Prison Pals Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about any prison drama like that! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of race or background.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and make friends with players from all over the world.

And don’t worry, there won’t be any demands for ass here – unless you’re talking about kicking ass in PvP battles! So come on in and let’s have a blast together. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SisterSueCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the craziest family drama you’ll ever see! Join now to experience the thrill of lending virtual loans to your in-game siblings and never getting paid back!

Our server is filled with intense negotiations, shady deals, and unexpected twists just like the story of this player’s sister who conveniently forgot to repay the principal loan amount. Will you be the one to take legal action against your in-game family members?

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Minecraft where you can wire virtual money to your sibling’s bank account and watch as they come up with outrageous excuses for not paying you back on time.

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to navigate through the drama-filled world of Minecraft loans and family disputes. Don’t miss out on the chance to be the ultimate loan shark in our server – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

ChefOfOneMinecraftSMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only food that can be cooked is the elusive and mysterious “Rainbow Bacon”! Legend has it that this magical bacon can only be cooked by the chosen ones who join our server.

But be warned, the process of cooking Rainbow Bacon is no easy feat. You must first defeat the Bacon King in a fierce battle, then gather rare ingredients from the enchanted forest, and finally cook it over a volcano while doing a dance of victory.

Only the bravest and most skilled players can master the art of cooking Rainbow Bacon. So if you think you have what it takes to join our wacky and bacon-filled world, come on in and prove yourself! Just remember, only the chosen ones can cook the Rainbow Bacon, so don’t even try if you’re not up to the challenge.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	178	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CreeperCravings

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Remember that one dish from your childhood that made you feel like you could take on the world? Well, imagine that dish in Minecraft form on our server! Join us and indulge in the nostalgia of your favorite childhood meals while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who knew virtual food could be so satisfying? Plus, rumor has it that eating virtual food on our server gives you special powers like super speed and the ability to fly. So come satisfy your cravings and become a culinary master in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Youth Smoke-Free Zone

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yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like the holy grail of blocky adventures. like, we got so much craziness goin’ on, it’s like a party in the nether.

imagine this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs with top hats. they start singing show tunes and throwing diamonds at you. then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken wearing sunglasses challenges you to a dance-off. it’s lit, fam.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco club we have? it’s bumpin’ 24/7 with villagers breakdancing and creepers dropping sick beats. you gotta see it to believe it.

plus, we have the rarest loot drops in all of minecraft. like, you kill a zombie and it drops a enchanted diamond sword with infinite durability. it’s like winning the lottery, but way cooler.

so, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s more bonkers than a herd of deranged llamas, come join us. we’ll be waiting with open arms and a stack of golden apples. let the madness begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Love Letters Sent:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Potions Brewed:	131
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

No-Modding Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no modding and no multiplayer updates? Well, look no further because our server has the WORST case of Indie FOTM! What does that mean, you ask? It means we have the craziest, most outrageous mods you’ve ever seen! Want to ride a flying unicorn while shooting laser beams out of your eyes? We got you covered.

But wait, there’s more! Our multiplayer update is so insane that you’ll be battling dragons with your friends in no time. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

A T L U S – Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Chronicles

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We may not have any good JRPG developers left, but we sure know how to have a good time in this server.

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have a strange obsession with building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats. Don’t ask why, just go with it.

Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Army,” where players compete to see who can amass the largest army of chickens to take over the server. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest and most skilled players can find. Get your dance moves ready because things get wild down there.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that is as bizarre and entertaining as this one. Plus, we have cookies. And llamas. And chickens. What more could you ask for?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4905	Dragons Tamed:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Mines Excavated:	1184	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

NeighborTrapCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the art of revenge in the most glittery and outrageous way possible!

Are you tired of neighbors using your driveway without permission and destroying your lawn? Well, look no further because on our server, you can take matters into your own hands just like our player did in this wild story!

Join us and unleash your inner prankster by setting up glittery traps for pesky neighbors who refuse to listen. Who needs boring old driveway disputes when you can have a glittery showdown instead?

So come on over and let’s turn Minecraft into a glitter-filled battlefield of epic proportions! Just remember, revenge is best served sparkly.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

AnimalAntics Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever been chased by a pack of wild wolves while trying to build your dream castle? Or maybe you accidentally punched a llama and now it won’t stop spitting at you? Well, if you join our Minecraft SMP, you can experience all the hilariously chaotic animal encounters you never knew you needed! From riding pigs into battle to taming a parrot that won’t stop singing Justin Bieber songs, our server is full of wacky animal antics that will keep you laughing for hours. So come join us and see what kind of ridiculous animal encounters you can get yourself into!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CraftyCritterz – Live as a llama, pig, or panda, oh my!

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Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can live out your wildest dreams as any animal you choose! Want to be a majestic unicorn frolicking through the fields? Done. How about a fierce dragon terrorizing villages? No problem. Or maybe you just want to be a cute little bunny hopping around causing mischief? We’ve got you covered. Join our server and experience the ultimate animal adventure like never before! Who knows, you might even discover your true spirit animal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and unleash your inner beast!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Zombie Dances:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PutinVsHarrisNoTruceNoUkraine

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so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can meet putin and harris for truce talks??? well, u found the right place, my dude! our server is so lit that even world leaders wanna hop on and settle their differences in a blocky world.

imagine building a peace treaty out of diamonds and emeralds, while creepers and skeletons try to ruin the negotiations. it’s like a real-life political drama, but with pixelated graphics and unlimited possibilities.

join now and be part of the most epic truce talks in minecraft history. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the next peacemaker of the virtual world. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, join now! #peaceout #minecrafttruce2021 🕊️🎮

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Dimension Hops:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Cyano Plant Co. – Indoor Carbon Fun

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server for some wacky fun with Cyanobacterial Artificial Plants for Enhanced Indoor Carbon Capture and Utilization!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a field of glowing, neon plants that suck up carbon like nobody’s business. But wait, there’s more! These plants are actually alive and they talk to you in a British accent.

Not only that, but we have a secret underground base where you can ride on giant snails and have tea parties with unicorns. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Trump’s Demon Kike Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Trump groveling at a demon kike’s grave in an unfinished building? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we have buried a yid in a construction site just for fun! Join us for a truly unique and outrageous gaming experience. Who knows what other insane surprises await you on our server? Join now and prepare for the unexpected!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magic Items Found:	8354	Potions Brewed:	169

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Mexicans will soon or later merge with whites Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of looking like a basic Minecraft player? Join our SMP and in just 2 or 3 generations, you’ll be rocking a French or Scandinavian skin! Our server has magical transformation powers that will have you blending in with the coolest Minecraft mobs in no time. Say goodbye to boring old skins and hello to a whole new you on our wacky SMP!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Animals Bred:	162

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

ThriftedPillowSwapLOL

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a spilled glass of wine on a $70 carrot pillow!

Join us for epic parties, where the only thing more expensive than the drinks are the throw pillows. Who needs gas money when you can spend it on luxurious home decor?

Experience the thrill of thrift shopping for Halloween costumes, and maybe even find a pillow that will start a war in the group chat. Who knew soft furnishings could cause so much chaos?

Join now and witness “The Pillow Crisis of 2024” unfold in real-time, as friendships are tested over a tiny carrot pillow. Will you be the hero who saves the day with a thrifted find, or the villain who refuses to buy the expensive replacement?

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate pillow drama!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

HangoverMunchies Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party that never ends! We have a secret hangover food dispenser that magically appears in your inventory whenever you’ve had a little too much fun the night before. No more searching for greasy pizza or cold fries, just log on and let the food come to you! Join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.