PromethiumCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for insane events like “Descent of the Five Senses” where you’ll have to battle using only your sense of smell and taste to win epic rewards!

But that’s not all, we also have “Rowdy and Cheery!” event where you’ll have to dance your way to victory against rowdy mobs who just want to party!

And don’t even get us started on the “Final Restriction Release: The Fury of Set” where you’ll have to wear special armor made out of cheese to survive the wrath of an angry Egyptian god!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	169	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Farms Harvested:	581
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

GazaAidCraft: StripHamasCtrl

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So, like, this totally epic Minecraft server is like the bomb diggity, man! We got crazier than a creeper on steroids events happening all the time, like a dance party with the Ender Dragon or a fashion show with the villagers. And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen with diamond swords!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a magical wonderland where you can ride on flying pigs, swim with dolphins, and even battle giant chickens in epic boss fights. Plus, we have the most lit community of players who are always down for a good time and a laugh.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a herd of llamas on roller skates, then you gotta join us! Trust us, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get crafting and laughing together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Invitation Needed Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us on Gunrun, where we have a secret underground society of Vshojo members who are in desperate need of your help. Rumor has it that they have hidden treasures beyond your wildest dreams, but only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover them.

But be warned, the Vshojo members are not your average NPCs – they are armed to the teeth with diamond swords and enchanted bows, ready to defend their treasures at all costs. Can you outsmart them and claim the riches for yourself?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty llama, and join us on Gunrun for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become a legendary hero in the Vshojo world!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Pentiums Minecraft SMP – Baby

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the term “survival” to a whole new level. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. The chicken was wearing a top hat and monocle, while the pig was sporting a mustache and bow tie. They challenged the player to a dance-off to determine who would be the ruler of the land. And let me tell you, that player busted out some sick moves and won the dance-off, becoming the new king of the server.

But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas that can speak five different languages. They’re currently working on a plan to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill llamas. And if you join our server, you can be a part of their llama army.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And remember, it’s all about the Pentiums, baby.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

FenceGate: The HOA Chronicles

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a neighborly experience like no other, where you never know when a dump truck full of gravel might show up in your front yard.

Our server features epic pool-building adventures, fence disputes that will make your head spin, and elusive neighbors who are masters of the art of ghosting. Will you be the hero who reaches out to the HOA and city first, or will you risk the wrath of your mysterious neighbors by taking matters into your own hands?

With surprises around every corner and drama that rivals a soap opera, this server is not for the faint of heart. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of suburban living in Minecraft!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	207

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CraftyChicksOnly

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Are you tired of other players on Minecraft servers constantly stealing your diamonds and blowing up your creations? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict “no griefing” policy that even the creepers abide by!

Join us and experience a world where the pigs ride on saddles made of gold, the chickens lay diamond eggs, and the zombies break out in dance battles instead of attacking you.

We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to unlimited emeralds, but only those who can master the art of llama whispering can gain access.

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is how to fit all your loot into your inventory!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

HezboSmashCraft

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Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

SARS-CoV-2 Memory Quest

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LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where ur memory and brain power will get a total makeover! We got pigs flyin’ and creepers doin’ the cha-cha, it’s a wild ride, folks!

Join us for the SARS-CoV-2 human challenge study, where you’ll be testin’ your memory and cognition skills like never before. Forget about school or work, this is where the real brain power is at!

Our players have reported seein’ unicorns and talkin’ chickens after spendin’ just a few hours on our server. Who needs reality when you can have a blast in our virtual world?

So what are ya waitin’ for? Come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you do, then we can’t help ya)!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Woke Minecraft Server – Your Steam Library?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most woke Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and discover a world where the blocks are made of pure unicorn glitter and the creepers wear top hats and monocles. Our server is so woke that even the Ender Dragon has a subscription to The New York Times!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that farts rainbows and a diamond pickaxe that can mine through space and time. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with songs about the joys of crafting.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most woke Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Endless Night Skies:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Enchantments Applied:	230
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Big Dick Energy Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of feeling inadequate with your measly 6-inch pickaxe in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, size DOES matter! Join us and watch as your tools grow to epic proportions, making all the other players jealous of your massive inventory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure rumored to be hidden deep within the mines. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted the power to fly, shoot fireballs from their hands, and even turn into a block of cheese (because why not?).

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with giant tools, epic treasures, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who knows, you might just find that size really does matter in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Dragons Tamed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

NoSmokeNoProbsMC

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Are you tired of living with a mysterious roommate who smokes weed like it’s going out of style? Join our Minecraft server and escape the smell of marijuana-induced coughing fits!

Our server is a safe haven from illegal activities and annoying roommates. No need to worry about violating leases or breaking the law here – just pure, wholesome Minecraft fun.

Plus, who knows what kind of crazy antics your roommate will get up to next? Will he set off the fire alarm again? Will he start a weed farm in the virtual world? The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on our server and leave the drama of real life roommates behind. Who knew escaping from reality could be so entertaining?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Crops Grown:	7298
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	351

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CraftyGirlz

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your gaming prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs!

Our server is so amazing that the prettiest girl name in the world is actually the server name itself. That’s right, we’re so fabulous that even the universe agrees. So if you want to be surrounded by beauty and wonder, come join us and bask in the glory of our majestic Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superpowers like the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes and fly through the sky on a magical carpet. Plus, every time you log on, a chorus of angels will sing your name and shower you with diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Blocktopia: Where even the creepers can’t find the chief

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So, like, come join our totally rad Minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures ever! Like, one time, we found a secret portal to a land filled with giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their butts! And another time, we built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of chocolate pudding! Plus, our admin once rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers and saved the day! So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server of awesomeness?! Join now before the Hamas chief steals all the diamonds and blows up our pixelated world!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	41	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of falling victim to Jewish weapons like porn? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have created a safe haven for those who resist the temptations of the Jewish conspiracy. Join us and keep being a no fap warrior in this epic battle against the forces of temptation! Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any unwanted distractions while you build your epic creations. So come join us and let’s fight the good fight together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5146
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

The Suffering Poorfag Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a poorfag in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the depths of poverty! Join us and experience the luxurious life of a Minecraft baller.

We have a secret underground diamond mine that only the elite players have access to. Rumor has it that if you mine there long enough, you’ll stumble upon a chest full of enchanted golden apples and rare blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Mafia. These feathered fiends rule the land with an iron beak, and if you join their ranks, you’ll have access to exclusive chicken-themed weapons and armor.

So why suffer as a poorfag when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft king? Join us now and start your journey to riches and chicken domination!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3