so like, come join our minecraft server cuz it’s like, so lit that even Ukrainian POWs would wanna play here. like, we got so many cool builds and games that even Putin would be jealous. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. join now before the creepers get ya!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 91/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 29 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 41
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Reality Warps Survived: 0
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 New Chunks Explored: 636872
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Ultimate Fight Club 307 Minecraft SMP Gamethread #4

    Ultimate Fight Club 307 Minecraft SMP Gamethread #4
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join heem.com for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

    Why should you join heem.com, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time we built a giant roller coaster that launched players into a pit of lava, or the time we held a massive sheep shearing competition that ended in a wooly explosion. And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as chickens and started a chicken rebellion against the cows.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical beast that roams the land and challenges players to epic boss battles. Defeat the Diamond Dragon and you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

    So what are you waiting for? Join heem.com today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Void Armor Forged: 26 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 7
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • GymTimeGoneWrong Minecraft Server

    GymTimeGoneWrong Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper!” Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this story.

    Picture this: a husband who refuses to use the free gym at his job and instead joins one closer to home, causing chaos in his pregnant wife’s already hectic life. Will he ever learn to be considerate of dinner, bed, and bath time routines? Will the wife’s in-laws save the day on a family day trip? Find out on our server, where the drama is as intense as a PvP battle!

    Join now for a chance to witness the ultimate showdown between a tired pregnant wife and her gym-loving husband. Will they reconcile or will the spare room become a permanent residence? Only on our server can you experience such outrageous stories and laugh until your diamond armor falls off!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crops Grown: 1825 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 242 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 10 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • StreamCleanerCraft

    StreamCleanerCraft
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! If you’re tired of your partner ruining everything they touch, then this server is perfect for you!

    Join us and experience the thrill of cleaning up after your virtual spouse who can’t seem to do anything right. From poorly cleaned bottles to ruined pump parts, you’ll never have a dull moment on this server.

    But wait, there’s more! If you catch your partner leaving milk out to spoil or falling asleep instead of doing the dishes, you have the power to cancel all their favorite streaming services and theme park passes. Who needs entertainment when you can hire a virtual housekeeper instead?

    So come on down to our server and let the chaos ensue! Who needs a well-functioning household when you can have endless entertainment cleaning up after your partner’s virtual messes? Join now and see if you’re the AH for hiring a housekeeper without asking!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • TikTokWeirdo on Minecraft SMP

    TikTokWeirdo on Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of watching weird TikTok videos and ready to experience some craziness in Minecraft? Join our SMP where the only thing weirder than TikTok is our community! We’ve got players building giant statues of dancing chickens, creating roller coasters that defy gravity, and even hosting epic llama races through the Nether. Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and entertaining server out there. So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience the wackiest adventures in Minecraft, join us now!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 395

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Hungry4Craft: No Propaganda!

    Hungry4Craft: No Propaganda!
    yo, u ever been to a minecraft server where the players are so lit they start protesting against the state media propaganda in Hungary? well, welcome to our server where things get WILD. join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even start a revolution against the evil state media. who knew playing minecraft could be so revolutionary? come join us and be a part of history in the making. just watch out for those creepers, they might be government spies in disguise. #minecraftrevolution #downwithpropaganda

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Eldoria: A Server Where Villagers Unionize and Demand Modded Benefits

    Eldoria: A Server Where Villagers Unionize and Demand Modded Benefits

    Custom-Built World Minecraft Server

    Features Description
    Custom Mods for Ultimate Creativity
    Explore Diverse Biomes and Environments Thanks to Biomes O’ Plenty, the world is full of stunning landscapes to discover.
    Collaborate and Trade with Fellow Players Team up with others to share resources, trade essential items, or work on projects together.
    Balanced, Fun, and Drama-Free Gameplay Our staff ensures smooth and fair gameplay for everyone to enjoy.

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Add me on Discord (juswannarock) to get access to the server.

    Q: What can I do on the server?

    A: You can create, govern, and develop your own nation, explore diverse biomes, collaborate with other players, and enjoy balanced gameplay.

    Q: Are there rules on the server?

    A: Yes, our server has rules to ensure a positive and fair gaming experience for all players.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 88
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • The Moat Minecraft Server

    The Moat Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the history of blocky worlds! This server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server has a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJ and skeletons breakdance like there’s no tomorrow. It’s the place to be if you want to show off your sick dance moves while avoiding exploding mobs.

    2. We have a floating island made entirely out of diamond blocks that rains down golden apples every hour. It’s like a dream come true for any Minecraft player who wants to be showered in riches while snacking on delicious apples.

    3. The Nether on our server is actually a tropical paradise with lava water slides and zombie pigmen serving up fruity drinks with tiny umbrellas. Who knew the fiery depths of hell could be so relaxing and fun?

    4. Our community is filled with legendary players who have defeated the Wither boss with nothing but a wooden sword and a potato. If you want to learn from the best and become a Minecraft master, this is the place to be.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the MOAT (middest of all time) for yourself! Just be prepared for some seriously wacky adventures and unexpected surprises around every corner.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 10
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Gods Slained: 0 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 16
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Financially Illiterate Minecraft SMP

    Financially Illiterate Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of living in a dirt hut because your parents never taught you about money? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we teach you the value of diamonds and the power of a good trade deal.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and a dream. Through our wacky economy system and epic minigames, they rose to become the richest player on the server, building a mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks.

    So if you want to go from rags to riches and show your parents that you can handle your own finances, join our server now! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be the one giving financial advice to your family.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 13 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 29
    Crops Grown: 2061 Enchantments Applied: 86
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • SMP: AFKmininglol

    SMP: AFKmininglol
    Are you sitting at home twiddling your thumbs, wishing you were part of an epic Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the creepers break out into dance battles? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all your wacky and wild Minecraft adventures!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of players who are as crazy as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high. We’ve got secret underground lairs filled with diamond-studded llamas, enchanted forests where the trees sing show tunes, and a Nether portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese (yes, even the zombies).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a feathered ruler who wears a crown made of golden eggs and commands an army of warrior chickens armed with diamond swords. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of insanity, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • CraftyManJoy

    CraftyManJoy
    Are you tired of trying to keep your man happy in real life? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, all you have to do is build him a virtual castle and he’ll be over the moon! Our server is filled with magical potions that make your man never want to leave your side, virtual diamonds that will make him propose in no time, and even a secret love potion that will make him worship the ground you walk on. Join now and say goodbye to all your relationship problems, because on our server, keeping your man happy is as easy as placing a block!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 200 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 22 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 18 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • SkyCraft: NasrallahSlayer69

    SkyCraft: NasrallahSlayer69
    hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a place where u can build ur dream house, fight dragons, and ride unicorns all day long! this server is so lit, even the creepers are throwing a party!

    join us and u’ll get to meet our resident minecraft wizard who can turn ur dirt blocks into diamonds with just a flick of his wand! and don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco cave where the zombies like to bust a move!

    we also have a petting zoo filled with baby creepers and ender dragons that u can cuddle with! and if u’re feeling adventurous, u can go on a quest to find the legendary golden pickaxe of doom that shoots fireballs!

    so what r u waiting for? come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe! trust me, u won’t regret it!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 28
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Farms Harvested: 469
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6952 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Neoproterozoic Life Survivors

    Neoproterozoic Life Survivors
    LOL U WANNA KNOW WHERE ALL DA AMOEBAS AND PLANTS AND ANIMALS CAME FROM? JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER AND U CAN SEE FOR URSELF! WE GOT AMOEBAS DOIN’ THE MACARENA, PLANTS DROPPIN’ BEATS, AND ANIMALS DOIN’ BACKFLIPS!

    DIS SERVER BE LIKE A TIME MACHINE TO 800 MILLION YEARS AGO, WHEN EVERYTHING WAS WILD AND WACKY! WE SURVIVED TWO GLACIATIONS, SO U KNOW WE TOUGH AS NAILS! JOIN US AND BE PART OF DA CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! #YOLO #MINECRAFTMADNESS

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 19 Falling into the Void: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 49
    Love Letters Sent: 12 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1829 Magic Items Found: 5467

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Make-AVAlon Great Again: Online For 9 Years of Square Bosses & Custom Slime Towns

    Make-AVAlon Great Again: Online For 9 Years of Square Bosses & Custom Slime Towns
    Avalon <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/a-minecraft-server-20/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Avalon Minecraft Server

    Server Trailer: Watch Here

    TikTok: Visit our TikTok

    Server IP: defend.avalon.today

    Avalon is Under Attack!

    You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. Join a kingdom or create your own, uncover secrets, and conquer the Great Evil.

    Avalon is an mmoRPG combining elements from games like Diablo, Skyrim, Destiny, and World of Warcraft. With over 90 plugins, 300 NPCs, 6 Chapters of storyline with 200 quests, and 14 final bosses with daily loot drops, experience a unique gameplay experience.

    Features:

    Become a Warrior, Mage, Rogue, Paladin, Summoner, Cleric, or Marksman
    NPC-based Questing
    Keep Inventory enabled
    Custom Skills and Magic Spells
    Custom Armor & Weapons
    Co-operative Towny environment
    Silk Touch Spawners
    Crates, Voting, Banking
    Pets – Capture mobs/animals, and level them up

    Server Rules:

    • No griefing or stealing
    • No scamming
    • Be respectful
    • Be ethical
    • Use common sense

    Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ):

    Question: How do I join a kingdom on Avalon?

    Answer: You can join a kingdom by interacting with the Kingdom NPCs in Avalon or by creating your own kingdom and inviting others to join.

    Question: Are there daily loot drops on the server?

    Answer: Yes, there are daily loot drops from the 14 final bosses on Avalon.

    Question: Can I play as a lone wolf or do I have to join a Town?

    Answer: You can choose to play as a lone wolf, join an existing Town, or create your own Town on Avalon.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Runes Activated: 8 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Yellow Pigs Minecraft Server

    Yellow Pigs Minecraft Server
    Welcome to a Minecraft server where the grass is always greener on the other side, but sometimes it’s yellow! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Legend has it that deep within our server’s mines, there lies a block of cheese so delicious that even the creepers can’t resist it. Players have been known to risk life and limb just to get a taste of that cheesy goodness.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive rainbow sheep, whose wool changes color every time it eats a different flower. It’s like a living, breathing tie-dye factory!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a giant disco party, complete with glowsticks and funky music. It’s a rave like no other, and you won’t want to miss it!

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the grass is sometimes yellow and the adventures are always wild. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to next!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Farms Harvested: 195
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Emeralds Found: 222
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Race Car VHS Reminder Minecraft SMP

    Race Car VHS Reminder Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who didn’t have a race car VHS reminder. Can you believe it? Yeah, neither can we. But on our server, we have race car VHS reminders galore! You’ll never forget to watch your favorite race car movies again.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what kind of crazy critter you’ll stumble upon next.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our legendary treasure hunts. Rumor has it that there’s a secret stash of diamonds hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge and claim the treasure for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest adventure of your gaming life. Just make sure you don’t forget your race car VHS reminder!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Animals Bred: 41
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 23 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 13
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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