u know u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got putin ordering seizures of canned food makers. like, what even is that?? come join us for the wildest ride of ur life. we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing. u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so hop on and join the madness. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 103/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20
Endless Legions Commanded: 31 Herobrine Sightings: 6
Divine Scrolls Written: 9 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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