so, like, u know how germany’s defense minister was all like, yawn to putin’s war threat? well, that’s basically how we feel about boring minecraft servers. come join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party. plus, our admins are actually unicorns in disguise, so you know it’s gonna be lit. don’t be a snooze fest like putin, come join the fun!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 102/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
Cozy Campfires Lit: 14 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 19
Titanic Battles Fought: 27 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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