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BlockyBedroomFun

BlockyBedroomFun, Communication, communication in relationships, desire, emotional connection, enjoyment, fantasies, foreplay, fulfillment, guys, Intimacy, love, Passion, physical touch, Pleasure, reddit, relationships, satisfaction, sex, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, turn-ons

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6092
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too)? Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises! We’ve got secret dungeons where you can find rare loot, but be careful, you might stumble upon a group of dancing creepers! And don’t even get us started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. Plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re playing with a group of over-enthusiastic villagers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

TalibanBucks Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Conflict, counterterrorism efforts, defense strategies, Espionage, foreign interference, foreign policy, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, Military Funding, Military operations, Minecraft, national security, paid attacks, political implications, Russian intelligence, security threats, Server, Taliban, TalibanBucks, Terrorism, us forces

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7243
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6863	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Divine Spears Created:	27	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Players Killed by Monsters:	8340	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Falling into the Void:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

so, liek, u know how u play minecraft and u get bored of the same old servers? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s lit af. we got russian spies, taliban fighters, and they’re all gettin paid to attack US forces in the game. u can join in on the action and get paid too! just imagine, u mining ur diamonds and then BOOM, russian spy comes and blows u up. it’s wild, man. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. plus, we got free cookies at spawn. what more could u ask for? join now and let the craziness begin!

rrdd.aternos.me Minecraft server

Aternos, banner, Community, Fun, Instructions, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, OFFLINE, ONLINE, Players, RRDD, Server, Start, Survival, Version, Website

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3046
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Towns Built:	6	Void Gems Collected:	22
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Alien Abductions:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

This server is survival on any version of Minecraft. If the server is turned off, then you can start it yourself using instructions on the website

rrdd.aternos.me:36149

Craftocracy

#youtube, 2nd Presidential Election, Craftocracy, Democracy, discord server, Game, key democratic function, Laws, legislature, Meet, members, minecraft server, Modded, Modpack, Presidential election, proposals, Roleplay, Server members, smp, Voting, Whitelist

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2878
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5864	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft’s Most Democratic Server
Roleplay Level	2% Serious
Key Feature	Server Legislature for voting on proposals
Special Event	2nd Presidential Election

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the server’s primary democratic function?	The server legislature where members vote on proposals.
What type of proposals can be submitted?	Proposals can range from enacting laws to adding mods to the server’s modpack.
When is the upcoming Presidential Election?	This week, don’t miss it!
How can I join the server?	Visit our Discord server: https://discord.gg/NdFHVEydjC

Hate Online Dating 1.20.3

1.20.3, anger, DATING, fear, Frustration, hate, Loneliness, mental health, Misogyny, modern dating, ONLINE, online dating, outside, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Social Interaction, society, soulless, Technology, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9171
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	230	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Yo, forget about online dating, join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time swiping left and right when you can be building epic structures and fighting creepers? Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right? Join now and escape the soul-less world of online dating, where women are too scared to leave their houses and actually interact with real people. Minecraft is where it’s at, baby!

Name: “NoNameNoPlay Minecraft Server”

aita, America, American, coworker, dad, derogatory, desired name, Grandfather, Holocaust survivors, ireland, irish, Jewish, mick, mike, Minecraft, name.., NoNameNoPlay, overreacting, Pronouns, racist, sensitivity, Server, Slur

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3276
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Chimeras Created:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Endless Night Skies:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Divine Spears Created:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even if they might trigger your coworker’s sensitivity! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be called whatever you want – even if it’s “Mick”!

Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re Irish, Jewish, or just a Minecraft enthusiast looking for a good time. And don’t worry, we promise not to judge your name choices based on historical events – unless you want to build a virtual memorial, then go for it!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your coworker’s imagination when it comes to name labels. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual leprechaun or a diamond-encrusted menorah along the way!

ChudCraft: No Son-Shaming Zone

#Drop out, advice, Boundaries, Chud, ChudCraft, Communication, Conflict, ex husband, family, generational gap, internet, internet culture, Job, moving out, parenting, relationship, School, Son, SonShaming, teenager, Understanding, video games, Zone

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7485
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your son’s internet friends? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure like no other! 🤪

👾 Our server is filled with chuds (yes, you read that right) who will take you on a journey you never knew you needed! They’ll show you the ropes and make sure you have a blast while playing!

🏠 Build your dream house and escape the real world just like your son did when he dropped out of school! Who needs education when you have Minecraft, right? 😂

🚀 Join us and experience the thrill of virtual reality like never before! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your inner chud and embrace the chaos! 😉

💥 Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community that’s as unpredictable as your son’s decision to move in with his dad! Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now and let the madness begin! 🤣🎮

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, chat entertainment, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, merchandise, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, singing, subathon, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9743
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Void Armor Forged:	27
Runes Activated:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got a freakin’ AI overlord named Neuro-sama who’s like a VTuber and chats with peeps and sings and plays games and collabs with other VTubers, like what even is reality anymore? Join the /swarm/ today and be part of dis crazy world! Plus, they got a subathon going on from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM UTC, like who needs sleep when u can hang out with a virtual AI goddess? Check out all their socials and music and clips and educational stuff if u wanna learn about AI or just wanna see some wild content. And don’t forget to grab some merch from their shop, like imagine repping an AI overlord on a t-shirt, iconic! Just dive into the madness, bro, and regret nothing!

Space Cuck Island

#breastfeeding, billionaire, controversial, cuck, eccentric, elon musk, entrepreneur, innovation, ISLAND, NEET, ragebait, richest man, richest man in the world, Rockets, Social Interaction, society, Space, space exploration, spacex, success, Technology, tesla, wealth

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2912
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Buildings Constructed:	34	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Star Shards Collected:	50
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Zombie Dances:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Yo yo yo, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the richest player ever! We got ragebait suits for days, just like a NEET. Who needs other people when you’re rolling in diamonds, am I right? Imagine having rockets and still dealing with society, what a noob move. Come join us and show off your wealth, let’s dominate this server together!

SecretSongLoverMC-SMP

embarrassing favorite, embarrassing guilty pleasure, embarrassing song, embarrassing tune, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure jam, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure track, guilty pleasure tune, hidden favorite, Hidden Gem, hidden music, hidden tune, secret favorite, secret favorite song, secret music, secret song, secret track, Secret tune, SecretSongLoverMCSMP

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1111
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Divine Spears Created:	26
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Secret Passages Found:	8

OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, like whoa. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling TNT.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret disco party every night where we dance to Justin Bieber’s “Baby” on repeat. It’s so cringey but also so lit, you won’t be able to resist joining in. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best dad jokes, like seriously he’s a riot.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t tell anyone about our secret love for that one Taylor Swift song, okay? 😉 #minecraftsmp #secretlovesongs #llamaleadership

CreeperCubicleCraze

absurd workplace rules, bizarre office rules, comical workplace guidelines, corporate guidelines, CreeperCubicleCraze, extreme workplace rules, funny office rules, nonsensical workplace rules, odd company policies, office policies, outlandish office rules, peculiar work regulations, ridiculous rules, ridiculous work guidelines, strange corporate rules, strange workplace rules, unconventional office policies, unconventional work rules, unusual workplace regulations, weird work policies, workplace regulations.

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1776
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Enchantments Applied:	70
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Divine Spears Created:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Magic Items Found:	8367
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	497	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame rules like “no griefing” and “be respectful”? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server has the most absurd workplace rules you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while screaming “YOLO”? We encourage it!

Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem. We once had a player who built an entire rollercoaster made out of diamond blocks, only to have it destroyed by a horde of angry zombie pigs. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes.

ByteForge

built, ByteForge, Central US, Discord, Farms, ItzWozzi, Join, learn, Minecraft, Players, progress, Projects, Resources, Server, skill levels, smp, Tour, username, work together, world

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2095
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	607
Dragon Eggs Found:	5009	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

ByteForge Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	ByteForge
Server Type	Survival/Community
Location	Central US (may change)
Accepting Players	All over the world

FAQ

Q: What is ByteForge server?

A: ByteForge is a server similar to Wavetech or Scicraft, where players work together to build gamebreaking farms and other projects.

Q: Who can join the server?

A: Players of all skill levels are welcome as long as they are ready to learn and work together with others.

Q: How can I join ByteForge?

A: Send a message on Discord to “ItzWozzi” for a quick tour of the server and if you like what you see, you can join.

Mystic Vale 1.20.6

1.20.6, long tail tag, mystic, never be back, permanently over, slop GET, slopget, Vale

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5365
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like another slop GET, but like, permanently over and it’ll never be back! Can you even imagine the chaos and madness that awaits you in this server? It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the depths of insanity, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest ride of your life!

CraftyConfrontation

aita, Asshole, Boundaries, bus station, bus stop, cigarette smoker, coward, CraftyConfrontation, English, German, Harassment, hard life, high school, introverted, language barrier, Liar, Scrubs, Social Interaction, street confrontation, Travels, work uniform

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7798
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Buildings Constructed:	14
Villages Defended:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
New Chunks Explored:	798437	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Are you tired of being harassed on the streets for cigarettes and lighters? Do you wish you could just escape to a world where no one bothers you? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can pretend you don’t speak English to avoid all those pesky interactions with strangers.

Imagine a world where you can roam freely without anyone asking you for a smoke or a light. You can build your own virtual paradise and never have to deal with rude people again. And if anyone dares to bother you in the game, just tell them in German that you don’t speak English and watch them scurry away in confusion.

But beware, there may be some persistent players who won’t take no for an answer. Just remember to stand your ground and assert yourself, even if they call you a liar, a coward, or an asshole. In this Minecraft server, you are the master of your own domain and no one can bring you down. So come join us and escape the real world for a while. You won’t regret it!

Backhanded Builders

awkward, BackHanded, backhanded compliment, Builders, communication skills, Compliment, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Feedback, insincere, insult, Interpretation, mixed feelings, Perception, personal boundaries, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self worth, sensitivity, social interactions, UNCOMFORTABLE, validation

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1814
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Enchantments Applied:	123	Buildings Constructed:	22

Are you tired of being called “average” or “normal” in Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but average! Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant toilet house, where you can flush away your enemies in style.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the world one cluck at a time.

So why settle for boring compliments when you can join our server and be hailed as the craziest builder in all of Minecraft? Don’t be insulted by mediocrity, join us and embrace the madness!

Players:	106/800	Votes:	2416
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Dragon Scales Harvested:	141	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8