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Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances: 9 Endless Legions Commanded: 44
Dragon Eggs Found: 702 Ores Mined: 2910
Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Emeralds Found: 5644
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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