Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about any prison drama like that! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of race or background.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and make friends with players from all over the world.

And don’t worry, there won’t be any demands for ass here – unless you’re talking about kicking ass in PvP battles! So come on in and let’s have a blast together. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 94/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Unicorn Sightings: 1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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