ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of being a peasant in the realm of Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming a respected member of society once again? Look no further than our server, where we will turn your joke of a profession into a hilarious success story!

Join our SMP and watch as your once highly respected profession becomes the talk of the town. From being a lowly chicken farmer to a prestigious potato harvester, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server with your newfound comedic talents!

So why wait? Join us today and let’s turn your profession into a joke worth laughing at!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 93/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 13
Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Secret Passages Found: 3
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

New Minecraft Servers

  • ZentralCraft Network

    ZentralCraft Network

    ZentralCraft Network is a Hispanic Minecraft server, where you can play 3 modalities together with several users!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 152 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 11 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Freedom United

    Freedom United

    Freedom United is a server where we allow the player to have a lot of freedom of what they want to do. We give you alot of plugins to play with, while still trying to maintain that Vanilla feeling we all know and love!

    For example, we have hundreds of quests availible to you. We have intresting areas you can explore, Coop arena’s, cities where you can buy stuff, and much much more! (Full list down below!). All this, while keeping the Vanilla Feel! Players are allowed to build, walk, kill, and explore all they want!

    Link to the Dynmap: http://94.213.198.23:8123/ __________

    The IP for our server is: 94.213.198.23 Feel free to join! You are always welcome considering there is no Whitelist !

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Void Armor Forged: 28 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Urucraft

    Urucraft

    Minecraft Server 1.8 to 1.20 Modalities: Survival, Creative and SkyBlock, We are a newly opened Network in expansion

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • AngelsCraft

    AngelsCraft

    Hey guys welcome to AngelzCraft we feature some awesome plugins including : *Factions *Timeismoney *Lockette *Bounty *Dogtags *And many more =)

    Our server holds 200 people at a time WITH NO LAG!!! and the server is up 24/7 We have awesome staff with 10 Admins, 1 Mod, 1 Co-Owner, and 1 Owner.

    IP:Angelzcraft.no-ip.org                IP:Angelzcraft.no-ip.org

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    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Runes Activated: 7 Buildings Constructed: 31
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • DEADZONEmc

    DEADZONEmc

    Max level >> 150 Starting money 500 Reserve every midnight Wedding lock box protection Bank – keep level – die without dropping items Level lifeskill +buff random box NPC trading Create a guild + NPC send quests Log in to receive daily rewards /reward Make something permanent NPC gives out free buffs ⁠buff-shop

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Farms Harvested: 594
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Ores Mined: 9035 Dragon Eggs Found: 8896
    Magic Crystals Found: 8 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • GoPro

    GoPro

    The best Latvian server! McMMo Factions 50 slots 24/7 No lag! Shop!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 16 Alien Abductions: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Horror Stories Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • IgniteSMP

    IgniteSMP

    IgniteSMP is a survival Minecraft server that features a slowly expanding custom map with realistic biomes, borders, and landmarks. Players can travel across continents, oceans, and islands using boats, planes, and nether portals. They can also claim land for their civilization, form alliances, start wars, and trade or fight for resources. When you’re ready to begin exploring, building and conquering, then you’ll know it’s time to join the IgniteSMP server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 16
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 8761
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 6
    Mines Excavated: 1401 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Anarchic Frontiers

    Anarchic Frontiers

    “Anarchic Frontiers” space expedition’s mission is to colonize new worlds where several competing socio-political ideologies are in play. Voluntaryism, Statism, and Anocracy. How will followers of these philosophies interact with each other? will they find peace? trade? prosperity? or will it be a bloody spectacle! Write your own story in this unique, challenging and thought provoking environment!

    * Tight-knit casual community * Scaleable Protection against griefing. * Extra Hard Difficulty * Quest system to introduce features and offer some rewards * VAMPIRES, beware creatures of the night who feed on the living! * Player managed shopkeepers can be setup to Buy and Sell, using any items as currency. * Cheat detection and Orebfuscation (hides ore and hidden chests from x-ray cheaters) are in effect. * There are many server performance optimizations, bug fixes and improvements, some of which also improve client performance. * 99.9% Uptime verified for over a year. * Data integrity is guaranteed, data is backed up daily. * Check website for more features/modifications/info.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • FuntimeLifestelNetwork

    FuntimeLifestelNetwork

    There are many lifesteal servers, but there is only one Lifesteal, and N3.MCST.IO:8670 is where you will find it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 9
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Villages Defended: 14
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • MagnaUni

    MagnaUni
    Welcome to MagnaUni,

    your cozy corner of the Minecraft universe where simplicity meets heartwarming camaraderie! Here, it’s not just a server; it’s a snug home for fellow adventurers from across the globe to share culture, swap stories, and embark on unforgettable blocky journeys together.

    🌍 A Global Gathering: Join our diverse family of players from all over the world. It’s not just about blocks; it’s about building connections with people from different cultures, sharing experiences, and making friends from so many places.

    🌱 Back to Basics: Dive into the essence of Minecraft with us. Our survival server keeps it simple, with just enough plugins to enhance the fun without losing that authentic vanilla Minecraft charm. It’s the kind of place where you can kick back, relax, and enjoy the game the way it was meant to be.

    🤝 Neighbors, Not Strangers: No grief, no stress—just good vibes! Our community thrives on collaboration. Join forces with your fellow players, embark on epic builds, and revel in the joy of creating together. Your masterpieces are safe with us!

    👂 Your Ideas Matter: At MagnaUni, everyone’s voice is heard. Our friendly staff team is all ears for your suggestions and feedback.

    🌈 More Than Just Blocks: MagnaUni is more than just a Minecraft server; it’s a warm and welcoming space where your imagination takes flight. Connect with kindred spirits, explore new horizons, and revel in the simple joys of Minecraft with friends who feel like family.

    Join us at MagnaUni, where every block has a story, and every player is a cherished part of our tight-knit community. Adventure, laughter, and genuine connections await – come on in, the fire’s warm, and the friends are even warmer! 🌟

    ❤️‍🔥 https://discord.gg/kCkafxFRVu ❤️‍🔥

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 15 Dragon Scales Harvested: 269
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mc-Exodus

    Mc-Exodus

    Skyblock server with a economy and a friendly staff.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 16 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Buildings Constructed: 14
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 15 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • UndyingSmp

    UndyingSmp

    UndyingSmp is a whitelisted Lifesteal Challenge Minecraft server where players compete for a $100 prize. The server is cross-play compatible, has a 50 member max (probably), and offers features like TPA, manual and automatic anti-cheat detection, DeathCoords upon death, and EnderDragonEggTracker for tournament challenges. It also has custom villages with shops and uses the BetterSleeping plugin. To get added to the whitelist, you must join the UndyingSmp Discord. Once there, read the rules entirely from top to bottom to learn what to do next. Discord: https://discord.gg/hTbcn8AFx8

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Farms Harvested: 638
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • DG Minecraft

    DG Minecraft

    Welcome to the Dgminecraft srever We are trying to br the best we can be give us a try see if this server is whar u can call home it Free to play upgrades can be payed for OR eared. So give us a try get your frends to play and let all have a “Supper Fun time”.. LOL have a good day.

    Some outer stuff is the Admins And Mods Are great with what you need Don’t bug thim about OP or someing like that and thay will be your Best frends Some come have fun enjoy help us out give us a look we are all frends so give us a try…. **** New for evey vote We pay u $300.00 in game Money a vote have a great day PSS 100$ for each site…

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Fluxmc

    Fluxmc

    We are a small growing SMP server I would love to have fun we host a lot I giveaways daily So give us a chance

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Gods Slained: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 80 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • PunFumblerCraft

    PunFumblerCraft

    TOWNY | FACTIONS | CREATIVE | PRISON | SKYBLOCK | SKYWARS ——————————————————————————————-

    From Towny which has a land based non-griefing environment to an intense prison that has you in a cellblock mining for your freedom. PunFumblerCraft has loads of exciting gamemodes and features to play around with. Invite your friends and make it even more fun! The server is well maintained and takes pride in being up to date, with as few bugs and glitches as technically possible, better than most servers.

    IP: Play.PunFumblerCraft.com Website: http://www.punfumblercraft.com/

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 21 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 451
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 16 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Star Shards Collected: 110 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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