so like, come join our minecraft server cuz it’s like, so lit that even Ukrainian POWs would wanna play here. like, we got so many cool builds and games that even Putin would be jealous. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. join now before the creepers get ya!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 93/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops: 11 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 27
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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