so like, this server is like, totally insane, dude. like, you won’t believe the crazy stuff that goes down here. like, we got this one player who built a giant toilet out of diamonds, like what even? and then there’s this other player who only communicates in pig latin, oinkay? it’s wild, man.

and get this, on this server, when you get all hot and bothered, your sense of control goes out the window. it’s like, you’re just along for the ride, ya know? but if you’re a psycho, you’re like, nah, i got this. it’s like you’re in control of the chaos, man.

so like, if you wanna join a server where anything goes and nothing makes sense, this is the place for you. come on over and get ready for a wild ride, bro. oinkay?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 102/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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