ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of being a peasant in the realm of Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming a respected member of society once again? Look no further than our server, where we will turn your joke of a profession into a hilarious success story!

Join our SMP and watch as your once highly respected profession becomes the talk of the town. From being a lowly chicken farmer to a prestigious potato harvester, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server with your newfound comedic talents!

So why wait? Join us today and let’s turn your profession into a joke worth laughing at!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 91/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
Buildings Constructed: 39 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 45
Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24
Infernal Machines Built: 0 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • MicroPixelate

    MicroPixelate

    A minecraft 1.15.2 Survival server with hidden chests, PvP, a friendly community, and more! (NO HACKERS ALLOWED!!)

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 4742
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Potions Brewed: 89
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 New Chunks Explored: 20069

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • DanskSurvival

    DanskSurvival

    This server is newly started and is frequently updated. Hope you are interested in giving it a try so we can get the server’s community going.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 32 Mines Excavated: 4185
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 13

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • KitPVP/Survival And More

    KitPVP/Survival And More

    This Server Has Loads Of Fun Things To Explore Like Survival, KitPVP, Creative, And Loads More This Server Has All Your Needs

    VERSION NEEDS TO BE 1.12.2 FOR THE PLUGINS TO WORK MORE VERSIONS SUPPORTED SOON

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 21 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 18

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Knights Community

    Knights Community

    Welcome to our Minecraft Server in the Philippines – a virtual realm where gamers from across the archipelago gather to embark on epic adventures, craft magnificent creations, and build lasting friendships. Immerse yourself in a uniquely Filipino gaming experience with custom content, exciting events, and a vibrant community. Join us on this pixelated journey, where the spirit of camaraderie meets the thrill of exploration. Are you ready to dive into the blocky wonders of our Philippine Minecraft universe? See you in-game, mga ka-MC!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Divine Scrolls Written: 14
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Simply Vanilla – 1.20.4

    Simply Vanilla – 1.20.4
    Welcome to Simply Vanilla!

    Since 2018, Simply Vanilla has focused on semi-vanilla, survival gameplay though we also incorporate a few lightweight plugins to make playing with friends easy, such as with basic teleport commands and /sethome. Our tight-knit, kind community sets us apart and we are super welcoming to new players! We do have a mature player base with older players, though anyone is encouraged to join. Stop by today to check us out and meet your new server family!Visit our website for more information: simplyvanilla.coJoin our Discord to participate with the community: https://discord.gg/simplyvanilla

    Rules:1. No cheats/exploits2. No major griefing3. Respect fellow players and staff4. No spam or advertisement5. No sensitive content6. No ban or mute evasion 7. No excessive swearing/offensive language 8. No AFK Farming/grinding9. No toxic playersFor more detail on our rules, visit simplyvanilla.co/rules

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 39 Dragon Scales Harvested: 474
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Bone craft

    Bone craft

    [Bonecraft]

    Welcome to Bonecraft, a survival server and towny server running on Minecraft Java Edition 1.15.2 Join our server using our ip: play.bonecraft.org Visit our website using: https://www.bonecraft.org/ Our Store: https://www.store.bonecraft.org/

    Some of the features we offer to players are McMMO, Veinminer, Silk Spawners, Golden Shovel Land Claiming, Kits, Wild Teleportation, Marriages, Money Drops, Events, and Giveaways.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Alien Abductions: 0
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 13
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • FoolishMC

    FoolishMC

    JUST LAUNCHED – BEDROCK SUPPORTED | JOIN FOR FREE STORE ITEMS* Port 19132 for BEDROCK! FoolishMC is a unique Minecraft Network focused on the game mode Skyblock and many more to come. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the Minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19
    Epic Quests Completed: 22 Endless Night Skies: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Simply Adventure – 1.20.4 [Java & Bedrock]

    Simply Adventure – 1.20.4 [Java & Bedrock]
    Simply Adventure

    •• ━━━━━ ••●•• ━━━━━ ••Java IP: simplyadventure.coBedrock IP: bedrock.simplyadventure.co:19132Our Discord: Discord•• ━━━━━ ••●•• ━━━━━ ••

    About

    Join us in our brand new server: Simply Adventure! This server is focused on the adventure of Minecraft, the fun of building and making friends, and the tranquility of getting away from the stresses of real life. We hope you can join the kind community that we hope to build.

    Check out our server’s features to see if they align with your interests!

    •• ━━━━━ ••●•• ━━━━━ ••

    Rules(more detail can be found on Discord)

    1. Respect all other players2. No Sensitive Content3. No cheats/exploits4. No griefing anywhere5. No Stealing / Luring / Scamming6. Claims must be at least 100 blocks from others7. No Random PVP8. No Spam or Advertisement9. Do Not Evade Punishment

    •• ━━━━━ ••●•• ━━━━━ ••

    Simply Adventure is the next place for you. Embrace the call of SA and start your adventure today. We hope to see you online!

    Are you ready to begin your adventure?

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Tn3 – Anarchy

    Tn3 – Anarchy

    kill sum tuffs and greif things. u can hack. hacked client provided on the website. haev fun destroying other peoples fun. ———————————— This is a new server so first person to join gets OP.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Emeralds Found: 7910
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Goblin Markets Raided: 9

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mayhemcraft Minecraft Survival

    Mayhemcraft Minecraft Survival

    Mayhemcraft Minecraft survival

    Hello We are a Survival server with pvp and skill plugins and clan system. Version 1.16.x to 1.20.1 Java and Bedrock Server

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 13

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Farmers Market

    The Farmers Market
    An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!

    We are 1.20!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!

    Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 15 Mythical Swords Crafted: 73
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Divine Spears Created: 30
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CamsUHC

    CamsUHC

    Play Ultimate Hard Core Minecraft with your friends, online friends, or random users! To make this Ultimate Hard Core, more ultimate, we added a twist. You can uses amazing kits to help you in PvP!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 1890
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GuardianGames

    GuardianGames

    Welcome to GuardianGames.de, an exciting Minecraft network currently in beta and mainly offers the popular game mode “CityBuild”. Our goal is to provide a unique and entertaining gaming experience that takes you into a virtual world full of creativity and adventure. At GuardianGames.de we attach great importance to an active and committed community. We are constantly striving to improve the gaming experience improve and therefore offer an open ear for feedback and suggestions.

    Best regards

    Guardian Games Team!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 5

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DON’T DROP THE SOAP PRISON SERVER

    DON’T DROP THE SOAP PRISON SERVER

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    Don’t Drop the Soap server is a prison server in which you start at bottom doing various jobs to make money and purchase your way up the ranks. Once enough money is made, you may buy yourself out of prison, into freedom. More on these ranks and what jobs you can do to earn the ranks will be specified later on in this post.The server is online 24/7 ran on a dedicated server. We have 75 slots at the moment with little to no lag.

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    From the lowest Block 3 to the prestige Block 0, life in prison becomes easier as you move up. With less PvP areas, better job, and an overall nicer environment, the price for each block increases as you move up. Below is the list of ranks that you can purchase by using the in-game command /rankup but you must have the money in your account or you will be denied for a rank up. You earn money to rank up by doing various jobs within the server like fishing, mining and many more which will be discussed in depth below!

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    Cost: $0.00This is the starting block, this is where your journey begins. All new players start here. Here, the largest PvP area and hardest working jobs make life grim.

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    Cost: $15,000

    A small step up from Block 3. The decreased PvP and higher paying jobs make the prison seem a bit better. Still always be sure to watch your back.

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    Cost: $40,000The second highest block, this area has well paying jobs, and a reliable source of ready food. The vast space and nice architecture is much needed upgrade compared to the previous blocks.

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    Cost: $75,000The most elite block prior to being free. This block has jobs that can’t be beat and has no PvP areas at all. Choose from either the dirt mine or the multiple mob farms for a steady income of money.

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    Cost: $125,000You have bought your way out of prison, and are a free man! You are free to roam the world outside of prison. You can build whatever you want, wherever you want! Hide your base well because greifing is not prohibited. You may come back to the prison at any time to sell or buy whatever goods you have or may need. Keep in mind you must still abide by prison rules while in the prison.

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    The highest achievable rank on the server, coming with great responsibility. The Warden maintains all activity going on in the server and prison. Only earned through trust and loyalty. The Warden regulates events, moderates the chat, and keeps the server at it’s best.

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    Cost: Pricing at shop.ddtsmc.comDonor privelages Include:

    – More purchasable plots– Private Donator log mine– Sheep Farms– Ability to sell items for higher prices– Colored name in-game (You choose the colour)

    -Donations of $100 or more will grant the user a custom tag of choice as well as being part of the Uber-donor group.

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    Failure to follow these rules may result in a ban or muteNone of the following is allowed:

    – Mods.– Cheating clients.– Advertising other servers.– Repeated offensive behavior.– X-ray texture packs / hacks.– Finding exploits and abusing them.

    – Doing large giveaways

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    Failure to follow these rules may result in a jail

    None of the following is permitted in the prison:

    – Pushing.– PvP abusing.– PvP camping.– PvP safe-zoning.– PvP camping.– Using damaging potions (Poison, insta-damage).– Wielding contraband items (swords, flint and steel, bow and arrows).– Swords, If you’re caught with a sword a guard will ask for it and then count from 5.

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    If you would like to be a guard in-game, feel free to send in an application at bit.ly/mcsoap

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    If you have been banned in-game, feel free to send in a ban appeal at bit.ly/mcsoap

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 37 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 7 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Dragon Eggs Found: 8103
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SwoleCraft

    SwoleCraft

    IP for PC/Java: play.swolecraft.com The official Stomsh Minecraft server! Featuring: Economy Survival, Creative plots, SkyWars, SkyBlock and PVP! New gamemodes will be added soon. NEW: The mall! Get your own shop to sell your items to other players in the beautiful new mall! The survival is an economy 1.16.5 survival, you can claim land, buy various items in the shop, trade with other players and you can even buy your own shop in the mall where you can sell your items! You can survival with all your friends, because the server is cross-platform!

    You can play with your Bedrock MCPE and W10 Edition as well! IP for bedrock (PE/W10) clients: bedrock.swolecraft.com (port: 25565) There is a nice community, especially on the official Discord. Please come and have a look around!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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