so like, come join our minecraft server cuz it’s like, so lit that even Ukrainian POWs would wanna play here. like, we got so many cool builds and games that even Putin would be jealous. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. join now before the creepers get ya!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 98/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
Magic Wands Crafted: 23 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
Dragon Scales Harvested: 453 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
New Chunks Explored: 788699 Glorious Feasts Held: 15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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