ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of being a peasant in the realm of Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming a respected member of society once again? Look no further than our server, where we will turn your joke of a profession into a hilarious success story!

Join our SMP and watch as your once highly respected profession becomes the talk of the town. From being a lowly chicken farmer to a prestigious potato harvester, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server with your newfound comedic talents!

So why wait? Join us today and let’s turn your profession into a joke worth laughing at!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 92/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Crops Grown: 3601
Underground Cities Explored: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 13
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 444 Endless Mazes Solved: 4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

New Minecraft Servers

  • ScumCraft

    ScumCraft

    YT Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVyS-7CSPR8

    After a two-year hiatus, ScumCraft is back and better than ever! Today the long-awaited return of this nostalgic server will finally be brought upon us!

    If you’re new to the server, ScumCraft is a Minecraft survival server that takes the game back to its roots. There are minimal plugins and rules to give it a more vanilla vibe. On ScumCraft, you choose your path. You can be a nomad and explore the ruins of the land, or create a group and start an empire! The choice is yours. Do you miss the simple survival servers that had an actual community? If so, join ScumCraft!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Void Armor Forged: 29 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • mcPantheon

    mcPantheon

    This is a friendly server where you are welcomed to come and build. You can join other people or build on your own. We have a separate factions world if that is your thing. We have a bunch of Mini Games from team death match games, racing games, Hunger Games, Parkour and many more!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DreadGamers – Survival PVP

    DreadGamers – Survival PVP

    IP: SMP.DREADCRAFT.NET Discord: https://discordapp.com/invite/9KPJnes Forums: https://forums.dreadedgamers.net Dynmap: http://smp.dreadcraft.net:8123 —- EAST. 2010

    Plugins installed on server: Towny, DeathChest, Lockette, Jobs, McMMO, Craftbook and More!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Towns Built: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Chimeras Created: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • networkgeeks

    networkgeeks

    Small community with a brand new server. join the server to play. join on 1.12 to 1.19.2 our server is running 1.19

    our servers: survival under development: mini games

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 21 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Magical Moments Shared: 6 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Gryphons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Craftingyourself

    Craftingyourself

    Grieving, killing, generally anything that’s fun!

    Through our kill ranking you can become part of the top 5 on the server!

    Create a clan and fight together against others!

    Make peace with your fellow players and find allies!

    Take part in events and get lots of items for free!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Farms Harvested: 616 Epic Battles Fought: 14
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BackAnarchy

    BackAnarchy

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    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 29 Endless Legions Commanded: 30
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockKingdom

    BlockKingdom

    For over the past half-decade, server owner ChickensBurning has been diligently developing a series of balanced, secure, and riveting Minecraft servers. These servers have garnered a strong, tight-knit following over the years that gives a sense of community rarely seen in Minecraft.

    Grind and level-up with MCMMOs, an RPG plugin that adds powerful abilities to the game, or maybe expand your tech-tree and create new machines and tools with the Slimefun plugin. Conquer the wilderness and create the settlement of your dreams with the Towny plugin, and invite your friends to expand your nation!

    You want a plugin that BlockKingdom does not have? No problem! BlockKingdom’s server files are open to the public for review and recommendations on GitHub off of the server’s official website; https://blockkingdom.org. Just simply access the files or contact one of our friendly admins on the BlockKingdom official discord.

    Enjoy the optimal Minecraft experience, and welcome to BlockKingdom!

    Connect Now Server: blockkingdom.org Discord: https://discord.blockkingdom.org Website: https://blockkingdom.org

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Epic Quests Completed: 23 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 26 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Chimeras Created: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 34

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NightCoffe – SkyPvP

    NightCoffe – SkyPvP

    NightCoffe | SkyPvP – 1.16.5-1.19.1:

    ● Hundreds of unique items ● Buying and opening chests ● Unique package for each rank ● Auction house, trading ● Custom missions (coming soon..) ● Unique daily chest reward ● Fight, evolve and mine ● All our islands have unique items.

    Join us too: ● play.skyreflect.hu -> Diamond Block

    Owner: ItzMyYeti

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8428 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Kenziecraft

    Kenziecraft

    Kenziecraft is a survival server!

    This server is faction-based, so you can create your own factions and invite your friends to play with you!

    This server allows raiding and PVP. So if you don’t expect to loose your things once in a while, expect the unexpected.

    This server is a small community, and we need new players, like you!

    This server has the MCMMO plugin to maximize your PVP experience! Level up your sword, bow, and acrobatics skills to become the champion faction!

    The server has a unique staff, which will help you with whatever you may need. The staff is EmmyKenzie (Owner) sparedtugboat (Admin) AssassinofCreed (Admin) Thaddman45 (Moderator(Myself)) and Mason (Moderator)

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Enchantments Applied: 97

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Adventure More

    Adventure More

    Just a server you play with friends, not strict or anything. you can do what ever you want honestly just have fun…. bedrock ip (31.214.162.23) port: (63373)

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Ores Mined: 759
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Ether Blades Crafted: 19
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • pixeLLegends

    pixeLLegends

    PIXELLEGENDS FACTIONS

    Jobs, Custom Made, Towny, Dungeons, PvP, Events, Leaderboards, Ranks (Ingame Currency), Bosses, King of the Hill,, Crates!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 15
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mising Pieces gaming

    Mising Pieces gaming

    Welcome to the Missing pieces gaming Minecraft Server! The server is automatically in survival. There is an in-game shop which can be accessed by all players to both buy and sell things, mobs have different levels which corresponds to their health. You gain skill points for different skills in minecraft when more levels are gained there are more abilities available. The admins are also really kind too 🙂

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixelmon Gaming

    Pixelmon Gaming

    Our specifications – Core – 3.9GHz Intel 8 Core HDD – 2 x 120GB SSD 2 x 1TB SATA RAM – 32GB – Bandwidth? – ~900 mb/s up ~900 mb/s down

    Our store – buy Masterballs, ranks, titles, Pokémon and more! – http://www.pixelmongaming.com/vipstore

    Check out our map if you want a quick overview – http://www.pixelmongaming.com/pokecraftmap

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Love Letters Sent: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 29
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Star Shards Collected: 161

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KDMS Minecraft Server

    KDMS Minecraft Server

    KDMS is a small server with a friendly community and where everyone is helped personally. Some of the things we have:

    – A borderless 1.8 survival world – Both a freebuild flatlands creative world and a plot world (for if you like building on plots) – An amplified PVP world where griefing is allowed – A live updating map (http://play.kdms.us:8123/) – Anti xray and rollback plugins – Friendly staff – Extended map use (most of worlds are used more than a year before we even think about resetting it)

    We have our own forums at http://kdms.us/forumsThese are used to showcase builds, report members and discuss ideas for new projects.

    We hope to see you on the server soon!

    -JWFJWF and the KDMS staff

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 34
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 7 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Zombie Dances: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1471 Dragon Scales Harvested: 283

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sponge Anarchy

    Sponge Anarchy

    Minecraft Vanilla Anarchy WITH HACKING ALLOWED! Join now! This server is BRAND NEW released 6am EST June 18 2022! Show the true meaning of anarchism and fight to become the one who ends all! The true feeling of Anarchy.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 6 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Villages Defended: 9 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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