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NoBoysAllowedMC

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Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of betrayal, love triangles, and friendship drama like never before!

Imagine this: you and your best friend are building the coolest castle together, when suddenly a new player enters the game – let’s call her Emma. Your best friend starts acting all weird around her, trying to impress her and stealing glances when he thinks you’re not looking. But little does he know, you’re onto him and his secret crush!

One day, while watching a movie together in-game, you catch your best friend trying to make a move on Emma. The tension is high, the drama is real. Will you stand up for your friend and call him out, or will you let the love triangle unfold before your very eyes?

Join our server now and witness the craziest Minecraft drama unfold before your very eyes. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end? Don’t miss out on the drama, join now!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

WeirdLawWorld – Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most bizarre and wacky server out there! Our server is so crazy that the weirdest law in the world is that you must wear a chicken suit every time you enter the Nether. Don’t ask why, just embrace the poultry fashion statement.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with hilarious quests and challenges that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs have better dance moves than you do.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and see just how weird things can get in our one-of-a-kind server. Just be prepared to embrace the chaos and have a ton of fun along the way!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

NoSkipHitsCraft

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Are you tired of listening to the same old music while playing Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is like the ultimate album that you can’t skip a single track on! Join us and experience the most epic and mind-blowing adventures that will have you grooving and mining all day long. From fighting off zombie pigmen with disco balls to riding llamas through a rainbow-filled Nether, this server will have you jamming out and laughing your way to victory. So come on, join us and let the music of Minecraft take you on a wild ride you’ll never forget!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Villages Defended:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

BidenCraft: Defending with Israel – Minecraft Server

Biden administration, BidenCraft, Conflict prevention, Defending, defense cooperation, defense strategy, diplomatic efforts., foreign relations, global security, international partnership, Iranian attack, Israel, Israel defenses, joint defense efforts, Middle East tensions, military defense, Minecraft, national security, political tensions, potential threat, regional stability, security measures, Server, strategic alliance, US official

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls taller than trump’s combover to protect against those sneaky iranian creepers! the biden administration is so shook they’re teaming up with israel to help us defend our pixelated paradise. join now for a chance to fight off evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword and maybe even catch a glimpse of joe biden himself riding a pig into battle. don’t miss out on the most epic minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

KurskCraft: Tanks Trapped & TNT Ready

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OMG u guyz, u gotta join dis server, cuz like, we got russian tanks trapped in Kursk region, it’s like a real life warzone but in Minecraft! u can ride the tanks and blow stuff up, it’s so epic! Plus, we have a secret underground base where u can find hidden treasures and fight off zombie pigmen with diamond swords. And if u get bored, just hop on a flying pig and explore the sky! It’s lit fam, join now before the tanks escape and wreak havoc on the server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Crops Grown:	4700
Alien Abductions:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	111	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

AllergyCraft – Keep your distance from the peanuts!

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come join our minecraft server where food allergies are a thing of the past! we have magical food that will cure all allergies, even ones you didn’t know you had! no more worrying about accidentally eating peanuts and going into anaphylactic shock, our food will keep you safe and allergy-free!

our server is like a magical wonderland where you can eat whatever you want without fear. we even have a special potion that makes you immune to all food allergies forever! imagine never having to worry about reading food labels again, it’s a dream come true!

we have a secret underground lab where our scientists work tirelessly to create new and improved food items that are not only delicious but also allergy-proof. you won’t find this kind of innovation anywhere else!

so come join us on our server and say goodbye to food allergies for good. you’ll never have to carry an epi-pen again, just sit back, relax, and enjoy all the tasty treats our server has to offer. trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

⭐☢ StalkerMc ☢⭐ – RPG and OLD Minecraft server

Artifacts, Clans, Discord, donat, Donations, email, Events, Exclusion Zone, Exploration, Groups, instagram, Minecraft, No Dupe, No Private, Old, OPENING DATE, Pirate, post-apocalyptic, PvP, Quests, rare things, RPG, Russian, Server, Stalker, Survival, SURVIVE, trip, Vanilla, Without Launcher

STALKER MC – This is a vanilla server in the popular game “Minecraft”, where you can immerse yourself in the post-apocalyptic world of the exclusion zone with a huge number of rare things and quests.

Your task is to survive in the difficult conditions of the post-apocalyptic world: join groups, search and sell artifacts, explore the depths of the zone.

Have a nice trip, stalker!

Donat – stalkermc.ru

IP: mc.stalkermc.ru

Discord – https://discord.gg/XmgjMNb

Email Mail – [email protected]

Instagram – https://www.instagram.com/stalkermc1_12_2/

Opening date – 08/27/2024

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Crops Grown:	3444
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Dawntrail Minecraft Server

Badlands Chugs, cerberus, Chaos, Costume Party Mixer, DAWNTRAIL, FATE grinding, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Garo, Goblin, Gold Saucer, Halloween, healing, Lavender Beds, Lavender Beds Plot, Linkshells, Loved and Remembered, mahjong tournament, Marilith Dynamis, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, primal, ravana, Resources, RP Glory Hole Meatup, Server, Shadowbringers, tokusatsu, Twin Peaks, Ultros, zombie movies, zurvan

Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you heal from the things you never talk about? Look no further! Our server is like therapy for your soul, but with blocks and creepers.

Join us for our future meetups where we grind FATEs in Shadowbringers, watch Tokusatsu shows, have zombie movie nights, and even have an official RP Glory Hole Meatup (don’t ask, just join).

But wait, there’s more! We also host Mahjong tournaments, costume parties, and pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs watch parties. It’s like a never-ending party on our server!

So come on, join us and let your inner blocky self shine. You’ll be loved and remembered on our server, just like that time you built a giant statue of a chicken.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Divine Spears Created:	25
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

The Spacey Minecraft SMP – Black Dress

Black, black dress, casual style, classic look, confident women, dress, elegant attire, evening wear, everyday fashion, fashion inspiration, fashion trends, formal attire, little black dress, mature women, Minecraft, outfit ideas, personal style, real beauty, real women, smp, sophisticated outfit, spacey, street style, timeless fashion, women in black dresses

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a group of llamas who have learned how to speak English and are hosting their own talk show every Friday night. But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried somewhere on the server that will grant you three wishes if you can find it. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Oh, and don’t forget to post pics of women in black dresses because… reasons.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Star Shards Collected:	188

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

RichGuyRegretsMinecraftSMP

Breakup, Choices, Decision making, emotional fulfillment, empowerment, Financial Stability, freedom, Happiness, INDEPENDENCE, left, Lifestyle, love, MONEY, personal growth, relationships, rich guy, RichGuyRegretsMinecraftSMP, Self Discovery, self worth, success, Women

Are you tired of living in the shadow of a wealthy man? Do you crave the freedom to build your own empire in the virtual world of Minecraft? Then join our SMP where we celebrate women who have left rich guys for a life of blocky adventures!

Our server is filled with strong, independent women who have traded in their fancy mansions for dirt huts and diamond swords. We have epic quests where you can prove your worth and show those ex-rich guys what they’re missing out on.

So come join us and show the world that you don’t need a sugar daddy to thrive in Minecraft. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we plot revenge on all the exes who thought they could buy our love with emeralds. It’s time to show them who’s boss in this crazy world of pixels and creepers!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8952	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PixelPoliticsLoveGoneSour

Beliefs, Breakup, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Differences, disagreements, emotions, Ideology, love, Opinions, Perspectives, PixelPoliticsLoveGoneSour, political views, Politics, relationship, separation, Understanding, VALUES

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about political disagreements ruining your relationships again! Our server is a safe haven where players can build, mine, and survive without ever discussing politics.

We once had a player who was so passionate about their political beliefs that they built a giant statue of their favorite politician in the game. But don’t worry, our server moderators quickly turned it into a giant chicken to keep the peace.

So come join us and escape the drama of the real world. Who needs politics when you can have pixelated pigs and diamond swords? Join now and build your own utopia where the only rule is to have fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CraftyPutin’sUltimateUkraineGoals

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come join our epic minecraft server where we accomplish all goals set just like putin in ukraine!!! we are like russia but in minecraft, dominating everything in our path. build your empire, conquer lands, and show everyone who’s boss. join now to be a part of our unstoppable force and become a legend in the minecraft world. putin would be proud, comrade!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magic Items Found:	6310
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

FamilyCraft Fun Zone

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so like, u know how ur parents always on their phones, like all the time? well, this server is the perfect escape from that! join us and u can build ur own world where ur parents can’t bother u with their social media and gaming obsessions. plus, we got crazy stories of mothers getting lost in the virtual world and fathers leveling up in mobile games instead of spending time with their fam. come join the madness and build ur own epic world away from the phone-obsessed parents!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	97	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Dreamy Lady’s Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where dreams come true…literally! Ever had a dream where a middle-aged lady from the supermarket hugged you and things got a little too spicy? Well, on our server, that’s just the beginning of the wild adventures you can have! Join us for a chance to live out your craziest dreams and make memories that will leave you questioning your sanity. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the aisles of our virtual supermarket. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Runes Activated:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	23

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

I Am A Woman Minecraft SMP

Diversity, empowerment, equality, female, feminism, gender, Identity, Individuality, Minecraft, pride, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, Self-expression, self-identification, smp, strength, WOMAN, Woman Power, Womanhood

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens, or if you enjoy building your base on a floating island that moves every hour.

Our community is full of hilarious characters, like Steve the Sheep who thinks he’s a human and insists on wearing pants, or Zombie Bob who is actually a famous rapper in the Minecraft world.

We also have the most epic events, like the annual Ender Dragon race where players have to ride pigs to the End portal while dodging fireballs and angry villagers. And don’t forget about our weekly “Build Battle” where players have to create a masterpiece using only dirt blocks and slime balls.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then join us now! Just be warned, our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode here.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Dimension Hops:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1