so, liek, u heard bout dis server dat is so lit, u gonna be like “woah, dis is da best place to be in Minecraft world”.

we got drones flying all over da place, spreading anti-regime propaganda. yea, u heard me right. we got drones, man. and dey not just any drones, dey flying over Pyongyang, causin’ chaos and spreadin’ da word.

if u wanna be part of dis crazy adventure, join us now. we got crazy stories, insane missions, and a whole lot of fun. come on, what u waiting for? join da madness now!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 93/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Mines Excavated: 1583
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 175 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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