ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of being a peasant in the realm of Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming a respected member of society once again? Look no further than our server, where we will turn your joke of a profession into a hilarious success story!

Join our SMP and watch as your once highly respected profession becomes the talk of the town. From being a lowly chicken farmer to a prestigious potato harvester, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server with your newfound comedic talents!

So why wait? Join us today and let’s turn your profession into a joke worth laughing at!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 104/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 34
Orbs of Power Found: 8 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 6
Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Datamine

    Datamine

    We are looking for some members to build up our new community. We promote the playerbase to make its own decisions regarding politics or moderation, and we even have a court system. PVP is allowed, but it’s discouraged without provocation. We have several kingdoms if new players want to join one, or they could start their own. Most of all we just like to play together and have fun. You will need to be whitelisted (http://www.sodiumlabs.us:8080/forum/forumdisplay.php?fid=7) before joining

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 6
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pacific State 2

    Pacific State 2

    “The best road to progress is freedom’s road” – JFK

    There is no statement that stands more true to our server’s ideology. We don’t want you to feel like you’re restricted. We’ve given you everything, for nothing. And all we want you to do – is to enjoy yourself, and build something for everyone. You could call us selfless, but thats not true. We want something too. Not your money, not your votes, but simply – you.

    So, logon and enjoy our masterpiece – Pacific State 2. WorldEdit, infinite building space, and friends await.

    Join us.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Enchantments Applied: 66
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Zombie Dances: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Creeperlife

    Creeperlife

    Are you tired of PVP servers with the name hunger games slapped on it even though it has nothing to do with the book? Are you tired of servers where hackers run amuck getting endless warnings but never any punishment? Do you want a good staff that is always keeping things fun and enjoyable for everyone? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then creeperlife is for you! We have a 24/7 staff keeping the games fun as well as many custom plug-ins making sure that everything stays fair and realistic. We have multiple arenas so if you do have to wait to join one, it will be very short. During this time you can find all of our hidden easter eggs in the lobby 😀 We also have a survival free for all server with no plug-ins except for No-cheat and jail. Once you leave the spawn the only things you cant do are water/fire/lava grief. If this sounds fun to you come join us at 184.164.152.118 See you there!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 439 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AquaMC [RPG-Liked SMP] [OP Prison] {Lands} {Java} {Premium}

    AquaMC [RPG-Liked SMP] [OP Prison] {Lands} {Java} {Premium}
    🌊 Welcome to AquaMC – Your Gateway to Minecraft Excitement! 🌟

    🎮 Dive into two thrilling worlds:

      Explore the depths of our RPG-Liked SMP server, where adventures await at every turn!Conquer the challenges of our OP Prison server, where the path to freedom is paved with strategic gameplay!

    💰 Experience a meticulously balanced economy, ensuring every move you make counts towards your success!

    🗺️ Immerse yourself in custom maps crafted to ignite your imagination and keep you engaged for hours on end!

    🎉 Get ready for heart-pounding events designed to test your skills and unite the AquaMC community in epic battles and challenges!

    🚀 Join us now and unleash your creativity, forge alliances, and carve out your place in the ever-expanding universe of AquaMC! 🌟🔥

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 38
    Ores Mined: 4037 Mythical Quests Completed: 26
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SilverPvP

    SilverPvP

    24/7 online 99% uptime since January 2013. Minecraft 1.9.2

    • No overpowered donator classes • A carefully balanced server economy • Completely rebalanced mcMMO, no more overpowered skills or abilities • Obsidian destroyer, no more impenetrable obsidian blocks • Excellent anti cheating and glitch plugins • Awesome community 🙂 • Hosted on one of the fastest available dedicated servers capable for a single standalone Minecraft server. • World Border to promote a more centralized experience

    Completely designed around the idea of everyone and everything being carefully balanced for player-versus-player. We’ve gone ahead to remove overpowered features like the combat mcMMO skills, overpowered donators, and other smaller things like god apples and nerfing strength potions. We encourage you to check out the unique gameplay that this server has to offer!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Dimension Hops: 14
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Glorious Feasts Held: 18

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Kingdom Of Sanctuary [Hun

    Kingdom Of Sanctuary [Hun

    Kingdom of Sanctuary er en dansk pvp server! Med plads til 128 spillere! Egen spændene og unik hunger games arena for op til 24 personer! 6 Spændende og udfordrende PVP arenaer for Premium 3 spillerne Vær og spawn og vær sikker på du aldrig er alene, der er du altid under beskyttelse fra vagterne! Du kan også tage dig en lille snak med de forskellige! Start din egen by for 25.000$ ingame, og beskyt dine bygninger fra andre! Øg dine skills og blive den ultimative Pvp mester! Eller kom ind og socialisere med nogle af de mange andre spiller som er på serveren!

    For English speaking Player we got a free to join self buillded Hungergame Arena i the big building in spawn, so join if you like!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Lost In Translation

    Lost In Translation

    There are many things that make our server great. We have lots of staff that are usually on and willing to help you. We have many fun plugins like Factions, Essentials, Survival Games, Chestshop, LWC, Skyblock, and more. We also have many different maps for many different things. We have a creative world, PvP world, PvE world, Activity World and Spawn. The Spawn is authentically created by one of the server co-owners Maklom, even though they look really good. We also have fun activity’s like a Maze, Dungeons, Skyblock , Mob Arena, Spleef arena, Hunger Games, and Parkour. If you have any questions just go to our website and they will be answered. If you want to find out things that are not on the website, email me at [email protected].

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 16
    Towns Built: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Final Game

    The Final Game

    to a world full of surprises. A PVP survival/creative/Games server, where there are no limits on what you can do. Feeling bold and wanna live in the wilderness? Go ahead and create your own personal band of raiders! Rather build something huge with unlimited items? You can do all that here. We’re one of the unique servers, we believe in providing the best possible experience for all kinds of players!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Cursed Lands Purified: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • potato-crfat

    potato-crfat

    this is a pvp/raid/faction server. the staff are amazing and will help you all the time please join 😀

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Magic Items Found: 6724
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ChiRho Entertainment

    ChiRho Entertainment

    ChiRho Entertainment (XPE) is based on Christian-influenced values to establish a family-friendly community for those who participate in gaming of any kind. We think that providing such an environment would be appreciated by parents who can feel safe to allow their children or themselves to be a part of a community without having to worry about negative influences of others that they may interact with in the gaming community. This is accomplished through chat filters, periodic log monitoring, server rules, and staff who enforce these rules.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Falling into the Void: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MC-Halo

    MC-Halo

    MC-Halo is a Minecraft server where you can play halo. No need to download any mods! Just join the server, go through a portal, and start playing Halo. A tutorial on how to play is located on the bottom floor of spawn. The server runs off of a custom plugin not available to the public.

    Features: – Halo jumping – Guns – Killstreaks – Parkour – Different gamemodes – Advanced leaderboards – Invisibility – Large server capacity – Different maps – Automatic games

    Rules: – No hacking – No advertising – No spamming – No racism

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Buildings Constructed: 11
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Astral Amulets Crafted: 35

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CatServe

    CatServe

    Hey, glad you found us!

    CatServe is a UK based server with an awesome community, we have many ranks, found at http://catserve.net and many many features, come online and start the best minecraft experience ever at mine.catserve.net today! This server is run by an MCBans Staff member and is a great deal of fun!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 17
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13 Portal Loops Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FuRiouSCraft Prison

    FuRiouSCraft Prison

    Enjoy a Prison environment in Minecraft? Then this is the place for you. All the gang banging, smuggling, working and anything else you can come up with in one place! Work in the mines for money OR gank items from other players for money to Rank up working your way towards Freedom!

    NO Whitelisting OR Greylisting. Just log in and start earning/stealing money to rank up on your own today!

    More info at furiouscraft.com

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 632814 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 13 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RenderedMC

    RenderedMC

    This is an AWESOME survival build server where there is no griefing allowed. So don’t fear having your builds destroyed. Go to the warps building and pick a direction to spawn (NORTH,EAST,SOUTH,WEST) Then find an unprotected area and BUILD AWAY! Make sure to have an admin come by and protect your build. You can have a Mod or Admin set a warp for you or you can set your home using /sethome.

    You will love this server and the staff will treat you very nicely!

    Come on over and hop on this sweet server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 15
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 6 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GameOn365 Minecraft

    GameOn365 Minecraft

    12 GB Ram, Quad-core 3.4GHz processor, 100Mbit uplink.

    Consistent uptime, free building for all players, PvP and survival options, friendly but fair administrators and moderators. Always willing to help make your gaming experience the best it can be!

    Multiple ranks and player permissions available!

    Hunger Games soon to come? Let us know by giving input on our forums!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Meteorites Collected: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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