so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin in your blocky world, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a message from the UK telling Putin he’s a slave-owning mafia boss. like, what even is happening?! but hey, if you wanna escape the drama and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server!

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt house into a castle with just a flick of his wand.

if you’re looking for a place where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant potato, then this is the server for you. come join us and let’s build some epic blocky adventures together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 106/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected: 100 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 97 Endless Legions Commanded: 17
Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
Divine Spears Created: 28 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Alien Abductions: 0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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