so like, come join our minecraft server cuz it’s like, so lit that even Ukrainian POWs would wanna play here. like, we got so many cool builds and games that even Putin would be jealous. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. join now before the creepers get ya!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 94/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Mythical Relics Collected: 10
Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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