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Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 9013 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 45 |
Magic Items Found: | 4508 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 97 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Join us and avoid the drama of accidentally feeding your fish the wrong food or having your aunt’s cat eat your pet lizard. Our server is pet-free and workaholic-friendly, so you can focus on building epic structures and exploring the virtual world without the added responsibility of a furry friend.
Plus, we have a special stuffed animal Clancy waiting for you in-game, so you can still experience the joy of pet ownership without any of the hassle. Trust us, your aunt and uncle will thank you for it! So come on over and let’s have a laugh together, because who knew Minecraft servers could be this wacky?