so like, this server is like, totally insane, dude. like, you won’t believe the crazy stuff that goes down here. like, we got this one player who built a giant toilet out of diamonds, like what even? and then there’s this other player who only communicates in pig latin, oinkay? it’s wild, man.

and get this, on this server, when you get all hot and bothered, your sense of control goes out the window. it’s like, you’re just along for the ride, ya know? but if you’re a psycho, you’re like, nah, i got this. it’s like you’re in control of the chaos, man.

so like, if you wanna join a server where anything goes and nothing makes sense, this is the place for you. come on over and get ready for a wild ride, bro. oinkay?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 106/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Emeralds Found: 1251

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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