Yo yo yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got more explosions than a creeper convention and more diamonds than a rich llama’s mansion!

Join us on this wild ride through Alexei Navalny’s Prison Diaries! Why, you ask? Because our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action!

Build your own cell block and escape like a pro, or team up with other inmates to pull off the ultimate heist and steal all the guard’s enchanted armor!

But beware, the prison guards are no joke. They’ll chase you down faster than you can say “Redstone Redemption”!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Alexei Navalny’s Prison Diaries and let the madness begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 91/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 12
Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 33
Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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