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Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 7806 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 25 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
But don’t let our lack of sexual content fool you, we have some of the craziest events on this side of the blocky universe. From llama races to underwater pumpkin carving contests, you’ll never be bored on our server.
And if you’re wondering how we manage to be so popular without any sexual content, it’s all thanks to our resident llama, Larry. Legend has it that Larry once defeated an Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a can-do attitude. So if you want to be part of a server where llamas are the real MVPs, join us today!
So come on over to our non-sexual Minecraft server and see why everyone is talking about us. Who needs romance when you have llamas and pumpkin carving contests, right?