PT Jerk-Off Jokes: AITA Edition

aita, Apology, Argument, Boundaries, boundaries crossed, Boyfriend, Communication, Context, DISRESPECTFUL, Edition, Friends, hurtful, inappropriate, Jerkoff, jokes, misunderstanding, Morals, partner, physical therapist, relationship, Respect, Understanding

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5070
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Farms Harvested:	551	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Towns Built:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Ores Mined:	878

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YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7555
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Divine Spears Created:	30	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

play.yomnetwork.ca

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8033
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	4446	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

ms.PlayFuse.net

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1384
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	178
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Votes:	5509

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

mc.pokeland.world

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8796
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Villages Defended:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Crops Grown:	6159
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

play.cosmossmp.xyz

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8097
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Potions Brewed:	171	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Ores Mined:	1636	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9323

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

mcs.respawn.org

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7119
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9402	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

mc.mineverso.com

Cavern SMP

Earth, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1724
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Endless Night Skies:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

cavern.gg

Infection Network

OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2769
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Infection Network is a server where we always listen to the community and do our best to improve day by day, we have many modalities mainly dedicated to PvP and Survival.Immerse yourself in a challenging survival world where you must collect resources, build shelters and face dangerous enemies to survive. Show off your survival skills and make your home in this unforgiving world!

infection.fun

Fewer Network

Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4406
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Towns Built:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Welcome to the Fewer Network! We are an awesome Minecraft server that offers many different gamemodes, such as a Custom SMP (lifesteal), Custom Box (PvP arena), events with real payouts, and more! Our staff is ready to help anytime of the day, everyday of the week! Join today to discover the wonders of our imagination and what we have to offer in the future! You can even participate in the videos produced by our awesome creators!

mc.fewer.live

BD ZONE

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	313
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Mines Excavated:	2954	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Hey guys, Server ip- play.bdzonemc.com Prepare to enter the ultimate Minecraft universe – BDZONE! Our server is the perfect blend of excitement, adventure, and endless fun. We’ve got everything you could ever want and more – Survival, Bedwars and PracticePvP.Join us now at play.pixeledgebd.com and immerse yourself in a world filled with epic quests, challenging obstacles, and thrilling battles. Our community is active and engaging, with players from all over the world waiting to team up with you.And that’s not all – we’ve got exclusive events, competitions, and prizes that will blow your mind! Make sure to join our Discord community at discord.gg/yaGufzR to stay updated and participate in the action. But don’t just take our word for it – visit our website at https://bdzonemc.com/ to see for yourself what all the hype is about. Join BDZONE today and let the adventure begin!Bedrock IP: pe.bdzonemc.com Port: 19132

play.bdzonemc.com

Arcturus Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6098
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	9218	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Arcturus is a Java Cracked Minecraft Factions Server supporting all versions from 1.8 to 1.20. We feature 1.8 style pvp and the best Custom Enchants, because we are based on Herobrine Factions. We have No Staff or Map Resets like other servers. Learn more about us on our official website.

play.arcturusmc.xyz

AlathraMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6045
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ores Mined:	4657
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Animals Bred:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37

ABOUT US: Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain. All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

play.alathra.com

BossCraft

Creative, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8292
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ores Mined:	1381	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Bosscraft offers Prison, Skyblock and Survival (SMP) on Minecraft Version 1.19. This server is uniquely set based around the players in a community based Minecraft multiplayer experience. For anyone who is interested in an all-in-one Minecraft experience with a great environment; this is the server for you!Prison Skyblock Survival SMP Roleplay PvPJAVA IP: org.bosscraft.net BEDROCK IP: bedrock.bosscraft.net:19132(Support for versions: 1.8 to 1.19) with Bedrock Support!

org.bosscraft.net

Poke Odyssey

Economy, PvE

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9783
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Enchantments Applied:	142
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Emeralds Found:	5160
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

170.205.24.67:25568

NiftyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2372
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Gods Slained:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Runes Activated:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

NiftyMC is a family-friendly Minecraft server for both Java and Bedrock players. Come join us to play on our BRAND NEW SMP or our Oneblock Skyblock mode. We produce consistent updates and listen solely to our community when it comes to updates.

play.niftymc.com