ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of being a peasant in the realm of Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming a respected member of society once again? Look no further than our server, where we will turn your joke of a profession into a hilarious success story!

Join our SMP and watch as your once highly respected profession becomes the talk of the town. From being a lowly chicken farmer to a prestigious potato harvester, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server with your newfound comedic talents!

So why wait? Join us today and let’s turn your profession into a joke worth laughing at!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 104/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17
Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19
Demon Skulls Collected: 34 Unicorn Sightings: 0
New Chunks Explored: 323755 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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    Visit http://rules.mcbf.pw for the server rules.

    Visit our main server listing for our server description at https://minecraft-mp.com/server-s7322

    Advertising on this server is prohibited.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
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  • EDEN

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    EDEN is a whitelisted, longstanding(late 2021) Hermitcraft-like server. We’re a mixture of builders and technical players with the intention of never resetting the map so people can plan long term big projects in the future. We try to leave the meta of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as reasonable possible for a public server. That means as many features from plugins you know from other servers are absent by design and wont be added, therefore there are no pay-to-win mechanics, No warps, No /tpa, No /sethome. Everything is made in survival, including the spawn area which is community-focused. Regarding updates we always will plan to update to every major release eventually and the world border will increase with each.Feature OverviewNO Warps, NO /tpa, NO homes or /backNO special pets, NO McMMO or alike, NO donation perks or any such frillsThe map will never reset, 1 world, 3 dimensionsBetter SleepingEverything is made in survival, including the spawn area etc.Lots of public farms.No for real we are a legit server. Non commercial, 100% survival, 0 calories. If you are chill check it out.https://discord.gg/93qNzEgnPR Join our Discord to apply to our whitelist following the intructions on the server-info channel.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
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    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Players Killed by Monsters: 6723
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • McGroove Unlimited

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    McGroove – Version: 1.8.x – Game mode: Survival, PVE, Normal unlimited size world. Gold Ingot Economy with Player Shops.

    We tend to ban for hacking and griefing pretty strictly, so if you are wanting a safe place to build, come to McGroove. We have ways of protecting your builds, and can even undo it if people happen to break your stuff. Semi-vanilla means we don’t load the server up with unnecessary plug-ins. We have a couple plug-ins for fun things, but most plug-ins are for essential day-to-day operation, and protection from players with malicious intent. Our staff is mature, and personally analyzed by the owner, jtpatriot.

    Register for free on the website to get features like the ability to set a few homes, get your build protected, and make trade shops.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Buildings Constructed: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • GER TheGarGoyles Tafelrunde

    GER TheGarGoyles Tafelrunde

    Since March 20th we have a new spawn that was built in the “modern” style. In addition to the portals to the various worlds and buildings, you can also find our many shops, various buildings and the shopping center. Our climbing system allows you to transport yourself, For this you have to feel/rankup certain requirements You can earn money very well through jobs/jobs and there are many ways to spend it again. You can also put your hard-earned money in the bank/bank to earn interest there. In order to ensure a good atmosphere, we ask you, Be friendly with each other and stick to the rules. Patient moderators, admins and technicians are available to answer your questions available. We hope to welcome you soon.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Void Armor Forged: 16
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 181
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10 Villages Defended: 19

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Gaming server

    Gaming server

    Welcome to the server! Here you can play survival with friends! play, build houses, and much more! you can also 1v1 or pvp people!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Emeralds Found: 335 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
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    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Ashvale RPG

    Ashvale RPG

    ★-Ashvale RPG-★ [50+ Ranks] [No Whitelist] [Military] [Apocalyptic] [Unique Economy] [Custom Worlds] [Gambling] [SMGs] [Snipers] [Quests] [Bosses]

    Old Ashvale, once a prosperous city, now lies in ruins.

    It took a few mere hours for the outbreak of the deadly mutational virus dubbed ‘Z-12’ to wipe out half the population. Citizens that managed to escape the death trap fled through the Outskirts and into the wild, to form a settlement now known as New Ashvale.

    The able bodied took it upon themselves to create the New Ashvale Military, the first line of defense against the onslaught of the mutation.

    Thinking rationally though, the survivors know it’s just a matter of time before they’re struck down next.

    As a Trainee in the New Ashvale Military, help the citizens and fight off the mutation to make your way up through the ranks, you might even become a General one day.

    Don’t get your hopes up though, there’s over 50 ranks you’ll have to climb before you’re part of the elite.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 18
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 12
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 402 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • space hub smp

    space hub smp

    hi we are a smol server community and we wanted to give u best smp time to play 🙂 invite your friends we hav economy COME ON JOIN FAST

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 28
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Farms Harvested: 815
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • OnlineMinecraft

    OnlineMinecraft

    OnlineMinecraft (OMC) is a tight-knit community of dedicated players, mature staff, and seasoned Minecraft veterans which has been around since October 2011. We pride ourselves on maintaining an exceptional experience for all our players. We strive to have fairness, stability, constancy, and a resoluteness in our mission to provide a first-rate experience and improving our position within the global Minecraft community.

    Our server recently went through a major staff and layout refresh in which we brought back Towny, Bukkit, and other Classic OMC plugins. With these we hope to rekindle the great OMC experience for old members and have a new exiting one for those just joining OMC for the first time.

    About the Server: 24/7 • 90 Player Slots • No Whitelist • Towny• Bukkit • Quests • MCMMO • Custom Classes • Roleplay • Essentials • Hungergames • Donators • Voting Ranks • MultiWorld • Lockette • Economy • Ventrillo •No Whitelist •Much, Much More!

    Visit our Website @ Onlineminecraft.com. Follow us on Twitter @Online_Minecrft Follow us on Facebook @ theonlineminecraft Hope to see you soon in the OMC!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 9964
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 4187
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 25

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Hell Beyond Earth

    Hell Beyond Earth

    Join Hell Beyond Earth Today!!!

    Hell Beyond Earth is an anarchy Minecraft server ran by Trust MC on Java 1.18.1 with no rules and no queues. This means that you can do whatever you want and there is no punishment for doing so. This also includes hacking and duping, which are both allowed on the server.

    IP: hell_beyond_earth.aternos.me

    The server is vanilla experience there will be no grief protection or claims, so be careful where you build your base. Also, plugins will be getting added in the future to help stabilize the server.

    The server is in the very early stages of growth as we have only started a growth plan the server will not have many players to start off with and the server may close down if no one is on it for a limit of time. If this happens just pop a little @ in the discord and the server will be fired back up asap for you. —————— About Trust MC

    Trust MC is a new Minecraft Community owner by IG OpsTalk. We focus on building a wide community that hopes to open more servers with different theme types in the future.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 19 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Villages Defended: 12 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 22
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 16

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • FishyCraft

    FishyCraft

    Fishycraft is in our third year. We have a friendly, established community and a mature staff. We are starting a fresh map for 1.7.2, come help us rebuild to our former glory again! New Guests should read the /rules to be promoted to a player.

    Featuring: – Multiple Worlds – PVE Survival (NO PVP in the main world) – We’re up 24/7 on a FAST, dedicated server – Anti griefing/cheating tools – Private regions available for claiming – Player run shops and warps – Mods cannot spawn/give items – Regular building contests – Website on http://fishycraft.net

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Towns Built: 7 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Star Shards Collected: 121
    Chimeras Created: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • A Minecraft Server

    A Minecraft Server

    This server is a new one of a kind anarchy server, powered on 1.18.1. There are no rules within the server, hack and grief all you want! Grind your way up and compete to be one of the best PVP’ers on the server. This server is brand new, so the quicker you gather items etc the more powerful you’ll become

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 12
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Blockaholics

    Blockaholics

    Blockaholics.org is a Survival server; to gain building rights you need to read our rules at our website here. Once done, let a staff member know and they will give you a brief quiz. Answer the questions correctly to build. Keep in mind that you will not be able to leave spawn, build, or explore until you finish this process. The server is over two years old as of July of this year and has an experienced staff to suit your needs. Just note that stuff will -not- be spawned for you if you ask. The server is Survival at heart and will be treated as such.

    Our spawn area is 400×400 blocks and contains a number of resources for our players.

    The community resources quarter includes a public library for enchanting, public brewhouse for brewing, public farm(with all trees and farm-able crops), portal hub, PVP/Mob battle/Pig racing/ CTF Colosseum, blacksmith shop and more.

    In addition, we have a Housing district for those who like to live by spawn, a market district and a pixel art district.

    The rules for the server are listed on the site, as mentioned above, and will be enforced. Breaking the rules may result in a ban without warning. Ban appeals may be made on our website, linked above, in the correct forum and using the correct template (listed in the sticky).

    Coming soon: PVP/RP server, Tomahawk! Stay Tuned and we hope to see you soon!

    -Blockaholics Staff.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 36 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Endless Legions Commanded: 41 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Runes Activated: 8
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • BTECAU Vanilla

    BTECAU Vanilla

    new vanilla open world. survival world, with no rules other than have fun.

    the player limit has been set to 100 however that may be changed depending on performance

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Dimension Hops: 7
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 29 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Raid Nation

    Raid Nation

    RAID NATION

    Raid Nation is a server focused on Factions and PvP. Griefing, and more specifically raiding, is allowed and encouraged. The world border is set a 3,000 blocks away from spawn. A more condensed world better facilitates raiding. There is NO chest protection! Design your base with security in mind to keep the baddies away from your loots. We also run mcMMO that allows you to level stats in the style of an RPG.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 351 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 20 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • ShulkerVerse

    ShulkerVerse

    semi vanila new minecraft server lots of fun, and if you do end up joining please let your freinds know about this server it will be lots of fun!!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Gods Slained: 2 Crops Grown: 6177
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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