Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about any prison drama like that! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of race or background.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and make friends with players from all over the world.

And don’t worry, there won’t be any demands for ass here – unless you’re talking about kicking ass in PvP battles! So come on in and let’s have a blast together. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable?

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 107/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Love Letters Sent: 15

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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