ProstatePleasureMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our wacky and wild SMP where the real question is: what’s the best technology for prostate orgasms?

Our server is filled with crazy characters and even crazier builds. Want to build a giant statue of a butt? Go for it! Want to create a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

But the real reason you should join is for the epic battles that take place every Saturday night. Picture this: a horde of zombie pigmen storming your base, but instead of fighting them off with swords, you whip out your trusty prostate orgasm device and send them running in fear. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Let’s get wild and wacky together!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Skeetania

Survival

wanna have a good time playing survival? join our server! we have a great mod team and a brand new world for you to play on! little to no command work done, pure vanilla no Plugins

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Adagra smp

Discord, Kingdom, Modded, Roleplay, smp

Want to play an Origins modded server? We host a Kingdom themed Origins server with many mods.Our server runs on fabric 1.18.2 and you can find our mods on our Discord server!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Towny Central

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Towny Central is a Minecraft Towny Server, As well as a Towny Community. Supporting versions 1.8 to the current, We strive to make an outstanding server with a friendly community. Our main goal is to make sure our players are getting what they deserve, To have an enjoyable experience on Minecraft! Here is some of the following features Towny Central has to offer!

– Multiple worlds that used Towny – Different gamemodes featuring the Towny Plugin – Players from all over the world with strong connections – An active discord server with 24/7 support from staff – 99% uptime from the Towny Central Server – A website full of information – Multiple ways for players to contact us – An amazing community – A experienced, trustworthy staff team!

Come check us out today using any version you want! Simply open up Minecraft, Go to “Multiplayer” and enter our IP “play.townycentral.net”

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

erwara22tv

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

This is a 20 slot minehut server, which shuts down if inactive. If you get sent to the minehut lobby do /join erwara22tv and it will start up the server

1.5.2

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Bees artifacts

Abilities, Custom Items, Datapacks, HARD, Hard Server, Multiplayer Survival

A SMP server with my datapacks Bee’s Mobs, Artifacts, and Famine.

The Famine datapack focuses on making the game harder through multiple features, such as hunger being a very, very, big problem- which encourages players to work together to survive. Mobs get stronger deeper underground and other things- and mobs get stronger in general, including different types with different buffs.

Bee’s Mobs focuses on adding new mobs to spice up variety and mob encounters.

Artifacts add items that can be obtained from killing mobs. The items, called Artifacts, give you passive buffs when equipped. You equip an Artifact by putting it in your top inventory bar.

All of these datapacks are far from finished- It is only me, Beezone, working on them, making it difficult to get a lot of content in each one. I try to add more content as often as possible to add more variety in gameplay.

For Artifacts and Mobs, I will be adding more content to these packs, more mobs and more artifacts. Adding more features to Famine would make things harder and probably annoying to some degree.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Miccraft | Lag Free Vanilla Server

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Miccraft.com!

Our community enjoys a fun, lag free experience thanks to our dedicated, high performance server.

We host a friendly community of players with great staff who actively participate in making the playing experience fun and enjoyable for all players. As a result, we have implemented many of your ideas making this the best, community oriented server.

Our server is semi-vanilla, we only use plugging that adds to the vanilla experience without being intrusive or ruining the vanilla experience. These include:·

Land Claims: This protects your hard work from greifers.·

Shops: This makes selling and trading easier and more convenient·

TPA: This allows you to play near your friends and to build your own community within our server.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Magic Items Found:	2873
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Altersheim04

4Fun, Arena Pvp, Farming, gambling, Land Claim, Landprotection, Mods, TOWN, Vehicles

Hey People

We are an friendly Forge Server with soooo much mods.

So if you want to relax and have some fun. Join us =)

U can also Fight again other players in our arena or play other games we are building. Maybe together with you =)

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Villages Defended:	20

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Dragon Raiders

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Wellcome to land of Dragon Raiders. Hope you enjoy youre stay here in our brand new server.Grief protection is on.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	29	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Million Victory Places

MCMMO, PvE, Survival

This is a minecraft server from a Community server. We are still working to improve our gamemodes. Now we have only survival with McMMO and a Costum map. But we are working to get also some Minigames / Skyblocks / ….

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Grandcraftauto

GTA

GCA is a GTA minecraft server where everything is possible, It’s up to you to choose between the life of a bandit or the life of an honest citizenOur staff listens

Come and have fun!![CRACK ON] [1.9.4-1.18]

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Conditor Towny Survival

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

– Conditor Gaming -We are a welcoming community built on a professionally developed server. We are opening Garry’s Mod servers as well, and are excited to bring them to you soon. – Over 200 extra enchantments. – 34 TIME BASED RANKS, THE LONGER YOU PLAY THE MORE BENEFITS YOU RECEIVE. – Rewards for voting. – Professionally developed economy. – Continual development, bringing the best survival features. – More soon! We have a discord /discord and an online /map

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

BattleHill

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

We are working with custom plugins to make a nice a cool new server community. Interested? Join us right now! We hope to see you soon.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Futurelands

Antigrief, bedrock, java, Multiplayer Survival, Parkour, PvP, smp

FUTURE LANDS

Welcome to Futurelands, an SMP Minecraft server community where both Java and Bedrock players can come together and play! Bedrock players can now experience the exciting features of Java on our server.

Futurelands offers an enhanced experience compared to other servers, like Realm. With a capacity for up to 100 players and running 24/7, our server ensures smooth gameplay.As a member of Futurelands, you’ll have access to convenient commands, the ability to set up to 4 spawn points, and the option to claim your lands for protection against griefers. Our community fosters a friendly and respectful atmosphere, with active admins and anti-hack measures in place to address any issues.

To learn more about Futurelands or to know how to register, join our Discord server. We look forward to having you join us on this exciting SMP adventure!

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Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Starlust

Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Starlust Minigame Paradise! We currently offer: Survival (Vanilla), Creative (Plots), Skyblock*, Murder Mystery, Splegg, Village Defense, Build Battle, Parkour*, TNT Run and more to come soon! JOIN NOW TO FIND OUT WHY SO MANY PLAYERS ARE ENJOYING STARLUST! JOIN AT: STARLUST.MC.GG WE HOPE TO SEE YOU SOON!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Vivacity

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Awesome survival server, incredible community, player run economy, LGBTQ+ Friendly and more! Feel free to join and leave a review!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!