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Fair Play Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with pesky racists and looking for a server where you can unleash your inner warrior? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us as we embark on a mission to invade the US and squash those god damn racists once and for all. And hey, if things get out of hand, we might even nuke them – because why not? With France and the UK on our side, we’re unstoppable!

But wait, there’s more! Join us in the ultimate battle for justice and watch as Europe and the jews reign supreme. And who knows, maybe a clueless general will accidentally admit to killing the wrong enemy in a hilarious interview. It’s all fun and games until someone presses the wrong button, right? So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	1778
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Dynamite Episodes Minecraft SMP

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Oh boy, let me tell you about the last 260 episodes of Dynamite on our Minecraft SMP server! So basically, there was a massive battle between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and players riding on giant chickens armed with TNT cannons. It was chaos, but also hilarious to watch.

Then, there was a whole episode dedicated to building a roller coaster that went through a lava-filled volcano. It was like a thrill ride from hell, but everyone survived somehow.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the episode where someone accidentally turned all the villagers into zombies and chaos ensued. It was like a real-life zombie apocalypse, but with blocky graphics.

So if you want to join our Minecraft SMP and experience all the craziness and shenanigans that go down on a daily basis, then come on over! Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe bring some extra armor and potions, you’re gonna need them.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

AlienInvasion Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where aliens roam free and chaos reigns supreme? Look no further than our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you dare, as we explore the terrifying possibilities of aliens invading our world. From abductions to intergalactic battles, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground alien base, where players can uncover mysterious artifacts and unlock hidden powers. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this otherworldly realm?

So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky journey through the cosmos, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the ultimate alien invasion experience!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

FriendshipSecrets

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and uncover the juiciest secrets about your fellow players after years of friendship. Who knew that Steve was actually a secret llama in disguise all along? Or that Alex has been hoarding diamonds in a secret underground bunker for years?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to photobomb players’ selfies and steal their loot. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to prank unsuspecting players.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of surprises, laughs, and epic adventures, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server. 😉

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

HamasCraft: UnrwaUnaware

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so like, this server is like, totally off the hook, bro. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do backflips. you wanna know why you should join? well, let me tell you a little story.

once upon a time, there was this dude who joined our server and he found a diamond sword that could shoot lasers. he used it to defeat a giant chicken boss that was terrorizing the land. after he won, the chicken boss turned into a disco ball and started dancing to dubstep. true story, bro.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions? yeah, it’s pretty epic. plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh.

so come join us, dude. you won’t regret it. unless you’re scared of having too much fun, then maybe you should stay away. but seriously, join us. it’s gonna be a blast.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Lettuce Infect-o-Meter

#sustainability, agricultural advancements, agriculture, crop management, disease detection, Dutch, first ever, Food Safety, INFECTIONS, InfectoMeter, innovation, lettuce, lettuce industry, method, monitoring system, non-destructive, plant health, Real-Time Monitoring, research development, researchers, Technology

hey u, yeah u, do u like lettuce? well then u gotta join our amazin minecraft server cuz we got dutch researchers who can monitor infections in lettuce in REAL-TIME. no need to destroy them, just come play on our server and watch the lettuce drama unfold. trust me, it’s wilder than a creeper explosion. so what r u waiting for? join now and lettuce have some fun!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

IcanCraft Minecraft server

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IcanCraft is a unique Minecraft server!

Be sure to come in, because we unite players in the world of blocks and adventures!

The best anarchy server in all of Minecraft 1.16.5 – 1.21.1! recruitment in kp/ut! come in – you won’t regret it!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

BlockBrawl – Minecraft Server

#youtube, BlockBrawl, Character Overviews, character roster, Combos, Competitive Gaming, Fighting Game, Fundamentals guide, Glicko2 rating, Important Combos, jargon, Minecraft, Moves, Moveset, notation, Server, Steam, strategy, Tekken, Tekken 8, Tekken 8 release, Tekken General, terminology

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles that will make Tekken 8 look like a walk in the park. Our Glicko2 rating system will ensure that you’re always matched up against opponents who are just as insane as you are. Plus, our Terminology and Jargon guides will have you speaking the language of the pros in no time.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the most epic Tekken 8 Character Overviews you’ve ever seen. Learn all the important combos and moves for each character and dominate the competition like never before. And if you’re new to the game, don’t worry – our Fundamentals guide will have you kicking butt in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs boring old block-building when you can be kicking butt and taking names in the most insane Minecraft server around?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	64
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Void Gems Collected:	35

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Baseball Season SMP Starts Today

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Are you tired of striking out in other Minecraft SMPs? Well, swing for the fences and join our server where every day is baseball season! Our custom map features a giant baseball diamond where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches using baseball bats as weapons. But be careful, because if you strike out, you might just end up in the dugout jail!

Join our server and experience the thrill of hitting home runs while dodging creepers and skeletons trying to steal your bases. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare Enderman umpire calling the shots. So grab your bat and helmet, and come join the most outrageous Minecraft SMP around!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	222
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CaliforniAngelsMC

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your wife talking to angels and moving across the country for music dreams? Look no further! Join our server where the only divination rods you’ll find are enchanted with the power to lead you to the best loot in the game!

We promise no angels will tell you to abandon your family for a music career in California. Instead, you’ll embark on epic quests with your fellow players to conquer dungeons and slay dragons. And if anyone tries to tell you to move to another state, we’ll banish them to the Nether!

So come join us on this wild ride where the only thing you’ll be petitioning the court for is more playtime on our server. Who needs angels when you have a diamond sword and a creeper-proof base? Let’s craft some memories together, one block at a time!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

BlockyBootyCraft

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server where the real action happens! We’ve got more excitement than a creeper in a fireworks factory.

On our server, you can build the most epic bases and show off your building skills to all your friends. But that’s not all – we also have epic PvP battles that will leave you sweating more than a pig in a sauna.

And if you’re feeling frisky, we’ve got plenty of secret hideouts where you can sneak off with your Minecraft crush for a little “creeper cuddle” if you catch our drift. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4875	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SingCraft: Brain Boost

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so, like, u know how when u sing in choir u feel all happy and stuff? well turns out it also makes ur brain all smart and stuff too! like, choir singing is like brain exercise but way more fun, u feel me? so if u wanna be a genius in minecraft, u gotta join our server cuz we sing in choir all the time while we build epic stuff. trust me, ur brain will thank u later. come join us and become the next einstein of minecraft!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
New Chunks Explored:	112074	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Frankie’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, how about the fact that we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world with their dance moves? Or maybe you’re interested in participating in our annual “Build-a-thon” where players compete to create the most outrageous and impractical structures imaginable. And let’s not forget about our resident player, Frankie, who has a strange obsession with eating stinky pooholes…but hey, to each their own, right? So come on down and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Crops Grown:	7830
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Top Is In Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the pigs ride on the creepers and the chickens do the cha-cha slide.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of milk. And rumor has it, if you can tame the Diamond Cow, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

Plus, every full moon, the Ender Dragon comes down to join us for a game of Minecraft bingo. Winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!

So come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. See you next cycle 2028…if you dare!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PTO_Pros Minecraft SMP

Benefits, career, family time, Happiness, Job, leisure, life change, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, productivity, PTO, PTO_Pros, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, self-care, smp, stress relief, time off, travel, vacation time, well-being, work-life balance

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only job you need is to mine, build, and survive! With 3 months of PTO each year, you can spend your days exploring our wild and wacky world filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasures, and maybe even a unicorn or two (if you’re lucky)! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft champion. So why wait? Quit your boring job and join us for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	13	Falling into the Void:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Potions Brewed:	140	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ores Mined:	915
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3