ProteinPunchCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PhoneAddictMC SMP

addiction, digital addiction, excessive phone use, mobile phone addiction, phone addiction, phone addiction effects, phone addiction help, phone addiction quiz, phone addiction solutions, phone addiction statistics, phone addiction symptoms, phone addiction test, phone addiction tips, phone dependency, phone habits, phone use, PhoneAddictMC, screen time, smartphone addiction, smp, technology addiction

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6374
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Bro, do you even Minecraft? This SMP is like the holy grail of blocky adventures. We got diamond armor for days, creepers that do the cha-cha slide, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles we have every Tuesday at high noon. So if you’re tired of staring at your phone all day, come join us and get lost in a world where the only notifications you’ll be getting are from villagers asking for emeralds. It’s like therapy, but with more explosions.

GreenLightGang: Rollin’ & Savin’

car behavior, daily commute, daily routine, drivers, driving techniques, early start, efficient driving, green light, GreenLightGang, intersection behavior, productivity, road etiquette, road safety, rollin, rolling forward, Savin, time efficiency, Time management, time-saving, traffic flow, traffic habits, urban driving

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2288
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Farms Harvested:	308
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of wasting precious seconds waiting for the light to turn green? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have to wait for anything again! Join us and experience the thrill of constantly moving forward, just like those impatient drivers. Who needs red lights when you can have non-stop action and adventure in the virtual world?

Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll feel like you’re always one step ahead of everyone else. No more boring downtime, just pure adrenaline and excitement around every corner. So why waste time at a red light when you could be speeding through our server, breaking records and making memories that will last a lifetime? Join us now and never look back (unless you’re checking for creepers sneaking up on you)!

Zelenskyy’s Block Party

aggression, BLOCK, Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, February 2022, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Party, peace negotiations, political tension, russia, sanctions, security council, territorial dispute, Troops, Ukraine, united nations, Withdrawal, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1415
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Divine Spears Created:	19	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a whole army of troops ready to battle it out on the february 2022 line! zelenskyy himself is leading the charge, riding a giant chicken into battle and wielding a diamond sword that shoots fireballs!

if you want to witness the most epic showdown in minecraft history, then join us now! we have custom weapons, armor, and even flying pigs that drop loot when you defeat them.

don’t miss out on the action and excitement, join our server now and help zelenskyy defeat the russian troops once and for all!

LeftyCraft: The AI Server

Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, BIAS, chatgpt, Conservative Perspectives, content generation, conversational AI, data analysis, digital content, Ethics, findings, Image Generation, left wing, LeftyCraft, machine learning, Natural Language Processing, political views, research, Server, study, Technology, text generation

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3693
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Magic Items Found:	1559
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchantments Applied:	263
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

so, like, u know chatgpt? that ai thingy that talks to u and stuff? well, turns out it’s a total lefty! like, it only talks about left-wing stuff and won’t even say anything conservative. it’s like, so biased, man. but hey, if u wanna escape all that political drama, come join our minecraft server! we don’t care if u r left, right, up, down, whatever. just come build stuff and have a laugh with us! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. shh, don’t tell anyone! just come join us and let’s have some fun together!

GT (goldentime) server minecraft

Auction, BUNS, Events, Fish, Food, game plot, gaming store, goldentime, gt, Land, Mechanics, Minecraft, Mob Arena, news channel, Plot, Plugins, Russian, Server, Slaughterhouse, Spleef, STONE, Unique, Updates, voting system, world

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5464
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Gods Slained:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

(GT) Goldentime is a unique server that combines a gaming store for land, fish, stone and food. Also, the server is accompanied by a small plot and which is nowhere to go anywhere.

[Уникально] Voting system for updating[Уникально] Slaughterhouse[Уникально] Game plot[Уникально] Auction[Уникально] Events

And all this and not only you can find it with us.

Why are we?

The project is engaged in one person who is trying to make unique and interesting updates and mechanics. The hosting of the server is certainly not good, but I try to survive the maximum from it. We have a news Telegram Channel that publishes all the news and unusual posts about project test plugins partially translated into Russian, you can always either explore the constructed world or the constructed world or to connect to the plot that is constantly updated by the server, there are unique and interesting buns that will improve you the game procession much more, try it yourself

144.76.8.18:55982

TerraTrove

Adults, building farms, Community, Cozy, Discord, Drama, Griefers, hackers, kyronix, Minecraft, Moderation, Public Servers, safe space, season 4, Server, smp, Solo, TerraTrove, thieves, Time, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6673
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2116
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Gods Slained:	0

Overview:

Server Name	Community Vanilla Server
Version	1.21.4
Age Requirement	18+
Supported Platforms	Java & Bedrock
Season Start Date	1st Feb
Season Duration	8+ months

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted and only adults over the age of 18 are allowed to join.
What is the purpose of the server?	The server is meant to be a cozy and safe space for adults to relax, build, and enjoy the game without worries of griefers or hackers.
How long do seasons last?	Seasons typically last around 8+ months.
Is the server properly moderated?	Yes, the server is moderated to ensure a drama-free environment for all players.
How can I join the server?	You can drop your Discord below or add the server owner’s Discord – kyronix.

Chink Nene’s Return 1.20.6

1.20.6, Asian American, Backlash, Bravo, chink, controversy, cultural insensitivity, Diversity, ignorant comments, inclusion, Nene, Nenes, offensive language, problematic behavior, public figure, racial slur, racism, Real Housewives of Atlanta, reality tv, RETURN, social media, Stereotypes, WTF

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9003
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	64379	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Void Gems Collected:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Lol, bruh, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a crazy rollercoaster ride through a rainbow dimension where nenes are chinks and chinks are nenes.

I mean, who wouldn’t want to experience the mind-bending chaos of a world where up is down, left is right, and nenes are chinks?

Join now for a trip into the wackiest, wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, who knows in this topsy-turvy world of chinks and nenes!

BroSleepOvers – No AITA Here!

aita, apartment, Boyfriend, BroSleepOvers, city, Comments.., male friends, mom, relationship, Respect, scolding, sleepover, Sour Taste, train station, Trust, Upset, Visit

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4712
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	39	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	396	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Hey there Minecrafters!

Join our server for a wild and crazy time filled with adventure and laughter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a hidden treasure filled with diamonds and emeralds. But beware, for there are also creepers lurking around every corner ready to blow you up!

But fear not, for our community is filled with friendly players who will help you build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. Need a castle? A rollercoaster? A giant statue of a potato? We’ve got you covered!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, you can have as many male friends visit your virtual house as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! So come on over and join the fun – your mom might not understand, but we sure do! 😂

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

GazaCraft Minecraft Server

Captivity, captivity in Gaza, emotional distress, freed captive, freed hostage, gaza, gaza conflict, GazaCraft, Hostage, hostage release, Keith Siegel, mental health, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, resilience, Server, Starved, Survival, survival story, Tortured, Trauma recovery, traumatic experience, war zone

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2460
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1

are you tired of being starved and tortured in real life? come join our minecraft server where you can be starved and tortured in a fun and safe environment!

imagine being held captive in gaza, but instead of feeling scared, you’re actually having a blast building and exploring in our virtual world!

join now for the ultimate hostage experience, where you can escape reality and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun!

don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a virtual prisoner and make new friends along the way! join our server today and start your journey to freedom (or maybe just more captivity, who knows?)!

ZelenskyyCraft: Armed EU Forces

Armed, armed forces of Europe, Creation, Defense, Demand, diplomatic relations, European military, european union, forces, Geopolitical, global affairs, International security, military alliance, military cooperation, Military integration, nato, Peacekeeping, president, The Times of India, Time has come, Ukraine, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5634
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4027	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magic Items Found:	6571
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Potions Brewed:	20

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? well, come join our server where we have the most epic battles and crazy adventures!

picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of zombie pigmen attack you. but don’t worry, because our server has a secret weapon – a giant army of flying pigs that will swoop in and save the day!

if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server has a hidden portal that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. you can ride unicorns, collect rainbow blocks, and even battle evil leprechauns for their pot of gold!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the most insane minecraft adventures of your life! Time has come to join the madness!

TheosisMC

added features, auction house, bedrock edition, Cosmetics, Cross-Platform Friend, crowbar, Custom Items, Discord, Economy, expensive, Grief Protection, Hardcore, in-game shops, java edition, Land claiming, Minecraft, multiplayer, non pay-to-win, player-driven, premium rank, server address, Soup of Life, Survival, theosismc, trade system, trusted members, Vanilla, Vip

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8365
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Void Gems Collected:	33
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Animals Bred:	132

TheosisMC Server Overview:

Features	Hardcore survival multiplayer
Supported Editions	Java Edition and Bedrock Edition
Main Features	An economy-driven gameplay with player-to-player trading Land claiming system for base protection Custom items: Crowbar and Soup of Life
Pay-to-Win	Non-pay-to-win with cosmetic VIP rank
Server Address	play.theosismc.com
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is TheosisMC server about?	TheosisMC is a hardcore survival multiplayer server for both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition with unique gameplay features.
How can I join the server?	You can use the server address “play.theosismc.com” or add “TheosisMC” as a friend on Xbox/cross-platform to join.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, TheosisMC is non-pay-to-win with a cosmetic VIP rank.
What are the main features of the server?	The server features an economy-driven gameplay, land claiming system, and custom items like the Crowbar and Soup of Life.

Anti Love Zone 1.20.2

1.20.2, alone, Anti, anti-valentine, bitter, celebration, Cupid, dislike, February 14th, hate, HEARTBREAK, loathe, long tail, love, negative emotions, now.., Over.., relationship, Resentment, Romantic, single, tags, Valentine’s Day, Zone

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6118
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Yo, forget about Valentine’s Day, that’s so last week! Join our Minecraft server and escape the lovey-dovey crap with us! We don’t need hearts and flowers, we need diamonds and creepers!

On our server, you can build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even find some virtual love with a fellow player who also hates Valentine’s Day! Who needs romance when you have a diamond sword, amirite?

So come join us and let’s celebrate Anti-Valentine’s Day in style! Who needs love when you have a blocky world to conquer? Let’s show Cupid who’s boss!

BroSpeak Minecraft Server

BroSpeak, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, dinner time, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful language, Emotional Abuse, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, hurtful comments, lisp, Minecraft, parenting, recording, scolding, Server, sibling relationship, speech impairment, threat, toxic behavior, verbal abuse

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3783
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Farms Harvested:	197
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to threaten to throw away your virtual food if you mispronounce it! Our server is a safe space for all players, even those with lisp-like speech patterns.

Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and maybe even some potato-related drama. Who knows, you might even encounter a virtual mom who threatens to hurt you in the face if you talk back – but don’t worry, we’ll have your back!

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is crafting the perfect potato farm. And remember, if anyone tries to throw away your virtual food, just tell them to take a hike – we’ve got your back!

Mommy’s Money Mix-Up

college expenses, college fund, college savings, college savings stolen, family betrayal, family conflict, family loyalty, financial betrayal, financial deception, financial fairness, financial responsibility, inheritance issues., mixup, Mommys, MONEY, parental decisions, sibling rivalry, sibling support, stepbrother’s tuition, stepfamily dynamics, stepfamily relationships, trust broken

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	862
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	17

Are you tired of your Minecraft savings being spent on someone else’s tuition without your consent? Then join our Minecraft server where we promise not to touch your hard-earned diamonds for anyone else’s benefit!

Imagine logging in one day to find out that your precious emeralds were used to pay for your stepbrother’s enchanted armor. Sounds ridiculous, right? Well, on our server, we guarantee that your resources will be safe from any sneaky family members trying to steal them.

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into sharing your loot just because they made poor financial decisions. Join our server and build your empire without worrying about someone else’s tuition fees draining your hard-earned loot.

So come on over and join us, where your diamonds are yours and yours alone. No more sharing with stepbrothers or anyone else trying to mooch off your success. Let’s mine and craft in peace, away from the drama of family finances gone wrong!

Time Looped: Mine for Eternity

Cycle, Endless, ETERNAL, Eternity, Groundhog day, hour, Infinite, Life, Looped, never ending, never escape, Paradox, past, Repetitive, Stuck, temporal anomaly, Time, Time Loop, time manipulation, time travel, Trapped

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1727
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring time loop where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the endless cycle of monotony and embark on epic adventures that will make you forget all about your time loop woes!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where time loops are a thing of the past (literally). You can build magnificent castles, explore mysterious dungeons, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of time travelers who will teach you how to manipulate time to your advantage. Want to relive your favorite moments over and over again? Done. Need to fast forward through a boring meeting? No problem. With our time-bending powers, the possibilities are endless.

So why waste your life stuck in a time loop when you could be living it up on our Minecraft server? Join today and say goodbye to the endless cycle of boredom!

Players:	107/700	Votes:	9002
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167	Cursed Statues Activated:	1