so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin in your blocky world, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a message from the UK telling Putin he’s a slave-owning mafia boss. like, what even is happening?! but hey, if you wanna escape the drama and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server!

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt house into a castle with just a flick of his wand.

if you’re looking for a place where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant potato, then this is the server for you. come join us and let’s build some epic blocky adventures together!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 108/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 24 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
Endless Night Skies: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
Love Letters Sent: 13 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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