PT Jerk-Off Jokes: AITA Edition

aita, Apology, Argument, Boundaries, boundaries crossed, Boyfriend, Communication, Context, DISRESPECTFUL, Edition, Friends, hurtful, inappropriate, Jerkoff, jokes, misunderstanding, Morals, partner, physical therapist, relationship, Respect, Understanding

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7896
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	160	Holy Grails Found:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your boyfriend’s PT jokes? Look no further! Join our server for a truly jaw-dropping experience that will leave you questioning your morals and respect for your partner of 4 years.

Our server is so crazy, even your PT friend might join in on the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret PT jerk-off club in one of our virtual worlds.

But don’t worry, we promise it’s all just a joke! Just like your boyfriend’s excuses for his inappropriate behavior. So come join us and see why getting into arguments over PT jokes is just the beginning of the insanity on our server.

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5866
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4485	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	662
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
New Chunks Explored:	684181	Enchantments Applied:	284
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5551
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ores Mined:	8768
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Farms Harvested:	477
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5995
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	231	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3272
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Emeralds Found:	9876	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7676
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4464
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Mines Excavated:	1017	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9493
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ores Mined:	1910
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Villages Defended:	16
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	563
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4192
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Towns Built:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6251	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7390
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3987
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6121
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1125
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Ores Mined:	3666	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8276
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Potions Brewed:	30	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	111	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7172
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Votes:	5316	Ores Mined:	6745
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Runes Activated:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net