ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of being a peasant in the realm of Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming a respected member of society once again? Look no further than our server, where we will turn your joke of a profession into a hilarious success story!

Join our SMP and watch as your once highly respected profession becomes the talk of the town. From being a lowly chicken farmer to a prestigious potato harvester, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server with your newfound comedic talents!

So why wait? Join us today and let’s turn your profession into a joke worth laughing at!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 90/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 13 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

New Minecraft Servers

  • SoftSlayer | 1.9 – 1.20.4 | Survival | Small Server | Community-focused | Java & Bedrock Crossplay

    SoftSlayer | 1.9 – 1.20.4 | Survival | Small Server | Community-focused | Java & Bedrock Crossplay
    SoftSlayer is a small and simple community survival server. We are mostly vanilla with some sprinkles. Server has been running since 2011 non-stop, how unlucky. Bedrock support for PC, phones, Switch, PS4, PS5, Xbox etc.

    Dynmap – Discord

    ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━⇒ How to join━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━Java IP: softslayer.com

    Bedrock IP: softslayer.com:25612

    How to connect with Bedrock via consoles:Xbox – PS4, PS5 – Switch

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 142

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KiwiCloud

    KiwiCloud

    This is an amazing skyblock server where having fun is the top priority. We want to make your experience different than any other average skyblock server. We hope that you will at least check out our server and we hope you have fun.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 20 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Magic Items Found: 4938
    Ores Mined: 4523 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Holocraft

    Holocraft

    Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.

    • Survival – 1.18.1 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.18.1 • Vanilla – 1.18.1 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soon

    IP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://store.holocraft.xyz Discord: https://discord.holocraft.xyz

    Connect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.18.1 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Mythical Relics Collected: 17
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 844
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Astral Projections Made: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • 🔥 Vanilla Anarchy 🔥 NO HACKS 🔥 1.19

    🔥 Vanilla Anarchy 🔥 NO HACKS 🔥 1.19
    IP: anarchy.mcffa.net

    🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

    Grief.

    Steal.

    Set traps.

    Kill.

    Harass.

    Infiltrate your enemy’s base.

    Use whatever language you like.

    ONLY hackers get banned.

    Everything else is fair game!

    The world NEVER gets reset, and has a 30 million block radius.

    Explore anywhere and everywhere you want, but you’re on your own. No plugins, no starter kits. Hard mode is on.

    This is old-school vanilla survival multiplayer.

    Good luck!

    🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

    IP: anarchy.mcffa.net

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 351
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16
    Towns Built: 9 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Athenaz

    Athenaz

    Athenaz is a Minecraft Survival server created in March of 2020 by Yolk3y. Friendship, Rivalry, Creativity, and Survival are main aspects of Athenaz. A place truly magical and a server built off true community, Athenaz is a highly welcoming environment.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 307
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Runes Activated: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 5314
    Crops Grown: 3934 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Prism

    Prism

    #1 Christian Minecraft Server. Family safe and kid friendly! We are not just a meme. We ask player to follow our guidelines and rules and help keep Prism a friendly environment for all players!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19 Runes Activated: 6
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 7
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MCVerse City

    MCVerse City
    UpdatesNovember Update – Global Markets and Improved Economy

    Now easier to get more sethomes as well as trade with other players to get the blocks you need to build your dream hideout! Or.. just dig your way out!! Our community grows..

    September 21 Event Start: Pocket world and Seasons!!

    We’ve also added player warps for you to share your builds with.

    General Info

    Stable vanilla survival experience with a mature community to trade and connect with. RandomTP, Claims, Market, Unlimited Open World. We plan to be around for a long time, perfect for casual and dedicated gamers alike.

    Massive world, no limits! 30k x 30k wild warp will expand as it gets used.

    Play on your own terms. Get your own world! Free 10k block claim.

    Market now live!

    Visit discord for map leaks. Recently upgraded server for no lag!

    Java Bedrock crossplay now available.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 7 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34 Dragon Scales Harvested: 163
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • zombie-craft.se

    zombie-craft.se

    A Swedish stable server since 2018 with ranker economy and landclaim mcmmo and dynmap and discord and a few other bits and pieces…

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Titanic Battles Fought: 24
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixels Semi-Vanilla SMP (VOICE CHAT) 1.18-1.20.4 (bedrock/java)

    Pixels Semi-Vanilla SMP (VOICE CHAT) 1.18-1.20.4 (bedrock/java)

    Pixel SMP

    • Semi-Vanilla, lgbtq friendly minecraft server!

    • Temperatures and seasons!

    Cross-Platform, Bedrock x Java!

    • Free Daily Crate Keys!

    Simple Voice Chat mod 1.20.1 supported!

    • VR ViveCraft mod supported!

    Bedrock port: 5216

    https://discord.gg/s9JAnpAGrJ

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 20
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AnarchyMC

    AnarchyMC

    AnarchyMC is a anarchy server where you can kill anyone, wherever and whenever, no spawn protection, no queue, friendly staff and most importantly, GUILDS! Make your own guilds and get your own discord channels. We make the world size bigger and bigger every week, don’t miss out on the oppurtunity to get resources untill they get destroyed by the waves of new players.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Star Shards Collected: 113
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SlimeCraft Slimefun

    SlimeCraft Slimefun

    SlimeCraft 1.20 Java y Bedrock Play from 1.9 to 1.20.1 24/7 and 0 Lag Get machines, new tools, weapons, special armor, backpacks, elevators and more than 1000 special items with Slimefun. Over 250 new OP enchantments. Many missions that will give you epic rewards. Dungeons and Bosses Protections of all sizes Events and Giveaways. And much more! https://discord.gg/72Wm5cY6gV

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Zombie Dances: 9
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Runes Activated: 8

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • ★ i-Pixelmon.com | Pixelmon Reforged (Online Since 2014) ★

    ★ i-Pixelmon.com | Pixelmon Reforged (Online Since 2014) ★
    WWW.TINYURL.COM/INSTALLPIXEL

    [​NOTE] It only takes TWO Minutes To Install through our LINK Above!

    How is I-Pixelmon different from other servers?-Pixelmon Showdown-Battle Tower-Real Gym Leaders-Real Elite Four Members-Real Server Champion-Boss Room-Training Tower-EV Training Room-Boss Raids-Rewarded Trivia-Land Claiming-Actual Survival (Building and Mining)-Keep Inventory-GTS-WonderTrade-Player ShopsAND A LOT MORE!

    i-Network has been running since December of 2012! We are here for the long run. We are motivated to give our community expected updates, uptime, and most importantly, peace of mind knowing their progress won’t be gone from an unexpected server closure like most new servers nowadays.

    Join I-Pixelmon.com today for the ultimate Pixelmon experience!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 542 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 159
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Oasis SMP [1.20+] Claiming | Skills | Fishing | Jobs

    Oasis SMP [1.20+] Claiming | Skills | Fishing | Jobs
    Oᴀsɪs Sᴍᴘ
    Looking for a chill, friendly SMP server for Java Edition? Look no further, Oᴀsɪs Sᴍᴘ is for you!
    IP: play.oasissmp.gg
    We are a relatively new survival multiplayer server in active development with updates released every 2-3 weeks. We use a custom resource pack on the server for our custom content textures and models (you will be prompted to use it when you join the server). The server was opened on November 24 after over a year in development.

    At the moment, our features include:

    🏝️ Land Claiming – Create a land and claim your base so your items are protected. Invite your friends, and join nations!

    📜 Guide – An in game guide to get you started. Browse our server features with a custom GUI! (Use /guide in game to use)

    🗺️ Multiple Worlds – Two main worlds to choose from: A fully custom generated map or a simple vanilla map.

    🧭 Random Teleport – Teleport between worlds (Custom world, Vanilla world, and other dimensions)

    ⛏️ Resource Worlds – These three worlds reset every 2 weeks (Overworld resource, Nether resource, end resource)

    🐪 Safari Nets – Catch mobs using safari nets for easier transportation

    🎣Custom Fishing – Catch 50+ fish with more being added regularly (Yes, each fish has a custom texture)

    👑 Ranks – Rank up to earn more commands and more chunks to claim for your land (You can even get /fly from the last rank!)

    🎫 Tags – Earn tags to display before your rank and name in chat! (Tags can be earned from crates)

    👷Jobs – Earn money to use on shops, ranking up, and land claiming. Level up your job to earn more money!

    🎯 Skills – Level up to gain abilities and increase your personal stats. (Abilities such as speed mining, tree capacitator, etc.)

    📋 Missions – Complete 12 random daily missions for rewards. Get an extra reward for completing all missions for each difficulty.

    🛍️ Shops – Create a shop that other players can teleport to and buy from you. You may also sell or auction items using /ah!

    💵 Player-run Economy – An economy that is completely run by players!

    🎩 Cosmetics – Check out our cosmetics at /warp cosmetics! (Win cosmetics from crates, try them on at the warp)

    ⚒️Reforging – Reforge your tools and armor to get unique attributes on them

    ✅ Vote Rewards – Earn rewards from voting for the server using /vote in game! (Top 3 voters every month get bonus rewards)

    Middle School Oasis [1.20+] Claiming | Skills | Fishing | Jobs Minecraft Server

    Oᴀsɪs Sᴍᴘ [​1.20+] Claiming | Skills | Fishing | Jobs

    If you find any bugs please submit a ticket in the Discord so it can be fixed quickly. Any suggestions you may have can be posted in the Suggestions forum within the Discord as well.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 28

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • VanillasmithcraftSMP (1.20.4)

    VanillasmithcraftSMP (1.20.4)
    VanillasmithcraftSMP (1.20.4) Minecraft Server| SMP | Cross-Platform | 1.20.4 | Proximity Voice Chat | Land-Claim |

    Java: vanillasmithcraftsmp.netBedrock: vanillasmithcraftsmp.net/Port-19132

    Resource pack Download Required

    Nautical ranks

    ▶ Commitment to vanilla experience

    We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and hope to find like-minded people. We never go beyond quality-of-life datapacks and never change or add anything that would change or break vanilla mechanics like technical changes or game changing plugins.

    ▶ Transparency & Community

    No matter who you are or what your play style is, we want you to feel welcomed on VanillaSmithCraft SMP and we do our best to make that happen! We run on community feedback and all changes coming to the server are voted on and discussed beforehand. We have a trustworthy, respectful community and ask the same of you.

    ▶ Projects & Events

    On VanillaSmithCraft SMP our goal is for everyone to have fun. We do this with frequent both player-made and server-made projects and events. Every once and a while we host events. These events can range from things like smaller minigames. We also have frequent building competitions and group projects.

    How To Join

    IP/ vanillasmithcraftsmp.net

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Divine Scrolls Written: 20
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 199 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Magic Items Found: 3833 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • KiwiSMP 1.20.4 EarthSMP – Creative – Oneblock!

    KiwiSMP 1.20.4 EarthSMP – Creative – Oneblock!
    KiwiSMP 1.20.4 EarthSMP - Creative - Oneblock! Minecraft Server

    Events!On KiwiSMP we care so much about the community, and our goal is to make all of our players have as much fun as possible, on KiwiSMP we host weekly events, from peaceful to PVP eventssome of our events are, Clan Wars, Skin Fashion Shows, Last, to leave the circle, Simon says and 20+ more events, our goal is to have the best possible community on the server and be the best possible Minecraft server out there Our SocialsWe have a TikTok Account and a Youtube Channel that we post our community in, and our videos are very funny you would love them! we are also very active on discord with over 55k+ Discord Members!Player Experience (EarthSMP!)The Player Experience on KiwiSMP I must say is the best, in our community you can start your very own marketplace sell items to players literally your little shop!, you can also start a clan or be the president of a whole country, join the military and so many things you can do!

    SurvivalSMP Experience

    SurvivalSMP is the most peaceful it can get, cottage core community, super active and friendly, and we are sure you will make lots and lots of friends on there! you can start your own business on the SMP, play with the community join community events and many many more!

    How to join on bedrock?For The Server name it is “KiwiSMP” server IP and port are play.kiwismp.fun and the port is “19132” we will be waiting to see you!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 13 Astral Amulets Crafted: 31
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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