ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of being a peasant in the realm of Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming a respected member of society once again? Look no further than our server, where we will turn your joke of a profession into a hilarious success story!

Join our SMP and watch as your once highly respected profession becomes the talk of the town. From being a lowly chicken farmer to a prestigious potato harvester, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server with your newfound comedic talents!

So why wait? Join us today and let’s turn your profession into a joke worth laughing at!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 95/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted: 9 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
Infernal Machines Built: 0 Love Letters Sent: 10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

New Minecraft Servers

  • MikArt Europe

    MikArt Europe

    A really peaceful fun server with a good comunity. join the discord from the link. the community is really nice and helpful

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Mythical Swords Crafted: 60
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Zilla’s Modded

    Zilla’s Modded
    Mine with a pickaxe, with robots, or with tunnel boring trains. You can do some comfy interior design, or you could build an industrial railroad. You can use the advanced combat mechanics and dual wield, or you could ignore them and fight the vanilla way. Shoot a boomstick, or throw spears like a caveman.

    Zilla’s Modded is a Forge 1.7.10 modpack server based on the idea of playing how you want to. There’s something fun for everyone, whether you’re a technical player, PVPer, builder, or anything in-between. We’re looking for more players, so tell your friends!

    Modpack download: https://legacy.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/zillas-pack

    IP: countries-raised.joinmc.link

    To install the modpack, you must “import” the ZIP file with either CurseForge launcher, Prism launcher, or ATlauncher (ATlauncher is preferred).

    Discord community server for Zilla’s Modded: https://discord.gg/nr8pqEF5r3

    It is highly recommend to comb through the list of mods in this modpack, and look at their CurseForge pages and wikis to see what they allow you to do.

    The full list of mods included in the modpack can be found here: https://legacy.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/zillas-pack/relations/dependencies

    Quick tips:* ‘G’ opens up the crafting guide, and clicking “Set item” allows you to search the item list* ‘R’ toggles battlegear mode (allows you to dual wield weapons)* Your battlegear mode inventory is accessed by clicking the ‘BG’ button inside of your inventory.* ‘F’ to fart when sitting on a toilet* Tunnel bores and trains are cool :]* There are explosive arrows, katanas, spears, and boomsticks ;]

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Enchantments Applied: 129
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Magic Items Found: 7462
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14 Buildings Constructed: 44

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • MCCQ

    MCCQ

    MCCQ is a friendly survival server. In this server, we have griefprevention and Essentials installed.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Crops Grown: 5644

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FreedomCraft Network

    FreedomCraft Network

    Basic Content:

      38+ Custom Dungeons, most handmade by our own staff!10K+ Dungeon mobs to fight!200+ Challenging dungeon bosses and minibosses!100+ Randomized world events and world bosses8 in game days for our custom coded Bloodmoon providing unique challenges and rewards!

    Depth & Quality of Life:

      Custom Instancing Setup: You will never run out of dungeon content because it is cleared or occupied!Custom Coded RPG Stats plugin with special accessories and bonuses on gear!Custom Skins, Models, Boss Powers, and Environments for originality!

    Planned/WIP Features:

      Custom Classes, allowing players to unlock more abilities and spec certain paths to make combat more interestingCustom Pets, providing combat bonuses and status effectsItem Enhancement System, allowing players to customize their gearsets to their playstyles or specific challengesCustom Turrets, providing defense against the Bloodmoon at players’ bases13+ Mob Arenas with 30 waves each and unique bosses/rewards throughout

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    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Magic Wands Crafted: 9
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 12 Dimension Hops: 9
    Mines Excavated: 1367 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • LeoFanteCraft

    LeoFanteCraft

    Experience real vanilla, play with your friends in factions and do pvp with crackshot weapons! We also added creative! Have fun with us and your friends!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Endless Legions Commanded: 20 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Femboy SMP

    Femboy SMP

    Are you looking for server to just chill, build your place and settle. Maybe start bigger projects with friends?

    You want all this but in safe space in LGBTQIA+ community. Well you are in luck!

    Playing on Bedrock? We are using GeyserMC, meaning you are able to join the fun even with console! Just use the ip: g4.bitti.gg:25572. For more information check GeyserMC guide.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Emeralds Found: 5429 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 36
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Mistylands𝐸𝓈𝓉.𝟤𝟢𝟣𝟢 Enhanced Survival

    Mistylands𝐸𝓈𝓉.𝟤𝟢𝟣𝟢 Enhanced Survival
    Mistylands𝐸𝓈𝓉.𝟤𝟢𝟣𝟢 Enhanced Survival Minecraft Server

    Welcome to Mistylands, where the adventure began in 2010 and continues to captivate players with its unique blend of tradition and innovation! Mistylands is not just a server; it’s a community-driven sanctuary for Minecraft enthusiasts seeking an unparalleled Enhanced Survival experience.

    🌲 Legacy of a Decade: Mistylands has stood the test of time, fostering a rich history since 2010. Our legacy is a testament to the enduring spirit of exploration, creativity, and camaraderie that defines our server.

    ⚔️ Enhanced Survival: Immerse yourself in the next level of survival with Mistylands’ Enhanced Survival gameplay. We’ve curated an experience that strikes the perfect balance between the familiar challenges of survival and exciting new features that elevate your journey.

    🏡 Community-Driven: Mistylands is more than just blocks and biomes; it’s a thriving community of like-minded players. Join forces with fellow adventurers, collaborate on grand builds, and forge friendships that last a lifetime. Our community-driven approach ensures that every player has a voice in shaping the server’s future.

    🌎 Vast, Dynamic World: Traverse Mistylands’ vast and dynamic world, filled with breathtaking landscapes, hidden treasures, and challenging terrains. Our meticulously crafted map provides endless opportunities for exploration and discovery.

    🛠️ Unique Features: Discover a variety of unique features carefully integrated to enhance your survival experience. Whether it’s custom mobs, special events, or exclusive items, Mistylands offers surprises around every corner to keep your adventure fresh and exciting.

    💎 Economy and Trading: Engage in a player-driven economy where your skills and resources can be traded for valuable items. Set up your own shop, become a master of the trade, and watch your wealth grow in Mistylands.

    🎉 Events and Contests: From epic fishing contests to build competitions, Mistylands hosts regular events and contests to keep the excitement alive. Prove your skills, win fantastic prizes, and etch your name into Mistylands’ history.

    🤝 Dedicated Staff: Our experienced and friendly staff are committed to ensuring a smooth and enjoyable experience for every player. Have a question or need assistance? Our staff are here to help, fostering a positive and welcoming environment for all.

    Join Mistylands today and become part of a legacy that spans over a decade. Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newcomer to the world of Minecraft, Mistylands welcomes you to embark on an Enhanced Survival adventure like no other!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Mines Excavated: 2960
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PlexusMC

    PlexusMC

    PlexusMC is a server that is designed to bring the fun back to minecraft. When making decisions on how the server will turn out next it doesnt let money effect that decision. PlexusMCs ideal view is to give players the feel that they are playing a game again rather then being apart of a dictatorship. The server is currently based around towny survival, and has a hidden law scattered throughout the server.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 16
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • MineClouds

    MineClouds

    Hey are you looking for a new prison server to play? Then what’re you waiting for? Check out MineClouds today and begin your adventure!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Magical Moments Shared: 28 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 14

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Bloxar Server

    Bloxar Server

    NEW MINECRAFT SURVIVAL SERVER

    Welcome to this brand new Semi-Vanilla server!This is a growing server which will slowly add more and moreplugins and get bigger and bigger with plenty of other servers to play on, join now and be a part of the community!

    Plugins include:

    – claim

    – chest shop

    – A few Essentials (tpa, sethome)

    IP: play.bloxarmc.com

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 54 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 34 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 19

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Mirels Of Chaos

    Mirels Of Chaos

    Mirels Of Chaos, a place where survival becomes more exciting with a touch of vanilla magic and engaging RPG elements. With features like McMMO to allow you to develop your character, and GriefPrevention to protect your creative works, every block you travel will be part of an unforgettable adventure.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 24 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 422
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • BLOCKTOPIA.PRO ❏ 1.20 ❏ Survival, Land Claiming, Anti-Grief, Economy, Player Shops, McMMO

    BLOCKTOPIA.PRO ❏ 1.20 ❏ Survival, Land Claiming, Anti-Grief, Economy, Player Shops, McMMO
    This server offers a place to chill out and play Minecraft survival. We offer a vanilla-like experience while also enhancing gameplay with plugins for the ideal experience. We also have a couple of custom plugins that add levels and a way for players to look around other players’ shops. Griefing isn’t allowed here, so we have a number of features to protect you and your builds, including claims and rollbacks. If you have any question, feel free to ask! We are always ready to help.

    Features:

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 7236
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Brandons404s Hangout Survival

    Brandons404s Hangout Survival

    Just a (mostly) vanilla minecraft server, trying to re-live the good old days of cool summer nights, playing survival together. The only plugins here are for antigrief and basic essentials.

    Note: Please join our proxy server first, then type /server 404survival! proxy server: corecraft.cc

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 7 Elemental Crystals Collected: 25
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 38

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Salty Universe

    Salty Universe

    Salty Universe is a minecraft skyblock server, which has plans to expand to survival and prison soon! version: 1.16.4 – 1.20.1 ip: saltyuniverse.net discord: http://discord.gg/5EaabZ6

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 713 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 42
    Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • ☄️ HexArchon – Custom Worlds, Items, Mobs, Skills, Abilities, Enchants, Dungeons, Boss Fights, Quests, and more!

    ☄️ HexArchon – Custom Worlds, Items, Mobs, Skills, Abilities, Enchants, Dungeons, Boss Fights, Quests, and more!

    ☄️ HexArchon - Custom Worlds, Items, Mobs, Skills, Abilities, Enchants, Dungeons, Boss Fights, Quests, and more! Minecraft Server

    Watch our Server Trailer! https://youtube.com/shorts/GHTIZUraQHo

    Are you looking for a server with a truly unique spin on the Survival Gamemode? You should check out HexArchon – a Custom MMO-Inspired Survival server with many features you’ve never seen!

    Key Features:» In-depth /shop system» Custom Skills, Abilities, and Items» Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons» Custom Worlds» Quests» Custom Modeled Pets» Custom Enchants» Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries» Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces» Furnitures» Player Shops» Live Server Map» Server Events» Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

    Other Features:» Land Claiming» Ability to rollback any griefs (just in case you forgot to claim!)» Discord Link – Talk with players in-game on Discord!» Active, friendly staff» Hosted in the US East Coast

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Holy Grails Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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