ProMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Pixelated Hearts Minecraft Server: “Because I found diamonds instead!”

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Are you tired of fighting heartless and nobodies all day? Do you need a break from saving the world from darkness? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and leave your keyblade at home because here, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Our server is so epic, even Sora himself would be jealous. We have custom biomes that will make you feel like you’re exploring a whole new world (cue Aladdin music). And don’t even get us started on our mini-games – we have spleef tournaments that will make you forget all about the Keyblade War.

So why waste your time in the world of Kingdom Hearts when you could be building your own kingdom in Minecraft? Join us now and let your inner block builder shine! Plus, rumor has it that Donald Duck is a regular player on our server – you never know when you might run into him while mining for diamonds.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7115
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Crafty Crusaders: Where Anglos and Muslims Unite to Build and Battle!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Come join our server where Anglos and Muslims unite in a battle for dominance! Witness epic battles between players as they defend their right to oppress European Christians in the 1850s and 1990s. But that’s not all! We’re also importing millions of Muslims to spice things up even more. So if you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, look no further! Join us now and spit on Anglos with us as we embrace our love for Muslims in the most outrageous way possible.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Love Letters Sent:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PussyPits Minecraft Server – Where God’s Sense of Humor Runs Wild!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even God gets in on the action! Our server is so wild, even armpits look like pussy! And guess what? They smell like pussy and taste like pussy too! But beware, it’s socially unacceptable to eat out armpits like pussy – sorry society, we do what we want here!

Join our server for a truly unique and outrageous gaming experience. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world of Minecraft! So come on, join us and let’s shake things up together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CraftyFartsyMC – where the only thing stinkier than the creepers is your sense of humor!

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on quantum physics? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately you’re greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig while juggling diamonds. Sound crazy? That’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with insane builds, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against a horde of evil llamas, go on quests to find the legendary Golden Potato, and even ride a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT (don’t worry, we have insurance).

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, if you smell something stinky, it’s probably just the creepers trying to sneak up on you. Happy crafting!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Prophetic Pixelmon Pals: Noah’s Ark Edition

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Are you tired of boring old prophets like Noah? Come join our Minecraft server where we have absolutely zero prophets, just a bunch of players building epic structures and battling creepers like there’s no tomorrow! Who needs prophecies when you can have fun and chaos in the virtual world? Join us now and leave those prophets in the dust!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CraftyCrafterz – Where Nerissa Ravencroft Rules the Minecraft World!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have the Demon of Sound and Lover of Idols, Nerissa Ravencroft from Hololive EN Advent, as our official mascot! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

We’ve had streams that will make your jaw drop, from Jackbox HoloEN collabs to “Space Jam” watchalongs at Bijou’s birthday. And let’s not forget about the time we had a WolfQuest collab with the Twilight gang – it was pure chaos, but in the best way possible.

But that’s not all – we also have epic cover songs that will blow your mind. From Jewelbird’s cover of VIVINOS to Nerissa’s rendition of Nakashima Mika’s “Yuki no Hana,” our server is a musical paradise.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it – just ask the Demon of Sound herself!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

BroCraft: Real Men Only. No Girls Allowed. JK, Everyone’s Welcome! But Seriously, No Girls.

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Are you tired of being mistaken for a girl in Minecraft? Join our server and finally embrace your manly Minecraft persona! No more pink houses or flower gardens, it’s time to build epic fortresses and slay dragons like a true warrior!

Our server is filled with testosterone-fueled adventures and manly challenges. Want to prove your manliness? Take on the challenge of punching trees with your bare hands or wrestling creepers into submission. Only the bravest survive in our manly Minecraft world!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re not just another blocky princess – you’re a blocky beast!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Blocky Battle Royale: Prepare to Pwn

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because our server is all about one thing – KILLING! That’s right, get ready to unleash your inner warrior as you battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to find and defeat the Diamond Chicken will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. So sharpen your swords and get ready to embark on the ultimate treasure hunt.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends? Join us and see if you can befriend the ghost creeper and convince him to stop blowing up your creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to kill them all in the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Graveyard Giggles: The Childless Loner’s Minecraft Adventure

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where tombstones are a thing of the past because we’re too busy having a blast! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being a childless loner again because our community is like one big dysfunctional family.

Instead of tombstones, we have giant statues of our players doing ridiculous poses to commemorate their time on the server. Picture this: a player dressed as a chicken riding a llama while juggling diamonds – that could be you!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a group of players who have epic build battles using only pink wool and TNT? Or a community that hosts weekly llama races where the winner gets a pet dragon?

Forget about being a lonely soul in the graveyard, come join our wacky world and let’s make some crazy memories together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Farms Harvested:	159
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

EvilGamerGals Minecraft Server: Where Evil Girls and Women Rule the Blocks!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of evil girls and women who will stop at nothing to dominate the virtual world! Join us if you dare to face off against the most diabolical players in all of Minecraft. But be warned, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of evil laughs. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world ruled by wickedness!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Blocky Booty Builders: Crafting with a Side of Innuendo

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right – evil chickens. These feathered fiends will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds, so saddle up and show them who’s boss!

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that a group of friendly creepers guard the entrance, ready to party with anyone brave enough to join them.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re afraid of a little fun, that is.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Crafty Colonials

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us if you want to witness a giant chicken riding a pig through the streets of our virtual world, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a diamond block!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Taco Tuesday” event where players can compete in a taco-eating contest to win a lifetime supply of virtual tacos. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

So why are Americans like this? Because we know how to have a good time on our server like no one else! Join us now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5405	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Crafting Chaos: Where Fallout 4 Updates Are Just Around the Corner!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old mods and textures? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! We’ve got creator content mods that will blow your mind, like a mod that turns creepers into dancing unicorns. And don’t even get me started on the volumetric lighting – it’s so realistic, you’ll swear you’re actually in the game.

But wait, there’s more! Our draw distance is so large, you can see all the way to the end of the world and beyond. And if you join now, you’ll even get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

AngelCraft: Where white girls rule, god’s creations run wild, and creepers fear to tread!

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Are you tired of seeing white girls being taken over by subhuman beasts in Minecraft? Join our server and help save these literal angels, creations of God himself! It’s like a heavenly battle between good and evil, but with pixelated blocks and epic loot. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat enough beasts, you’ll unlock the secret power of the white girls and become unstoppable in the game. So come on, join us and be part of this beautiful and addictive quest to save the angels!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	384

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MineTale – Where Sans and Steve team up to fight creepers and save the world!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring the world of Jockington to life! Join us for some epic sportsball action that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing (or crying, depending on your team’s performance).

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the DELTARUNE CHAPTER 2 world and experience the thrill of uncovering spoilers while trying to navigate through the chaos. Will you make it out alive? Only Frisk knows.

Our server is like the Old Game, but on steroids. With demos, updates, and progress reports that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t forget to check out our merch, because who doesn’t want to rock a Jockington jersey while mining for diamonds?

Feeling nostalgic? Explore the Undertale Artbook and Legends of Localization, or dive into extra content like alarm clocks and sweepstakes that will make your inventory overflow with excitement.

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen who might try to steal your merch collection. It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get mining!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8