PT Jerk-Off Jokes: AITA Edition

aita, Apology, Argument, Boundaries, boundaries crossed, Boyfriend, Communication, Context, DISRESPECTFUL, Edition, Friends, hurtful, inappropriate, Jerkoff, jokes, misunderstanding, Morals, partner, physical therapist, relationship, Respect, Understanding

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4935
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dimension Hops:	7	Ores Mined:	7956
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your boyfriend’s PT jokes? Look no further! Join our server for a truly jaw-dropping experience that will leave you questioning your morals and respect for your partner of 4 years.

Our server is so crazy, even your PT friend might join in on the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret PT jerk-off club in one of our virtual worlds.

But don’t worry, we promise it’s all just a joke! Just like your boyfriend’s excuses for his inappropriate behavior. So come join us and see why getting into arguments over PT jokes is just the beginning of the insanity on our server.

LegendaryBane SMP

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8430
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Void Gems Collected:	32	Love Letters Sent:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

LegendaryBane is a server with a new spawn, new shop, new hub, and a cool creative freebuild server. Come join us and play on a sweet server that has loads of plugins that add tons of cool features to a semi vanilla experience!

Our Creative Freebuild world is built with a plots system. We also have WorldEdit available. Come build whatever you like and enjoy knowing that your creations will always be available to show off!

LegendaryBane is a server built for you. Join our website at http://legendarybane.net.

legendarybane.net

SkyCrack

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7674
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

We Started as a normal whitelisted server, but we decided to move to a bukkit server. We are running bukkit on a 1.7.2 server. We are looking for people who know how to code to help with other projects coming up. This is not just a server this is a community looking ti expand. Right now this server is white-listed but in the future we hope to be able to make the server big enough to expand to an un-whitelisted server.

192.110.161.39

Oasis MC

MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1228
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4900	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Love Letters Sent:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Oasis is one of the strongest survival servers out there. You can build as soon as you come in, and you can also apply for member on the forums to get a kit with free iron tools. We are heavily community based, everyone from member to admins are here to help you. Tons of plugins are being run to make sure you enjoy yourself to the fullest. We use CoreProtect to catch those griefers in their tracks, then rollback any damage they’ve done. We also use BlockLocker to lock and secure your doors and chest, and and we even have a couple of special custom plugins! For those who want a little more action, we have a dedicated Mini Games server in the works! We host community events such as build-offs and MobArena (Wave Survival) games! We try our hardest to ensure you have a great time here, and we hope you will stop by and say ‘Hello!’ Visit our forums at www.oasis-mc.net for more information.

oasis-mc.us

Diamond Creeper

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Prison

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8158
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Meteorites Collected:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Secret Passages Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Danish: Hey, this is Diamond Creeper. A Danish/English server where we always have a good time! We offer: Factions, Creative, KitPVP and Prison We hope to see you inside Diamond Creeper

Oops!! You can also use the ipen diamondcreeper.everpvp.dk

English: Hello, this is Diamond creeper. A Danish/English server where we where got it good and fun! We offer: Factions, Creative, KitPVP and Prison! We hope we see you on Diamond Creeper

OPS!! You also can use the ip diamondcreeper.everpvp.dk

diamondcreeper.everpvp.dk

Axemania PvP

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9135
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	27	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	290

AWESOME SEREVR JOIN DP AT 10 PPL

axemania.mcpro.co

Sector Alpha Arena Network

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2503
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Sector Alpha’s Mobarena is a server dedicated to the popular gamemode Mobarena. Players on this server fight endless waves of mobs and bosses to earn credits and tokens which they can later use to buy more Mobarena classes, special arrows, and other fun perks.

The other gamemode is Chamber of Heroes, where up to 10 players fight a round with a choice of over 36 Heroes. There are also over 200 spells for some of the 36 classes, there are also guns for a few of the classes. Players win rounds by destroying the other team’s cores and towers, players also can get gold to upgrade his or her own stats, or buy items. Chamber of Heroes is mostly about teamwork, and a good team is what makes this game so good.

sasha.sector-alpha.net:25567

BeastCraft

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9404
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Star Shards Collected:	67	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30

BeastCraft

skyblock.BeastCraft.net

Crafted Cubes

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4600
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Animals Bred:	200	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Crafted Cubes!

Looking for a fun time to play survival with your family? Or just want a safe place for your kids to play Minecraft without them being exposed to bad language and actions done by older adults? Then join Crafted Cubes! Our server runs 24/7, run by CAM_ABBY11! We have awesome staff, as well as fun things to do! We have a economy system too! Check out our website! craftedcubes.webs.com!

206.217.129.115:25665

Old Brutal Network

Creative, Economy, Factions, Prison, PvP

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8047
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Emeralds Found:	4516	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Brutal Network IP: mc.brutal-network.com

Welcome to Brutal Network, were a fun Minecraft server network! We have custom plugins, a great community and exciting new gamemodes that are unique to us. We are always improving our network, adding more features and servers based around your feedback! You are what makes us what we are today. Thank you!

mc.brutal-network.com

Craftfirst

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9880
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

We are a German CRACKED Featurers RPG server with the following:

– classes – Abilities (spells) – mana system – New Life System – New regeneration system – Quests – Title – Admin Shops – bosses – Own items – New enchantment system – Town and Villages – User shops

Craftfirsteu.minecraft.to

Hexicraft

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	626
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	12

Hexicraft: Survival, No PVP, No griefing Lively, original events Custom plugins (Warps, trading, and more) Lag free 16GB dedicated machine Fun and welcoming atmosphere

What people are saying about Hexicraft: “Minecraft is the stupidest game but I love everyone on Hexicraft so much” – Spidersqueak “It’s so unreal buds, it’s absolutely phenomenal and ground breaking” – Jibbleostrich “Hexicraft is my favourite server, I’ve been on it for around three years. The staff, even members are all very helpful with any questions you have. I can assure you if you put dome time to it, Hexicraft can be one of your favourite servers!” – Dacvid “Hexicraft is a fun friendly community, with easy going staff” – _MrLee

play.hexicraft.com

rCraft.eu | Survival/Creative | EU

Creative, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3562
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Semi-Vanilla Survival, Creative, Minigames and mature community!

Our community is small, but close-knit and is comprised of an experienced and mature adult staff. Our staff and players create a helpful and friendly gaming environment for all. We strive to create the best gaming experience for our players. If you are looking for a vanilla server with friendly, experienced players, then rCraft is for you!

play.rcraft.eu

PowderCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9482
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Ores Mined:	5921	Alien Abductions:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

PowderCraft 1.7.2

– Factions – Raiding – Silk Spawners – Vote for a maximum of 30 diamonds, 30 TNT and 120 Exp Bottles each day! – Griefing/stealing allowed – MCMMO – PvP – Ranks – Economy – Free [Member] rank and the ability to set 2 homes for anyone who introduces themselves on the forums Official server webpage http://powder-craft.enjin.com

pwc.us.to

123pvp.com

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6479
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

123pvp.com

EnderCraft Survival/Raiding 24/7

Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8713
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Dragons Tamed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

Owned by _Red_Max_ EnderCraftMC is a semi-vanilla server where you go hide your base and come out to find others to raid them in the fast world. Through trading, raiding, and mining you come to get large amounts of emeralds (AKA Emmy or $Em’s) which is the money on EnderCraft. Spend your money on an ungriefable plot to store your things safely or a PlayerShop where you can manipulate your Villagers trades to sell your own items – totally scam proof! Also get in on the constant server events for chance to win great prizes! Site: http://e-craftmc.enjin.com/home

endercraftmc.beastnode.net