so like, come join our minecraft server cuz it’s like, so lit that even Ukrainian POWs would wanna play here. like, we got so many cool builds and games that even Putin would be jealous. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. join now before the creepers get ya!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 8
Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
Falling into the Void: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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