PronounceCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all accents and pronunciations, no matter how jarring they may be! Are you tired of being judged for saying “Haiti” the French way? Well, on our server, you can say it however you please without fear of being called an asshole!

Join us for a wild ride filled with Italian food names pronounced in their original language, French geography lessons, and a whole lot of confusion for everyone involved. Who needs a standard Utah accent when you can have a melting pot of linguistic chaos?

So come on over and join our server, where communication is a challenge and pronunciation is a free-for-all. Embrace your inner language rebel and let your words run wild!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

BroCollegeFundLULZ

BroCollegeFundLULZ, career building, college expenses, college funding, education costs, familial obligations, family dynamics, financial independence, financial responsibility, financial support, generational wealth, half siblings, loans, parental expectations, part-time jobs, personal boundaries, saving for college, scholarships, sibling favoritism, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into paying for your sibling’s education just because your parents didn’t plan ahead? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no one will ask you to fork over your hard-earned diamonds to cover someone else’s tuition fees.

Join us for a wild ride where the only thing you’ll be responsible for is building epic structures and fighting off creepers. No family drama here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

So come on over and escape the real world where entitled parents think it’s your job to fund your sibling’s future. Let’s craft our way to victory together!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

ScaredyCraft

childhood fears, facing fears, fear of being alone, fear of change, fear of criticism, fear of death, fear of failure, fear of ghosts, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, fear of monsters, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of spiders, fear of the dark, fear of the dentist, fear of the future, fear of the unknown, irrational fears, overcoming fears, ScaredyCraft

Remember that monster under your bed that used to give you nightmares as a kid? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve tamed those monsters and turned them into friendly pets! Join us and conquer your childhood fears by befriending all the creepy crawlies that used to scare you. Who knew that the key to overcoming your fears was just a few blocks away in the virtual world? Join us now and show those monsters who’s boss!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Dragons Tamed:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

NoH8 Racism-Free Zone

acknowledging racism, addressing racism, cognitive dissonance, discrimination, emotional avoidance, emotional awareness, emotional intelligence, implicit bias, mental health, negative emotions, NoH8, prejudice, racial awareness, racial bias, racial inequality, racial injustice, RacismFree, self reflection, social change, social justice, societal norms, systemic racism, Zone

LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where we build and mine and stuff! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a chicken nugget. True story bro! And if you join, maybe you’ll find a diamond the size of a TACO! Plus, on our server, we don’t just build houses, we build CASTLES made out of JELLO! And if you don’t join, you might miss out on the chance to ride a unicorn made out of rainbows and marshmallows. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where everyone is happy and no one has to worry about systemic racism because we’re all too busy building giant statues of potatoes! Let’s gooooooo!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Elak’s Vanilla Economy: Tribes, Dynmap, and Wacky Weapons Galore!

Adventure, Ales, Brewing, BUILD, Decisions, Discord, DOMINATE, Dynamic world, Dynmap, Economy, Elaks, Explore, Factions, Friends, Galore, Legacy, MARK, Market system, recipes, Rich world, Survival, TOWN, Tribes, Vanilla, Wacky, weapons, Wins

World of Elak [java 1.20.1]

Features
Survival Gameplay: Build, explore, and survive in a rich and dynamic world.
Land System: Create and manage your own town with friends, or join one and become part of a thriving tribe.
Economy: Trade, earn, and spend with a detailed market system that makes every decision count.
Custom weapons: Equip yourself with unique weapons such as knives, katanas, cleavers and much more!
Custom brewing: Brew ales, wines and more! (including custom recipes!)
Tribes: Form or join tribes with at least 2 players and dominate the map! Invite your friends, build your legacy, and make your mark on the world of Elak!

Join us now and start your adventure! (IP/Server info in our Discord)

Discord

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by using the IP/Server info provided in our Discord.
Are there any rules in the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must adhere to in order to maintain a safe and enjoyable gaming environment. These rules are listed in our Discord.
Can I create my own town?	Yes, you can create and manage your own town with friends or join an existing one to become part of a tribe.
Are custom weapons available in the server?	Yes, you can equip yourself with unique weapons such as knives, katanas, cleavers, and more!
Is there a market system for trading?	Yes, there is a detailed market system where you can trade, earn, and spend to make every decision count.
Can I brew custom drinks?	Yes, you can brew ales, wines, and more with custom recipes available in the server.
How can I form or join a tribe?	You can form or join tribes with at least 2 players to dominate the map and build your legacy.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8457

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Region Never Ad Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it once turned a player’s pet pig into a flying unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt! Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Trolled in Minecraft SMP

banter, Casual, Chatting, Community, Conversation, Friends, funny, greetings, humor, internet, lighthearted, Minecraft, morning, Off topic, off-topic discussion, ONLINE, playful, small talk, smp, socializing, Trolled, trolling

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but potatoes and carrots. Watch as our resident prankster fills the entire spawn area with chickens, causing lag for days. And don’t even get me started on the time someone built a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and wished for an unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples. Needless to say, chaos ensued.

So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun, then come join us! Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you. And remember, on this server, there’s no such thing as off topic.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Potions Brewed:	109	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

BabyBILGamer420

BabyBILGamer420, birthday celebration, blended family, Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, Competition, Confrontation, family conflict, family dynamics, Fatherhood, husband, in-laws, Jealousy, love, man baby, parenting, relationships, Respect, sibling relationships, stepchildren, stepdad

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and family dynamics that will leave you questioning everything.

Our server is like no other, with a storyline straight out of a soap opera. Witness the epic saga of a sister with two ex-husbands, a current husband, and a baby on the way. Who needs TV when you have this level of family drama in Minecraft?

Join now to experience the thrill of a stepdad trying to outshine the biological father, kids caught in the middle of a love triangle, and a sister who just can’t seem to catch a break. It’s a wild ride that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat.

So why wait? Join our server today and immerse yourself in the chaos and craziness that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Void Gems Collected:	34
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CraftyCrisis Minecraft SMP

coping mechanisms, CraftyCrisis, Emotional support, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, positive affirmations, relaxation techniques, resilience, self compassion, self help, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, smp, Stress Management, Therapy

Are you tired of your Minecraft world falling apart before your very eyes? Join our SMP and let the chaos ensue! We have a team of expert builders who will literally hold your world together with duct tape and bubble gum. Need a break from the stress of block placing? Our resident comedian will keep you in stitches with their hilarious jokes and antics. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Blocktopia: Underrated Life Lessons

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Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate through our wacky world. From exploding chickens to talking trees, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most underrated book and movie club in the Minecraft universe. Discover hidden gems that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about life. Who knew that a movie about a talking potato could teach you such valuable life lessons?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to be amazed, amused, and utterly confused in the best way possible!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ores Mined:	8665
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	116	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Pixel Pals: The Untold Tale

cinematography, Communication, emotion, Expression, film, Imagery, Interpretation, Media, Message, moving pictures, narrative, PALS, Perception, perspective, Picture, PIXEL, Story, storytelling, Tale, Untold, Video, Visual Storytelling, Words, WORTH..

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your little dirt house, when all of a sudden, BAM! You’re sucked into a vortex and transported to the most epic server you’ve ever seen!

This server is like a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. You can ride a giant chicken into battle against evil zombies, or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the disco castle.

But wait, there’s more! The server is also home to the legendary Golden Pickaxe, rumored to have the power to mine diamonds with just one tap. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the Potato King, who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Mines Excavated:	4053	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

TumbleCraft – Senior Falls Edition

Aging population, dementia, Diagnosis, Edition, Elderly, fall prevention, Falls, health care expenditures, Healthcare, Injuries, life changing, Long Term Care, medical costs, Prevention, public health, research, Risk, Safety Measures, Senior, Seniors, statistics, TumbleCraft, US

come join our epic minecraft server where falling is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! we have custom gravity settings that will have you tripping over your own blocky feet in no time. but don’t worry, we’ve got helmets for protection (made of diamond, of course).

we’ve got crazy mini-games like “falling frenzy” where the goal is to plummet to the ground as fast as possible without splatting. the winner gets a special potion that turns them into a flying pig for 24 hours. trust us, it’s a hoot.

plus, our server is so intense that it will increase your risk of future dementia diagnosis by 21%! who needs a boring old brain anyway? and the best part? all the health care expenditures from your falls go towards building more insane obstacles for you to conquer.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and fall your way to victory! it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

HeartCraft: Where creepers sneak up on you faster than you can say ‘diamonds!’ Average 15 online, no resets, all the griefing you can handle!

Active Economy, Auctions, Average, Block logging, CREEPERS, diamonds, Discord, Economy, Faster, Griefing, handle, HeartCraft, java, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Live Map, Marriage plugin, ONLINE, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Purpur, Random teleport, Resets, Resource worlds, smp, sneak, Virginia, zero tolerance

HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Server Launch Date	October 2018
Pay-to-Win Store	0% pay-to-win store
Special Features	Live map, pet system, marriage plugin, leaderboard, land claiming
Technical Specs	Dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X server in Virginia, uses Purpur, block logging with CoreProtect, inventory rollback
World Size	Main world is 90,000 x 90,000, other worlds are at least 20,000 x 20,000

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I grief other players?

No, HearthCraft has a zero tolerance policy for griefing. Players are encouraged to build and create without fear of their creations being destroyed by others.

2. Are there paid perks in the server?

No, HearthCraft prides itself on being a 0% pay-to-win server. All gameplay features are accessible to all players without the need for paid perks.

3. How can I claim land?

Players can use the land claiming feature on HearthCraft to protect their builds and belongings. This prevents other players from modifying or destroying their creations.

4. What is the server difficulty level?

The server difficulty is set to Hard, providing a challenging survival experience for players.

5. How can I access the live map?

Players can view the live map of the server by visiting: https://map.hearthcraft.net

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	4617	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Bongo Drummer’s Rent Minecraft Server

bold, Bongo, bongo drummer, CHEEKY, Clever, Creative, DATING, Drummers, flirty, funny, humor, innuendo, memorable, Minecraft, Music, percussionist, pick up line, playful, Rent, rent’s due, Server, slap that ass, Smooth, Unique, Witty

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the grass is always dancing! Join us and experience the thrill of slapping creepers’ asses like a bongo drummer whose rent is due the next day. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, join the madness and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6257
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Podcasts Minecraft SMP – Are Any Of His 50+ Worth Listening To Anymore?

Anymore, Bruce Prichard, Entertainment, Listening, long tail tags, Minecraft, podcasts, smp, worth it, WORTH.., wrestling, wwe

Are you tired of listening to the same old podcasts that just don’t hit the mark anymore? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for some epic gaming adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those boring podcasts. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal youth and unlimited diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

BrasilBrosAdventure

Betrayed, BrasilBrosAdventure, Brazil, Communication, Decision making, Divorce, emotions, exhaustion, Expectations, f1, family, fertility treatment, ivf, Marriage, PRESSURE, relationships, Resentment, special needs, stepmom, Struggle, Support

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream home without anyone shipping kids to your doorstep without warning. No surprise stepmom duties here! Plus, forget about fertility treatments and pressure from your partner to get pregnant. On our server, the only thing you’ll be birthing are epic creations!

And get this – there’s no need to sell your car to fund IVF treatments. We don’t believe in putting that kind of financial strain on our players. Instead, focus on building the house of your dreams without any interference from in-laws jetting off to F1 races in Brazil.

So, if you’re tired of feeling betrayed and want a break from real-life drama, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, the only thing you’ll be snapping at is creepers in the game. See you there!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Towns Built:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.