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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 8537 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Villages Defended: | 9 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 10 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 14 |
Imagine building a castle and your psychiatrist spouse tells you it’s a manifestation of your childhood trauma. Or going on a mining expedition and having them analyze your fear of the dark. It’s a wild ride, folks!
But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for stacks of hay. And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theories about the villagers being aliens in disguise.
So come join us on this hilarious and chaotic Minecraft adventure! Who knows, you might just find love and therapy in the blocky world of our server.