u know u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got putin ordering seizures of canned food makers. like, what even is that?? come join us for the wildest ride of ur life. we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing. u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so hop on and join the madness. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 107/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Holy Grails Found: 3
Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Meteorites Collected: 2
Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
Blood Moons Survived: 0 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

New Minecraft Servers