Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about any prison drama like that! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of race or background.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and make friends with players from all over the world.

And don’t worry, there won’t be any demands for ass here – unless you’re talking about kicking ass in PvP battles! So come on in and let’s have a blast together. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable?

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 97/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived: 0 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
Love Letters Sent: 15 Mythical Relics Collected: 15
Wilderness Tamed: 8 Runes Activated: 2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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