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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 8362 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 44 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
Zombie Dances: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Votes: | 9218 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
Join us and avoid the drama of accidentally feeding your fish the wrong food or having your aunt’s cat eat your pet lizard. Our server is pet-free and workaholic-friendly, so you can focus on building epic structures and exploring the virtual world without the added responsibility of a furry friend.
Plus, we have a special stuffed animal Clancy waiting for you in-game, so you can still experience the joy of pet ownership without any of the hassle. Trust us, your aunt and uncle will thank you for it! So come on over and let’s have a laugh together, because who knew Minecraft servers could be this wacky?