ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of being a peasant in the realm of Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming a respected member of society once again? Look no further than our server, where we will turn your joke of a profession into a hilarious success story!

Join our SMP and watch as your once highly respected profession becomes the talk of the town. From being a lowly chicken farmer to a prestigious potato harvester, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server with your newfound comedic talents!

So why wait? Join us today and let’s turn your profession into a joke worth laughing at!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 101/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created: 4 Alien Abductions: 2
Divine Spears Created: 17 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Secret Passages Found: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Official MCBans Server

    Official MCBans Server

    IP: server.mcbans.com

    McBans Minecraft Survival Server:

    The McBans Minecraft Server is now officially back up and running and under new management (Run By: MCBans Staff member SP_S6). The server has gone from Creative to Survival to give Players a more memorable time and game play within the McBans Server Community.

    Getting Started:

    To begin load your Minecraft Launcher, next go to the Multi Player area and select add new. Now enter into the description: McBans, then where it says IP, Enter: server.mcbans.com Now that your on the server you will spawn at the default location: Server Spawn Area. Cords: x: -7.50000, y: 65.000, z: -287.50000. This is the default spawn location for the server. Now follow the sign to the tutorial to become a Player and get build rights on the server. (HINT: It’s Easy!)

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 26 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Villages Defended: 11
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • The Storms Network

    The Storms Network

    The Storm’s Network is the community server you’ve always been looking for. Not only do we offer Creative, Factions and Skywars modes, we also offer an unforgettable experience om our Survival server, as well as a unique take on Prison.

    Besides all the other awesomeness, we’re known for a unique set of features, including, but not limited to: – A global economy system (= Same money across all servers) – Both free (in-game) and purchasable (donator) ranks! – A great selection of plugins to please your stay

    So, what do you think? Are you looking for a server with a community, quality, variety and dedication? Don’t hesitate to join us!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 6859
    Magic Crystals Found: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • SneakyGames

    SneakyGames

    SneakyGames is a great place for players who want to experience a new kind of Minecraft gaming. The server is community-driven and features a friendly and active player base, making it a great place to make new friends and play with like-minded people.

    So, if you’re looking for a new and exciting way to play Minecraft, SneakyGames is the perfect server for you!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 22 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 166
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Lordsworld

    Lordsworld

    Friendly server offering something for everyone since 2012. Land protection, economy, purchasable abilities, shops. The nether. Slay the dragon in the End, fight custom boss mobs, fight other players, make a faction in PVP World. Build massive art structures in Creative World or Plotworld, or play one of many Games and Parkour challenges.

    Come join us now!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 21
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Ores Mined: 2154
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • The Mutiny

    The Mutiny

    This is a survival Minecraft server with no rules and the map will not be reset. The server is currently based on Java Edition 1.16.5 (joinable on newer clients).

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 7 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Animals Bred: 10
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Rune Stones Activated: 12

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Medieval Unlimited

    Medieval Unlimited

    Welcome to Medieval Unlimited’s Server Page! Here you will find everything you need to know about the server. This server has gone through A LOT in the past year of it being up. If anyone knows how to prevent chunk errors can you tell me please. The server is set in 1216 C.E, England. Its taken place a year after King John tried to take back England with an army of Danish mercenaries, he got close, he struggled mostly with capturing Rochester Castle. luckily the French came and sent King John and his army on the run, with a new French King.. After that happened it kinda gets off of history into its own Fantasy world, that’s where Terrowin and all the other stuff fits into the server. This server is very strict in wars with what happens and what items u can use, only if its a “Official” city though. The server has a massive custom map made by me. The map is 82,591,744 blocks squared. The mining on that map is expecially hard. The chance of finding diamonds 1/100. So if you see a Normal player walking around with diamond, Call an Admin to come question him. The server has greatly detailed mountains and Trees. (Tree credit to Lentebriesje, For his amazing Tree Repository).. The map has towering mountains to deep and muddy swamps. It also has a Tropic area and a Mesa area. I’v been working on adding some African type areas, and Savannah’s.. Enough about the map, Lets talk more about the diverse Cities. So far there is one city, Terrowin. This is the main and largest city in the whole map. (Unless some one makes a bigger one XD). Terrowin is controlled by the Knight’s Templar. They are the most Noble members of the city. The city has a unique ranking system aside from the Servers ranking system, it has two ranking systems all under one ranking system and they all intertwine in ways. They reason the server has cities, wars and Roleplay aside from the Survival PVP aspect is because its so you can get more involved in whats going on.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 11 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 15 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • JavaThaHut

    JavaThaHut

    A New A Towny Survival Server With Resource Worlds, A Main World And A VIP World. You Will Start In The Spawn World. We Have Daily Rewards, Jobs, Auction House, Quests, Random Teleport, Ranks, dynmap and more currently being added to the server. Custom Items Will also Being added to the server that can only be obtained by rewards or purchased.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 28 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • WitherHub

    WitherHub

    WitherHUB isn’t only a Minecraft Server, it’s a Community built for friends. Interact with one another, send mail, currency and items. All in the protection of your own safe plot! Mini-Games in every corner. Express yourself and enjoy Free Fly every Friday.

    Our servers:

    1) Mini-Games 2) Factions 3) KitPvP 4) Prison 5) TNTWars 6) BattleField 7) The Bridges 8) One in the chamber

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Star Shards Collected: 192
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 62 Epic Shields Constructed: 22
    Towns Built: 7 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Chopped SMP

    Chopped SMP

    1.19.2-3 minecaraft semi anarchy server, only rules is no hacking, join the server and the discord, we do events, and have fun active players

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 41
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • pig goes moo

    pig goes moo

    Hosting a new server hoping to have a lot join and give us ideas on how to build the server but is mostly just for fun between friends of mine

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8721 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Mines Excavated: 4054 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Altered Reality

    Altered Reality

    Tekkit Required To Play on this server:

    http://technicpack.net/tekkit We have DynMap! http://69.175.65.140:8123

    Wanna to know more come check out the server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 10 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Crops Grown: 3560 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • LoungeHub

    LoungeHub

    LoungeHub is a community created with gamers in mind – people interested in new games just entering the market, but also old titles that bring back sentimental memories. On our servers you can meet interesting people who are willing to play together. LoungeHub is not only about playing together, but also about hard work. Our administration is constantly improving servers and implementing completely new ideas to bring regular gaming to a much higher level.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Void Gems Collected: 25
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • kyle

    kyle

    Creative

    !!!WORLDEDIT!!! We allow free worldedit to all our players The block limit is 50,000!!!

    WEBSITE: www.deadx.net

    Additional Details The only server that gives you World-edit with our advanced systems you can now build faster than ever Also you can have up to 20 plots that is more than enough as the plot size is 128*128

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Legendary Titles Earned: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • CrownedMC

    CrownedMC

    A new Minecraft server dedicated to the community, ongoing updates and taking any improvement ideas. Come and join our community now! Survival.crownedmc.co.uk

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Anthrocraft Factions

    Anthrocraft Factions

    Here at Anthrocraft, our goal is to provide you with free, non-stop entertainment of the highest quality available while insuring uninterrupted game play. We have a variety of custom plugins. Unlike most other servers, anthrocraft runs on it’s very own dedicated server, ensuring a lag free experience.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20
    Void Armor Forged: 11 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY