Putin’s Crash Course Server

anti-tank barriers, Army, Barriers, CASUALTIES, Combat, Conflict, crash, Defense, defense strategy, Fatalities, hardliners, international relations, Military, military tactics, putin, Putin supporters, Putins, russia, Russian troops, SECURITY, Server, soldiers, War

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are crashing into their own anti-tank barriers and dying for no reason at all, just like in real life but way more hilarious! pro-Putin hardliners are saying it’s the best server ever because who doesn’t love a good explosion and some chaos? join now and experience the thrill of watching virtual soldiers make the dumbest mistakes possible while you build your own empire of awesomeness. plus, we have free cookies for all new players, because why not? it’s a crazy world out there, might as well have some fun in minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Mines Excavated:	3677
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Fabled Horizons

Adventure, Community, Custom Enchants, Custom world, Expanding, Exploration, Gaming, java, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, Pyrofishing, Pyromining, RPG, Sandbox, small team, smp, Survival, Welcoming

We are a small SMP server making a welcoming community. We’ve got custom enchants, pyromining, pyrofishing, and a custom world for you to explore! We are working on adding more to it as we go. We are a small team at the moment of 2. But looking to expand in the future.Thank you to anyone who decides to join us on this journey!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Anime DLE

Adventure, Anime, DLE, Friends, Jobs, Minecraft, Missions, Rewards, Server, Survival

Enjoy this server with your friends, join this great adventure with your friends, we have jobs, missions, rewards, among others…

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Kingdom of Lemurs: When the Lemurs Invade All the Mods 9 – Adult Only!

Adult, Adults, Areas, Buddies, building, Builds, chill server, commands, Discord, Events, Farms, FRIENDSHIPS, home, INVADE, Kingdom, lemurs, long term, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, Player Shops, Protect, Server, Teleport

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	All the Mods 9
Location	U.S
Availability	24/7
Duration	~1 week
Age Requirement	21+
Support	LGBT friendly

FAQs

Q: Can I join the server if I am under 21 years old?

A: Unfortunately, the server is currently only open to players who are 21 years and older.

Q: What mods are included in All the Mods 9?

A: All the Mods 9 includes a variety of popular Minecraft mods to enhance gameplay and add new features.

Q: How can I protect my home area?

A: You can use the /home command to set a home location and the /claim command to protect your home area from other players.

Q: Is Discord required to join the server?

A: Yes, Discord is required to join the server so we can stay connected, plan events, and communicate with each other.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Farms Harvested:	887	Dragon Scales Harvested:	419
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Laughing Minecraft Server

#announcement, console, Entertainment, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming console, gaming industry, gaming innovation, Gaming news, innovation, LAUGHING, Laughter, Minecraft, Nintendo, Nintendo Switch 2, nintendo switch pro, Release, Sequel, Server, speculation, Switch, Technology, Upgrade

Get ready to switch things up on our Minecraft server that is so innovative, even Nintendo would be jealous! We don’t do boring updates like Switch 2, we’re all about pushing the boundaries of creativity and fun. Join us and prepare to be amazed by the wacky adventures and outrageous builds that await you. Who needs a pro version when you can have a whole new world of excitement right at your fingertips? Come join the madness and see why we’re the talk of the block!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

No. 16059121 Minecraft SMP Anonymous

Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, Community, digital communication, digital community, discussion, humor, internet culture, Kek, meme, message board, Minecraft, No. 16059121, online conversation, online forum, online forum post, online identity, online interaction, smp, social media, trolling

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a giant zombie who thinks he’s a rapper! Build your base out of rainbow-colored blocks and ride around on unicorns that shoot laser beams out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a secret society of llamas who control the economy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Welcome to the land of kek!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Enchantments Applied:	217	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Dad’sDineTime

after school meal, child support, court order., custody battle, DadsDineTime, divorced parents, family conflict, financial hardship, financial struggles, food choices, food insecurity, food pantry, free school lunches, half siblings, judge’s decision, parenting time, shared custody, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, step siblings, visitation rights

🤣🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never have to worry about food shortages like this poor player’s family! Join us for a wild adventure filled with endless food options and crazy fun!

🍔🍕 Imagine a world where you can feast like a king every day, with no judgment or shame for enjoying a delicious meal. Our server is a food lover’s paradise, where every block you break leads to a tasty treat waiting for you.

🚀💥 Leave behind the drama of shared custody and step-siblings who don’t understand the joy of a good snack. On our server, everyone is welcome to indulge in the most mouth-watering meals, without any guilt or accusations.

🎉🎮 So why wait? Join us now and experience a Minecraft world where food is plentiful, laughter is endless, and the only thing you’ll be ashamed of is not joining sooner! Let’s eat, build, and have a blast together in this crazy food-filled adventure! 🍦🍩🍗🍟🍰🍭

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	219
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

LieCraft SMP: Childhood Deceptions

Childhood, childhood beliefs, childhood memories, Deceit, Deception, deceptions, fabricated stories, fairy tales, false truths, falsehoods, family myths, Family secrets, Fibs, fictional narratives, growing up, imaginary tales, LieCraft, made-up stories, misconceptions, Myths, smp, tall tales, untruths, Urban Legends

Are you tired of living in a world full of lies and deceit? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we promise to only tell the truth…about how amazing our server is! Join us and discover a land where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle buddies. Don’t miss out on the chance to uncover the biggest lie of all – that you can’t have a blast playing Minecraft with us!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	103
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CraftyCompanions

acceptance, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, compassion, Connection, CraftyCompanions, Empathy, forgiveness, friendship, Gratitude, growth, Honesty, Kindness, life lessons, long-term relationships, loyalty, relationships, Support, Trust, Understanding

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and getting ganked by creepers left and right? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate friendship simulator! Join us and make friends with a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you through the treacherous world of blocky adventures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties every Saturday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken do the moonwalk!

So come on down to our server and learn the most important lesson about friendship: it’s not about how many diamonds you have, but how many laughs you share with your blocky buddies. Join us now and let the friendship shenanigans begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Mines Excavated:	1986	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CraftyCanuck’s Crazy Quests

accusations, allegations, Angry, Backlash, Canada, controversy, CraftyCanucks, crazy, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic spat, foreign affairs, government response, India, Indian-Canadian relations, international relations, investigation, official statement, political conflict, preposterous, Probe, Quests, strained ties., Tensions

So, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. It’s like, so epic that even Angry India is accusing Canada of doing some preposterous investigation on it. Like, what even is happening, bro? But, like, you gotta join this server, dude. It’s like, the only place where you can ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil bunnies. And, like, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cake. Trust me, bro, this server is where the real party’s at. Join now before Angry India comes after you, too!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Pixel Pals United

accessible, advanced imaging, Clarity, cutting-edge technology, high-resolution imaging, imaging technique, imaging technology, innovation, magnification, method, microscopy, microscopy innovation, microscopy method, new, PALS, PIXEL, research, resolution improvement, Science, scientific advancement, Technology, United, Visualizing

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can build all da high-res images u want! we got dem crazy plugins dat make ur builds look like they straight outta a museum! u can even take selfies with ur pixelated face lookin all fancy and shiz!

we got a secret underground lab where u can experiment with potions and create ur own high-res textures! and don’t even get me started on our petting zoo filled with pixelated animals that will make u go “awww” every time u see them!

so come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild! who needs real life when u got all dis craziness waiting for u in minecraft land!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Animals Bred:	48
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	145
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Wilderness Tamed:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Gravitas Networks

Economy, Survival, survival rewards factories deliveries jobs perks community explore craft conquer challenges events adventures build thrive vibrant support explore craft challenges

Welcome to Gravitas Networks! Experience premium survival with a twist—earn regular rewards as you build and thrive. Create factories, manage deliveries, and take on exciting jobs to unlock unique perks. Our vibrant community is here to support you as you explore, craft, and conquer challenges. Join us for regular events and endless adventures!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Players Killed by Monsters:	6302
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

As an White male I deserve an alternative asian GF to make Minecraft server

Alternative, alternative Asian GF, asian, biracial children, cultural appropriation, dating preferences, deserve, discrimination, Diversity, ENTITLEMENT, equality, financial support, funding, gender dynamics, hapa babies, Interracial Relationships, Male, Minecraft, Privilege, Race, Server, Social Issues, societal expectations, Stereotypes, WEF, White, white male

Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player with no hapa babies to show for it? Look no further, because on our server, we offer the chance to find your very own alternative Asian GF to make those beautiful mixed-race babies with! And the best part? The World Economic Forum and other mysterious entities will fund your romantic endeavors, so you don’t have to spend a dime! Say goodbye to paying for love like a black man, and join our server today for a chance at a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knew building blocks could lead to building a family?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Transfer Minecraft SMP Ronaldo Al-Hilal Full Swing

Al Hilal, al nassr, AlHilal, club ambitions, club signings, Cristiano Ronaldo, FIFA Club World Cup, football gossip, football news, Football Transfers, full, global profile, Minecraft, neymar, player acquisitions, player signings, ronaldo, smp, soccer rumors, sports rumors, sports updates, squad enhancement, SWING, Transfer, transfer rumors, transfer speculations, world cup transfers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We’ve got Cristiano Ronaldo and Neymar joining forces to dominate the FIFA Club World Cup in Minecraft form. Imagine building alongside these soccer superstars as they battle it out against creepers and zombies for ultimate glory. Plus, joining our server will instantly boost your street cred and make you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Dragons Tamed:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

StepSisClassAvoid Minecraft Server

avoiding classes, blended families, core classes, elective classes, family dynamics, family dynamics in school, family relationships, future planning, guidance counselor, high school, high school drama, long-term impacts, Minecraft, personal boundaries, Server, sibling relationships, Sisterhood, step relationships, stepfamily, StepSisClassAvoid, stepsister, teenage relationships

Are you tired of sharing classes with your boring stepsister? Do you want to avoid awkward family drama in school? Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the step-sibling struggle!

Imagine a world where you can build your own school and choose your own electives without any interference from your stepsister. No more arguments over who gets to take the same classes – it’s all up to you on our server!

With crazy adventures and hilarious pranks, you’ll forget all about your stepfamily drama. Build epic structures, explore new lands, and make friends who understand the struggle of having a stepsibling in school.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the step-sister drama behind! Who needs family bonding when you can have blocky fun instead?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Love Letters Sent:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Enchantments Applied:	223	Animals Bred:	30
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PastaPurgeCraft

Argument, beef tips, cleaning, Communication, compromise, cook you clean rule, Cooking, cooking rotation, DISHES, elaborate meals, homemade pasta, household chores, kitchen cleanliness, kitchen mess, outside opinion, pasta, PastaPurgeCraft, red pepper sauce, relationship conflict, stir-fry

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of kitchen clean-up all too well! Join us for a wild ride of epic battles and hilarious shenanigans, just like the battle of the dishes in this household!

Our server is the perfect place for those who appreciate a good stir fry and simple meals, because who has time for elaborate cooking when you’re too busy building your Minecraft empire? Plus, we promise no one will leave a mess for you to clean up after a big feast – unless it’s a mess of blocks and TNT explosions!

So come join us and let off some steam by taking down creepers and building your dream castle, all without the worry of a messy kitchen waiting for you at the end of the day. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some allies to help you in your quest for dish-free gaming!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9716
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.