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Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 9125 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 10 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 |
Dimension Hops: | 14 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Ores Mined: | 6979 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Imagine building a castle and your psychiatrist spouse tells you it’s a manifestation of your childhood trauma. Or going on a mining expedition and having them analyze your fear of the dark. It’s a wild ride, folks!
But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for stacks of hay. And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theories about the villagers being aliens in disguise.
So come join us on this hilarious and chaotic Minecraft adventure! Who knows, you might just find love and therapy in the blocky world of our server.