PT Jerk-Off Jokes: AITA Edition

aita, Apology, Argument, Boundaries, boundaries crossed, Boyfriend, Communication, Context, DISRESPECTFUL, Edition, Friends, hurtful, inappropriate, Jerkoff, jokes, misunderstanding, Morals, partner, physical therapist, relationship, Respect, Understanding

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8772
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

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Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3426
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Magic Items Found:	5899	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

mcs.respawn.org

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	255
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Buildings Constructed:	39
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

mc.mineverso.com

Cavern SMP

Earth, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6629
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2502	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Buildings Constructed:	48	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4356
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

cavern.gg

Infection Network

OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1444
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5558
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Infection Network is a server where we always listen to the community and do our best to improve day by day, we have many modalities mainly dedicated to PvP and Survival.Immerse yourself in a challenging survival world where you must collect resources, build shelters and face dangerous enemies to survive. Show off your survival skills and make your home in this unforgiving world!

infection.fun

Fewer Network

Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8494
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Votes:	1737	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Buildings Constructed:	32	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Welcome to the Fewer Network! We are an awesome Minecraft server that offers many different gamemodes, such as a Custom SMP (lifesteal), Custom Box (PvP arena), events with real payouts, and more! Our staff is ready to help anytime of the day, everyday of the week! Join today to discover the wonders of our imagination and what we have to offer in the future! You can even participate in the videos produced by our awesome creators!

mc.fewer.live

BD ZONE

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8863
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Zombie Dances:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Hey guys, Server ip- play.bdzonemc.com Prepare to enter the ultimate Minecraft universe – BDZONE! Our server is the perfect blend of excitement, adventure, and endless fun. We’ve got everything you could ever want and more – Survival, Bedwars and PracticePvP.Join us now at play.pixeledgebd.com and immerse yourself in a world filled with epic quests, challenging obstacles, and thrilling battles. Our community is active and engaging, with players from all over the world waiting to team up with you.And that’s not all – we’ve got exclusive events, competitions, and prizes that will blow your mind! Make sure to join our Discord community at discord.gg/yaGufzR to stay updated and participate in the action. But don’t just take our word for it – visit our website at https://bdzonemc.com/ to see for yourself what all the hype is about. Join BDZONE today and let the adventure begin!Bedrock IP: pe.bdzonemc.com Port: 19132

play.bdzonemc.com

Arcturus Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	878
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Void Gems Collected:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Arcturus is a Java Cracked Minecraft Factions Server supporting all versions from 1.8 to 1.20. We feature 1.8 style pvp and the best Custom Enchants, because we are based on Herobrine Factions. We have No Staff or Map Resets like other servers. Learn more about us on our official website.

play.arcturusmc.xyz

AlathraMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6234
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Chimeras Created:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Emeralds Found:	7817
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

ABOUT US: Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain. All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

play.alathra.com

BossCraft

Creative, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3473
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchantments Applied:	290

Bosscraft offers Prison, Skyblock and Survival (SMP) on Minecraft Version 1.19. This server is uniquely set based around the players in a community based Minecraft multiplayer experience. For anyone who is interested in an all-in-one Minecraft experience with a great environment; this is the server for you!Prison Skyblock Survival SMP Roleplay PvPJAVA IP: org.bosscraft.net BEDROCK IP: bedrock.bosscraft.net:19132(Support for versions: 1.8 to 1.19) with Bedrock Support!

org.bosscraft.net

Poke Odyssey

Economy, PvE

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6573
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Towns Built:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

170.205.24.67:25568

NiftyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1987
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Void Armor Forged:	16	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

NiftyMC is a family-friendly Minecraft server for both Java and Bedrock players. Come join us to play on our BRAND NEW SMP or our Oneblock Skyblock mode. We produce consistent updates and listen solely to our community when it comes to updates.

play.niftymc.com

PokeClash Cobblemon

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9985
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Enchantments Applied:	167
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Zombie Dances:	1

cobble.pokeclash.com

AztecMC

PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7599
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Animals Bred:	58
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magic Items Found:	2522
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Server address and rules: aztecmc.orgAztecMC is a vanilla raiding server. What that means is, weve got Essentials installed to protect spawn, and players can /sethome and /tpahere, but thats it. No chest protections, no player block protections, and you best get some armor quick because we’re on hard mode.Have you stumbled on someones base? Grief it. Are they still home? Kill them and take their stuff. We have some simple rules, tips for not getting yourself raided, and a bonafide a-dult staff available to help keep things classy. X-rayers got you down? We can teach you how to thwart them while our ban-hammer sniffs them out.Geek stats: – World border is at 100k – Running Minecraft 1.20.4

aztecmc.org

WavyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1645
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

WavyMC is the #1 1.20 Survival Server! Java/Bedrock CompatibleJava IP: play.wavymc.fun Bedrock IP: bedrock.wavymc.funEmbark on an epic adventure in a dynamic and thriving world filled with exciting features and endless possibilities. Our server is carefully designed to provide an immersive and enjoyable experience for players of all skill levels. Some of our core features include a player driven economy, over 600 quests, player leveling system, crates, and a whole lot more!Our community is built around the Twitch Community. Many players know each other from livestream chats, or other games. You will build friendships with new players, meet new friends, and have a fun time playing on WavyMC!Daveyhaha: http://twitch.tv/daveyhaha Snipper: http://twitch.tv/SnipperJoin our Minecraft server today! 🙂

play.wavymc.fun

MineGlobe

Earth, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8388
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Votes:	668	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

ms.mineglobe.org