ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of being a peasant in the realm of Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming a respected member of society once again? Look no further than our server, where we will turn your joke of a profession into a hilarious success story!

Join our SMP and watch as your once highly respected profession becomes the talk of the town. From being a lowly chicken farmer to a prestigious potato harvester, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server with your newfound comedic talents!

So why wait? Join us today and let’s turn your profession into a joke worth laughing at!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 98/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Villages Defended: 5
Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
Void Gems Collected: 30 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
Legendary Titles Earned: 3 New Chunks Explored: 616683
Ores Mined: 3590 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Lionheart Skyblock

    Lionheart Skyblock

    Come Join Lionheart Skyblock! IP: Lionheartmc.net Gameplay: You start out with a small island which has a tree and a chest containing basic items. You may shop for more items at the server shop. Each island is protected to a certain radius by world guard so non-members of your party will not be able to grief! Build an island with friends and grow your own island into an empire! Rules: We have very simple rules that shouldn’t be that hard to follow 1. No griefing 2. No hacking 3. No mods 4. No racism 5. Don’t ask for staff position 6. No spamming 7. Don’t bug an admin, owner or mod relentlessly! 8. Have fun and don’t forget to cote for Lionheart Skyblock! Plugins: Here are some of our main plugins • Spleef • Skyblock • Essentials • Lockette • Chest Shop • World Guard • And many more…

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Runes Activated: 0 Demon Skulls Collected: 19
    Potions Brewed: 157 Glorious Feasts Held: 7
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 847
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 47

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dewcraft Survival

    Dewcraft Survival

    Dewcraft.com Minecraft Servers

    Dewcraft.com Survival Server

    Dewcraft.com is a Minecraft Survival Server. Mobs and damage for an exciting PvE and PvP environment.

    Features * Build permissions granted after application (This protects our users from griefers) * PvP environment with all regular mobs and health * Griefer protection with tracking and rollbacks using LogBlock * Active userbase * Helpful moderation team

    Build permissions are granted after registration and application. Please see our website, dewcraft.com , for more details.

    Connect using server.dewcraft.com:25565

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Villages Defended: 19 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 30
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Adult Minecraft Server

    Adult Minecraft Server

    We are a long-running community of adults and casual players. The server is stable and grief-free. There is little in the way of game-changing plugins; mostly protections and an economy. We are grey-listed so feel free to join and chat with members to be promoted.

    Server address world.woodenaxe.com

    Website https://www.WoodenAxe.com

    Forum https://forum.woodenaxe.com

    Live map https://map.woodenaxe.com

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 194 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Crops Grown: 8716

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HavenMC

    HavenMC

    [IP] HavenMC.com [website] news.HAVENmc.com Haven has no whitelist so come experience what so many others already love! Grief protection while part of a Town PvP protection while in a Town (or make your town a PvP arena!) Ability to create Nations and Tax other towns A vibrant diverse economy shop system for Towns Dungeons with hourly reward chests Treasure Hunting with massive rewards Monthly Building contests Spleef and Cloudrace events Many events at our event hub to try Monster Hunting Arena Automated Spleef Live the way you wish!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Gods Slained: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DeadCraft

    DeadCraft

    Welcome to Deadcraft!

    What is DeadCraft?

    Deadcraft is a 24/7 server which allows legit and cracked players to unite in the best sandbox game out there! We currently offer a 90 slot server which stays lag-free to about 60 players.

    Staff

    We have staff all over the world so there should always be someone online that can help you with your concern.

    Donations

    Because we are using a paid 24/7 host we are in a need of money. That means that any donations will be appreciated! We also sell some ranks for some amounts. *More info in server spawn*

    -Misa / iRenZy

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Runes Activated: 6
    Buildings Constructed: 36 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sverrecraft

    Sverrecraft

    Sverrecraft is a big minecraft server with many opportunities! You can explore the world as mutch as you want with no border and play in different gamemodes! The staff is nice and helpfull. The owners of the server are sverre26 and johannessogn. Usefull commands: /creative /pvp /freebuild /spawn /info You find more info at the server webpage(http://www.sverrecraft.com/) Remember to register on the forum (http://forum.sverrecraft.com/)

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Mines Excavated: 1562 Mythical Relics Collected: 18
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RSMV.net

    RSMV.net

    OUR IP: play.rsmv.net Bedrock players use IP: bedrock.rsmv.net XRUN – The original Xrun from RSMV.net !!! Over 70 maps, and all the RAGE! !!!NEW!!! STORYBOOK – THE ONLY SERVER to come to for ADVENTURE MAPS! Click and Play with friends, over 180 ADVENTURE MAPS by some of the best Map Makers in Minecraft!! We set the map, the version, the Resourcepacks! All you do is click to play! SURVIVAL – Servers with 1.18.1 features! Mcmmo! Anti-Grief. LABYRINTH – A Pvp adventure through the corridors of evil. Find the exit before the unknown finds you ! HYPERDRIVE! – Extreme Fast Flying through insane courses!

    CREATIVE! – with huge plots to create what your imagination holds. from basically nothing!

    SKYBLOCK!- Conquer Infernal mobs to get cool drops! SLIMEFUN fun fun fun. Start with minimal supplies and build an empire!

    Check out our newest Gamemode – Coming Soon! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7my0LvwSPYk

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 24
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Potions Brewed: 157 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ChuboCraft

    ChuboCraft

    Hello, ChuboCraft is a PvP Faction server where the whole point is to raid, conquer, and survive.

    The best way to do this is to get more faction members, build up your kingdom, and take out your enemys.

    At the moment, the server can currently hold up to 40 people at a time, and is mostly up 24/7.

    We back-up the map often so if’s someone has hacked the server, it will be back up with not so much of a loss.

    Its currently cracked, free to come and play on, and as well has some friendly Mods

    and Admins.

    For more up to date infomation and pictures, please visit here: http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/1122258-125chubocraftpvp-faction-server/#entry13773377

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20 Dragon Scales Harvested: 320

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Eirinncraft

    Eirinncraft

    Building a Community. One member at a time.

    Eirinncraft is a survival server dedicated to the fun and community aspects of Minecraft. We pride ourselves on being 100% community supported.

    Eirinncraft believes in having a safe, non-grief server.We have several plugins to help support this. Including LWC, World Guard and LogBlock. We also have a mature staff on hand in game or through our teamspeak channel 24 hours a day.

    We also have an FTB Unleashed server for 18+ members of the Eirinncraft Community. No banned mods. TS:ts3.digitalthemepark.com – eirinncraft gaming group

    Or….you can stop by our website at www.eirinncraft.net to register for building rights.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Xavtious

    Xavtious

    Hello! Over at Xavtious we are working hard to make a brand new community server to bring you a friendly and fun experience. Right now the main focus of the server is working on features, commands, and skyblock. Skyblock won’t be the only thing that this server will have to offer, but for now it is the only thing that is – for the most part – set up. We will be adding mini-games of all sorts to keep things interesting and we hope that many of you reading this will sign up to be builders, moderators, or even developers(when the time comes!) so that we can get this thing off the ground faster. The more hard-working players signing up for staff positions we have, the better! So don’t be afraid to ask about server positions, but don’t try to get in just to abuse privilaged admin power. That’s bad.

    Note that there are a couple of basic requirements that we have to ensure that our players and community get the best experience possible. The first and most important is that you be nice to others and use common sense. Grammar is also suggested, but is not strictly required. We’re all up for a good lol! Meet all of that and read the /rules in-game and you’ll be A-okay! So what are you waiting for? Go have fun!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 18 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Animals Bred: 39
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ★ HitCraft Factions★

    ★ HitCraft Factions★

    24/7 Factions Server with has ★PVP ★Griefing ★Raiding ★ Allowed! Join now at: 109.169.20.35:25615

    Vote for 6 diamonds here: http://minestatus.net/28767-hitcraft-factions

    Click on the Green + sign to vote!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Gods Slained: 0 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AWNSCraft

    AWNSCraft

    AWNSCraft is a mostly creative server. our world has many places to build and many more to see, players can even find their own towns and lands if they please.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 44
    Epic Shields Constructed: 39 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Falling into the Void: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MutinyCraft

    MutinyCraft

    MutinyCraft is a hub server that is primarily focused on building a great community based gameplay. We do not try to compete with the large servers with our player base, but we do try to offer a friendly welcoming environment that will make you feel at home when you log onto our server. Our staff players are very active to assist you with most issues that you will have.

    We offer the following servers:

    Survival, Creative, Hardcore Factions, KitPVP, and FTB

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 49
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5279 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ZombieHorde [1.4.7]

    ZombieHorde [1.4.7]

    PvP,Factions,Griefing,And Fun! And There Is, MobEvent Were We Spawn Mobs (Every Type Of Mob) And You kill Them last People Standing Get Prizes… And We Spawn Withers Hope You Like The Mob Event!!! The Warp Is: /Warp MobEvent + We Have Got 24/7!!! 🙂 Now What Is AutoGriefing? AutoGriefing Is A Server That Has Raiding, Factions, PvP, PvE, MobEvent, 24/7, 0% Lag, Donating, BattleShip, PlayerHeads Plugin, And More Awsome Stuff. How Much People Can AutoGriefingHave In The Server? It Can Have Up To 0/65 Players Online… Accept If You Are A Donater Donaters Can “Join The Server When Full”. Is It CraftBukkit Or Vanilla? AutoGriefing Is A CraftBukkit Server. What Is Fun About AutoGriefing? We Have MobEvent Witch Is The Most Best Thing Made! And We Got Raiding/Griefing, Faction PvP, PvP, Bukkit, 24/7 And 0% Lag, MobArena! PlayerHeads Plugin, We Got BattleShip, And Ranks/Donating, Also Warp Stash Were People Can Hide There Stuff In Lockette Chests. Who Is the Owner And Creator of MobEvent? The Owner Of MobEvent Is KingRaider, and The Creator Is Dragonking223! The Creator Of HungerGames Is Dragonking223 To And Owner Is: Blaze526!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 17
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Holy Grails Found: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • ImDeity Kingdoms

    ImDeity Kingdoms

    ImDeity Kingdoms is one of the longest-running servers (3+ years) featuring an exclusive Class / Rank / Skills system, a thriving economy, custom-designed Questing system as well as a town and Kingdom system!

    Also check out our custom-designed mini-game: DeityWar (team PvP matches) with kits (all free!).

    We also have a PvP (Factions) server @ pvp.imdeity.com and a Creative (freebuild) server @ creative.imdeity.com!

    NEW: Feed the Beast too! We’re running the Magic Farm 2 FTB modpack ftb.imdeity.com

    Join us today! [ IP: mc.imdeity.com ]

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 16

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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