so like, come join our minecraft server cuz it’s like, so lit that even Ukrainian POWs would wanna play here. like, we got so many cool builds and games that even Putin would be jealous. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. join now before the creepers get ya!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Crops Grown: 8742
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Portal Loops Escaped: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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