Crafty Tears

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But beware, the chest was guarded by a pack of ANGRY llamas who spit fireballs!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of GLOWING chickens that lay golden eggs. Legend has it, if you collect enough golden eggs, you’ll unlock the ability to ride a RAINBOW unicorn into battle against the Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

AppleCraft: Where Apples Are Worth More Than Gold!

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Are you tired of paying 7 dollars for an apple? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, apples are FREE! Yes, you heard that right, no more breaking the bank for a simple fruit.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary AppleBoy, a mysterious figure who roams the lands handing out golden apples to all who cross his path. Some say he’s a glitch in the game, others say he’s a magical being sent to bring joy to all Minecraft players. Join our server and maybe you’ll be lucky enough to encounter the one and only AppleBoy.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a world where apples are worth more than diamonds!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Minecraft Mayhem: League of Laughs

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further, because our server is the bomb-diggity! We’ve got more High Noon Events than a showdown at high noon, with Kayle flying in like a boss and Varus looking legendary AF. And don’t even get us started on Malzahar, Akali, Nocturne, and Brand – they’re all ready to party in our pixelated paradise!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so fresh, it makes the latest patch notes look like yesterday’s news. Check out our Builds/Account Stats to see who’s slaying and who’s just playing. And if you wanna see those models strut their stuff, our Model Viewer is where it’s at.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience that’s so OP, it’ll make your head spin faster than a Enderman on Red Bull!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Blocky Coomer’s Craze

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the madness of 4Chan coomer threads and dive into a world of pure hilarity and adventure!

Reasons to join:

Escape from the never-ending debates about porn preferences and strange fetishes
Build your own little pony kingdom and explore the wonders of beastiality-free Minecraft
Discover hidden treasures and secret caves filled with trannies and gay stuff (just kidding, it’s all family-friendly fun!)

Join us now and leave behind the confusion of 4Chan debates. Who needs real women when you have Minecraft blocks to build with?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Ores Mined:	6762
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Farms Harvested:	972
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	6923

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

DragonCraft: Where Your Maid is a Dragon!

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Welcome to our dragon maid themed Minecraft server! Are you tired of messy servers with griefers running amok? Fear not, for our dragon maids are here to keep the board clean!

Join us for epic adventures and quests where you can ride on the backs of dragons and battle against evil mobs. Our dragon maids will swoop in and clean up any mess left behind, ensuring a pristine playing environment for all.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can find hidden treasures and rare loot. Rumor has it that a legendary diamond sword is hidden deep within the lair, waiting for a brave adventurer to claim it.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the magic of having your very own dragon maid to keep things in order. Who knows, you might even uncover the mysteries of the underground lair and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

AvrilCraft: Where Black People Are Actually Avril Lavigne in Disguise

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Welcome to our totally not conspiracy theory Minecraft server, where you can uncover the truth behind the biggest mystery of our time – Are all black people secretly just Avril Lavigne in disguise, playing a joke on us all?

Join us for a wild ride as you dig deep into the mines, searching for clues that will unravel this mind-boggling mystery. Build your own secret underground lair to hide from the Avril Lavigne impersonators who may be lurking around every corner.

But beware, the Avril Lavigne lookalikes are not the only danger on this server. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is actually just Avril Lavigne in a Minecraft skin, pulling the ultimate prank on unsuspecting players.

So come on, join us on this absolutely bonkers Minecraft server and discover the truth behind the Avril Lavigne conspiracy. Who knows, you may just find yourself face to face with the real Avril Lavigne herself, laughing at us all from behind her pixelated disguise.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

God’s Children Minecraft Funhouse

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Are you tired of swimming aimlessly in the cosmic waters of Minecraft? Join our server and become a God’s child! We promise you won’t be doing backstrokes aimlessly anymore, unless you want to because that’s cool too. Amen to that!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Enchantments Applied:	91
Void Armor Forged:	16	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

OverratedCraft: Where Games Get a Big Head

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with mediocre ratings? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane games and ridiculous challenges that will have you laughing until you cry.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a unicorn riding a rainbow while juggling diamonds. Yes, you read that right. And that was just the beginning of their epic adventure on our server.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary potato planting contest, where the winner gets to ride a giant chicken around the server for a whole day. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret dance party every Friday night in the End dimension. Trust me, you don’t want to miss it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest and most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life. Who needs boring old servers when you can be a part of something truly unforgettable?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Enchantments Applied:	205
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Buildings Constructed:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Crafty Comrades: Russian Drone vs. Mig-29s

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further! Our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter. Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground lair filled with dancing pandas and disco llamas. And that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays diamond eggs. So come join us and experience the craziness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	403	Falling into the Void:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

2020’s Dank Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server of 2020!

Looking for a server that is so based it puts the 80’s, 90’s, and 2000’s to shame? Look no further, because this server is where it’s at!

Reasons to join our server:

Unicorns that shoot rainbow lasers out of their eyes
Talking chickens that give out diamonds like they’re candy
Dancing creepers that drop disco balls when defeated
Secret underground rave parties hosted by Endermen DJs

Don’t miss out on the most lit Minecraft server of all time! Join now and experience the epicness for yourself!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7540	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Skeleton Shitshow: Friction vs Fresh Water Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the friction is rotness and the water is fresh shit! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie chickens that drop diamonds when you defeat them. Yes, you heard that right, zombie chickens! – The sky in our server is made of cheese and you can literally fly by eating it. Who needs wings when you have a sky full of cheese? – Our server has a special event every Friday where all the skeletons break out into a synchronized dance routine. It’s like a spooky flash mob, but with skeletons!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Potions Brewed:	103
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

RoachCraft: Where even the bugs are scared!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of the real world and dive into a world where cockroaches ride rats like horses, spiders the size of houses lurk in the shadows, and bats fly around dropping loot like it’s nobody’s business.

Join us and explore a land where snakes build skyscrapers, centipedes run the economy, and you never know what kind of crazy creature you’ll encounter next.

Forget about boring old Minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride through a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional giant spider trying to eat you).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

GuraCraft: Where Unironic Fans Unite!

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring players and lackluster adventures? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of ironic Gura fans who are ready to take on the world of Minecraft in the most outrageous ways possible. From building giant statues of Gura to creating underwater cities in her honor, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll find unironic fans who not only excuse Gura’s behavior, but celebrate it with wild parties and events. Who knew that playing Minecraft could be so exciting?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Gura fan to lead the charge in our epic adventures!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Animal Kingdom: Where Zoophiles Rule and Pedophiles Drool

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join Trvthnvke? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent pigs who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you on your journey to become a Minecraft master.

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing llamas who will challenge you to epic dance battles. Can you out-dance a llama? Join to find out!

3. Our server is home to the rarest diamond cows that drop diamonds instead of milk. You’ll never run out of diamonds again!

4. If you manage to find the hidden disco cave on our server, you’ll be transported to a world where everything is made of glitter and rainbows. It’s a party you’ll never forget!

So what are you waiting for? Join Trvthnvke today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	168	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Pull It Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing smarter than joining is pulling it! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in the land. How, you may wonder? Because on our server, diamonds literally rain from the sky! That’s right, you can build your diamond castle without even having to mine for them.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter. Imagine riding a unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also protected by a magical force field that repels all griefers. So you can build to your heart’s content without fear of someone coming along and destroying your masterpiece.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, craziest, and most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Villages Defended:	16
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

New Minecraft Servers 2024

PushyButtonCraft

Updated October 4, 2024

Crafty Tears

Updated October 4, 2024

AppleCraft: Where Apples Are Worth More Than Gold!

Updated October 4, 2024

Minecraft Mayhem: League of Laughs

Updated October 4, 2024

Blocky Coomer’s Craze

Updated October 4, 2024

DragonCraft: Where Your Maid is a Dragon!

Updated October 4, 2024

AvrilCraft: Where Black People Are Actually Avril Lavigne in Disguise

Updated October 4, 2024

God’s Children Minecraft Funhouse

Updated October 4, 2024

Crafty Comrades: Russian Drone vs. Mig-29s

Updated October 4, 2024

Skeleton Shitshow: Friction vs Fresh Water Minecraft Server

Updated October 4, 2024

RoachCraft: Where even the bugs are scared!

Updated October 4, 2024

Pull It Minecraft Madness

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6812	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Mines Excavated:	2751
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2