Yo yo yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got more explosions than a creeper convention and more diamonds than a rich llama’s mansion!

Join us on this wild ride through Alexei Navalny’s Prison Diaries! Why, you ask? Because our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action!

Build your own cell block and escape like a pro, or team up with other inmates to pull off the ultimate heist and steal all the guard’s enchanted armor!

But beware, the prison guards are no joke. They’ll chase you down faster than you can say “Redstone Redemption”!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Alexei Navalny’s Prison Diaries and let the madness begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 106/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Magic Items Found: 8974
Treasure Maps Found: 8 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
Players Killed by Monsters: 9513 Goblin Markets Raided: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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