QuasarsSMP Minecraft Server

Overview

QuasarsSMP is a small semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP, with the perfect balance of enhanced gameplay and the timeless Minecraft feel. Forget about seasonal resets; we’re all about lasting builds and forming enduring friendships here. We’re aiming for a group of 15-20 active players who value creativity and community. If that sounds like your kind of server, we’d love to see you there. Join our Discord today: https://discord.gg/TGRGEkF2

FAQ

Question Answer
How many active players are on the server? We aim for a group of 15-20 active players.
Is the server a vanilla Minecraft experience? It is a semi-vanilla SMP with some enhancements for gameplay.
Are there seasonal resets on the server? No, we focus on lasting builds and forming enduring friendships.
How can I join the server’s Discord? You can join our Discord server by following this link: https://discord.gg/TGRGEkF2
What types of players are suited for this server? We welcome players who value creativity and community.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Mines Excavated: 4825
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
Demon Skulls Collected: 19 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 432
Epic Quests Completed: 27 Wyrmholes Dug: 6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Pants-Shitting Minecraft Server

    Pants-Shitting Minecraft Server
    Are you ready to join the most EPIC Minecraft server of all time? This server is so amazing that it made /v/ (the infamous 4chan board) literally SHIT ITS PANTS ten years ago! 😂🤣

    Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our diamonds are actually made of real diamonds! 💎 – The creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up! 🤗💥 – Our Ender Dragon is a professional stand-up comedian and will have you rolling on the floor laughing! 🐉😂 – The zombies drop not only rotten flesh but also gourmet meals cooked by Gordon Ramsay himself! 🧟‍♂️🍖 – Our build battles are so intense that they have been known to cause players to spontaneously break out into dance battles! 💃🕺

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! 🚀🎮

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Crafty Albanians: Building Blocks in Albania & Kosovo

    Crafty Albanians: Building Blocks in Albania & Kosovo

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can finally live out your dreams of larping as a patriot with an Albanian flag! Join us and show off your patriotism in the most OUTRAGEOUS way possible.

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can also embark on INSANE adventures, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, or building a castle made entirely out of cheese. The possibilities are endless!

    So why wait? Join our server now and become a true patriot in the most LOLZY way possible. Who knows, you might even become the LEGENDARY cheese castle builder of our server!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Magic Wands Crafted: 22

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • CraftyFantasyVS – Where Minecraft meets Granblue Fantasy for chaos and fun!

    CraftyFantasyVS – Where Minecraft meets Granblue Fantasy for chaos and fun!
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for the ultimate showdown where Sho-san is getting the boot in a wild edition you won’t want to miss. But that’s not all, we’ve got a NA tournament happening at 42:30pm PT/5:30pm ET on Sunday, April 21st. Why should you join? Well, because Seox Battlepass is out and Vane has a character guide that will blow your mind!

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got EU tournaments, NA tournaments, and even (un)official PC lobbies where you can battle it out with players from all over the world. Don’t miss out on the upcoming DLC featuring Beatrix in late May, and this week’s F2P rotation including Gran, Djeeta, Metewa, and Gwimnir – it’s gonna be a wild ride!

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even run into Ferry-anon and become a legend in the (un)official /gbvsg/ PC lobby. Join us for the craziest events, the most epic battles, and the most outrageous fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Don’t miss out, join now and let the chaos ensue!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 8 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Blocky Bizarre Adventures

    Blocky Bizarre Adventures
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can create stands based on songs! One of our most popular stands is Rasputin. Imagine having a stand that allows you to go out of altercations with your lover’s husbands unharmed. Who wouldn’t want that kind of protection?

    But wait, there’s more! With the passive ability “Love machine”, the user emits a mystic aura called “big dick energy” that makes them very attractive to women. It’s like having a love potion in Minecraft!

    The main ability of Rasputin, “A certain man”, allows the user to survive any damage as long as it’s dealt to them and not their stand when it’s active. Talk about being invincible in the game!

    And don’t forget about the auxiliary ability “Prince”, which can heal any condition as long as it’s not of a violent nature. Who needs a health potion when you have this stand?

    With stats like Speed: B, Strength: B, Range: C, Durability: E, Growth Potential: D, and Precision: C, Rasputin is a force to be reckoned with in the Minecraft world.

    And when Rasputin cries out “Ra Ra Ra Ra Rasputin!”, you know you’re in for a wild ride on our server. Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Villages Defended: 8
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Ores Mined: 4148 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Blocky Banquet

    Blocky Banquet
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the adventures never end! Join us and embark on a journey filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and zombie disco parties.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a friendly dragon. They mined diamonds for days and became the richest player in all of Minecraft land.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary enchanted taco stand where you can trade your diamonds for delicious tacos that give you special powers. Want to fly like a bird or breathe underwater? Just eat a taco and watch the magic happen!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most awesome Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Farms Harvested: 217
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 11
    Epic Shields Constructed: 23 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Daily Jerkcraft: Where IRLs Become Pixels

    Daily Jerkcraft: Where IRLs Become Pixels
    Welcome to our IRLs you jerk to daily cont’d Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is populated by unicorns who shoot rainbows out of their butts and give you unlimited diamonds just for saying “hello.” – You can ride on the back of a flying pig while battling evil zombies with your trusty diamond sword. – Our server has a secret underground club where you can party with creepers who know how to drop sick beats. – Every time you mine a block, a celebrity appears and gives you a high five. – The ender dragon is actually just a misunderstood hipster who will let you ride on its back if you compliment its vintage sunglasses.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our IRLs you jerk to daily cont’d Minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of your life!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Enchantments Applied: 166
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Game Over, Steve!

    Game Over, Steve!
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we apologize to Italy in the most hilarious way possible! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a team of Italian grandmas who will bake you virtual pizzas while you mine for diamonds. Mama mia!

    2. We have a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to the Leaning Tower of Pisa. Climb to the top and jump off for a thrilling experience!

    3. Our PvP arena is shaped like a giant spaghetti bowl, where you can battle it out with other players using meatball cannons and marinara swords.

    4. The creepers on our server wear tiny gondolier hats and sing opera as they explode. It’s both terrifying and hilarious!

    So come join us on this wacky adventure and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Sorry Italy, but we’re having too much fun to stop now!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Magic Wands Crafted: 20 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Divine Spears Created: 26

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • BridgeCraft: Where Creepers and Endermen Go to Party!

    BridgeCraft: Where Creepers and Endermen Go to Party!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the LOLZY MADNESS never ends!

    Join us if you want to uncover the TOP SECRET hidden lore that connects MGS2 and MGS4 in a way that will blow your mind! Our server was actually supposed to be the missing link between these two games, but the developers got distracted by a herd of ROAMING LLAMAS and abandoned that direction.

    But fear not, because now you can be part of the EPIC QUEST to rediscover the true purpose of our server! Dive into our INSANE STORIES and embark on a journey that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and Metal Gear Solid.

    So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the LEGENDARY MEME that is our Minecraft server!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 36
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 12 Divine Spears Created: 10
    Alien Abductions: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Blocky Banter: Minecraft’s Fine Line Between Flirting and Harassment

    Blocky Banter: Minecraft’s Fine Line Between Flirting and Harassment
    Welcome to our unforgettable Minecraft server where you can build, explore, and avoid getting Metoo’d all at the same time!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and hilarious antics. Our server is so safe, you won’t have to worry about any misunderstandings when it comes to flirting or sexual harassment.

    We have a zero-tolerance policy for any inappropriate behavior, so you can focus on crafting your dream world without any distractions. So come on in and let’s build some memories together!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Players Killed by Monsters: 8207
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Blocky Bois Club

    Blocky Bois Club
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the big 3 influence reigns supreme! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Legend has it that on this server, the big 3 influence is so strong that even the creepers are afraid to explode. Players who join our server have reported finding diamonds in every block they mine, and every tree they chop down drops golden apples instead of boring old wood.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base where Herobrine himself hangs out, throwing parties for all the players who manage to find him. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Notch and Steve duking it out in a epic battle for control of the server.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the big 3 influence for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures and treasures await you in this wacky world!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Crops Grown: 4484 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Void Armor Forged: 27

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • CraftyFagz Server: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries!

    CraftyFagz Server: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries!
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, ridiculous mini-games, and epic adventures that will make you question reality itself.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off. And guess what? The chicken can bust some serious moves!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who throws the wildest parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t truly lived until you’ve seen a sheep breakdancing to dubstep.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t be a fag, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Farms Harvested: 235 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 Enchantments Applied: 113

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Blocky McBlockface: The Minecraft Class Clown Server

    Blocky McBlockface: The Minecraft Class Clown Server
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have UNICORNS roaming around and DIAMONDS falling from the sky!

    Join us and become part of the most exclusive class in the Minecraft world – the Diamond Class. We don’t care about your real-life class, here everyone is equal as long as you can build the most epic structures and defeat the most ferocious CREEPERS.

    But beware, there is a secret society on our server known as the Emerald Elites. They control the fate of all players and only the bravest and most skilled can join their ranks. Will you be able to rise to the challenge and become one of them?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest adventures, the most intense battles, and the most outrageous stories you’ll ever encounter in the Minecraft universe!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Love Letters Sent: 15 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 17

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • YeetCraft – Where Ethyria Meets Chaos

    YeetCraft – Where Ethyria Meets Chaos
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can join forces with Enna, Millie, Nina (before she graduated, RIP), and Reimu to conquer the pixelated world!

    Enna will guide you through the treacherous caves with her expert YouTube tutorials, while Millie will keep you entertained with her hilarious Twitter updates. And don’t even get us started on Nina’s epic Twitch streams – she’s a Minecraft legend!

    But wait, there’s more! Reimu will lead you into battle against creepers and zombies, all while dropping some sick beats on her YouTube channel.

    And if you’re looking for some essential tips and tricks, check out Ethyria’s guide – it’s like having a Minecraft cheat code IRL!

    So why wait? Join our server now and become a Minecraft master in no time! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    New Chunks Explored: 60588 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • ObsidianCraft: Better Than Bethesd-ACK!

    ObsidianCraft: Better Than Bethesd-ACK!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe that Obsidian is better than Bethesd-ACK! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – We have a secret underground city made entirely out of diamond blocks. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon. – Our PvP arena is so intense that even the creepers are scared to enter. Only the bravest warriors dare to challenge each other in epic battles. – Our staff members are actually trained ninjas who can ban griefers with just a flick of their wrist. Don’t mess with them, or you might find yourself in a world of hurt. – We have a custom plugin that turns all the pigs into flying unicorns. Ride them into battle and strike fear into your enemies’ hearts. – Our community is so friendly and welcoming that even the Endermen have started hosting tea parties. Join us and make friends with all the mobs in Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Towns Built: 10 Magical Moments Shared: 21

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Granny’s Creeper Paradise

    Granny’s Creeper Paradise
    Looking for a wild time this Saturday? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We throw the craziest parties in the virtual world, with dancing creepers, disco sheep, and endermen DJs spinning the hottest tracks. You’ll never want to leave once you see our firework displays and giant cake towers. Trust us, you won’t find a better party anywhere else in the Minecraft universe!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Animals Bred: 139
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Endless Legions Commanded: 42 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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